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Caedite eos
Jan 1, 2011
I too will step alongside chubby man of the people, Brony Boyko.

Edit: wait a minute. You're not using your social media expertise to social engineer us, are you?

Caedite eos fucked around with this message at 14:35 on May 15, 2014

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Badera
Jan 30, 2012

Student Brian Boyko has lost faith in America.

wateroverfire posted:

D&D: No change except a revolution because everything else is somehow too much :effort:. :ussr:

That said, I think your project needs a new figurehead OP.

Why yes, doing more than donating to Brian Boyko's Brony Fund to Get Money Out of Capitalist Politics™ is truly too much effort. Fuckin' neckbeards

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

Owned by the target demographic.

I am sorry, Mr. Boyko.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'm sorry I was interested in this project until some geek marketing shill came around pushing it. Goons are a pretty easy demographic to understand and if you can't get them right you're not going to get anyone more complex right either.

Vulich the Subtle
Nov 25, 2012

Paul is unimpressed by the glories of the Host.
there's a specter haunting the beltway, the specter of the magic of friendship.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


my bro is a brony?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
cool video games font

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
you hosed up brian

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
I support putting more money in politics now instead

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Oh dear. The OP appears to have miscalculated. :stare:

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

brianboyko posted:

2) I didn't come up with the name "Mayday." And it's "mayday" as in the ship is sinking, not the socialist one. And honestly, if I was in the room when names were being considered, I'd have raised hell.

Reminder that this fool doesn't even know what May Day is or that what he's shilling for is actually kind of named after it

Kiwi Ghost Chips
Feb 19, 2011

Start using the best desktop environment now!
Choose KDE!

Looks like free speech wins again :clint:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Brian R. Boyko is a caring and concerned young man running to represent his district in the Texas legislature.

Stanos
Sep 22, 2009

The best 57 in hockey.
Good premise, two quick questions:

1) What's your favorite pony?

2) Which happens first: I smell you approaching or my sixth sense goes off to remove any young children from the area?

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Goons and goonettes, we have a new first: A j4PAC.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

brianboyko posted:

And if you can't see how trying A solution is better than trying NO solution, then whatever man, don't come crying to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u52Oz-54VYw

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Maybe to fix *everything* we need a constitutional amendment.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

This is the best D&D thread in years.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
I'm going to be totally up front here. If you had come here and made a thread about MayOne with a focus on discussing the topic of money in politics and not on soliciting money, the response would've been a lot better. It'd probably have made for a good thread on the topic, and one that we haven't explicitly had in a while because a lot of posters here assume everyone already knows money in politics is out of hand.

Anyways, if I were coming up with "a crazy-rear end plan that'd actually help with convincing Americans to cough up $5M in 30 days in June", it'd probably revolve around making singers or movie stars eat copious amounts of eggs to be perfectly honest. Maybe Mark Wahlberg, he seems like a swell person.

Mo_Steel fucked around with this message at 16:03 on May 15, 2014

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'll donate $15 if the OP will film and upload himself reading his favorite pony fanfic.

Elotana
Dec 12, 2003

and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account

Elotana posted:

This thread really isn't going to go well for you, and you should probably cut your losses and close it now.

SedanChair posted:

e: everything about this demands to be taken seriously



e2: everything

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

brianboyko posted:

in short, I'm coming to Something Awful because if someone's going to come up with a crazy-rear end plan that'd actually help with convincing Americans to cough up $5M in 30 days in June, they're going to be here.

if there is one thing nice about the something awful forums its that goons are a self-loathing circular firing squad. appealing to our collective cleverness or whatever is just so darn precious

brianboyko
May 15, 2014
Look, I'm totally a dork. Guilty as charged. Ain't gonna apologize for liking fun poo poo & trying to be involved in civics.

Doctor Nick
Dec 27, 2003

You're an emotionally stunted man child who thought he would be able to raise 5 million dollars based on his winning personality alone.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

brianboyko posted:

Look, I'm totally a dork. Guilty as charged. Ain't gonna apologize for liking fun poo poo & trying to be involved in civics.

which pony do u find sexiest

archangelwar
Oct 28, 2004

Teaching Moments

brianboyko posted:

Look, I'm totally a dork. Guilty as charged. Ain't gonna apologize for liking fun poo poo & trying to be involved in civics.

Besides campaign reform, what is your platform? It must be a strong one to support your girth.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Salt the earth of Harvard Yard.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I have no money to give but I can donate this *drops satchel labeled "Link Karma" on table* *plush figurines spill across surface*

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


In all seriousness brianboyko this wasn't the right subforum for this you should post your appeal here if you want some serious feedback and discussion.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

brianboyko posted:

Look, I'm totally a dork. Guilty as charged. Ain't gonna apologize for liking fun poo poo & trying to be involved in civics.

lord knows you don't have to apologize for poor social skills here. but i don't have much faith in your capability as a marketer/fundraiser when it would be difficult to gently caress up this thread's pitch any worse than you already have

i can just imagine you on stage at a conference, awkwardly staring at tits and tripping over your shoelaces, fanny pack full of saltines and game boy cartridges

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"I want to be the online face of a political movement aimed at limiting the political power of literal billionaires. I have the savvy to do this!"
-someone who has spent years posting creepy stuff about children's television on the Internet under his legal name

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

brianboyko posted:

Look, I'm totally a dork. Guilty as charged. Ain't gonna apologize for liking fun poo poo & trying to be involved in civics.

In what capacity are you "working with" Lessig? Webmaster? Have you ever talked to him?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://soundcloud.com/brian-boyko/chainsaw-hands

Sheng-Ji Yang fucked around with this message at 16:42 on May 15, 2014

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


SedanChair posted:

In what capacity are you "working with" Lessig? Webmaster? Have you ever talked to him?

brianboyko @brianboyko 14h
Well, that was something I never thought I'd see - a SCRUM meeting at a super PAC. --bb #SCRUM #agile #MaydayPAC

Elotana
Dec 12, 2003

and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account
No amount of "cleverness" is going to crowdsource around the gerrymandering that makes flipping the House an impossibility absent some drastic political upheaval in the next six months, and that alone is going to render each and every one of the five bills (excuse me, three bills, a website, and a blog post) on reform.to a dead letter in the 114th. Even if they weren't, the reform.to quintet is still silly because "cleverness" is not going to end-around the majority of SCOTUS, where the parts that actually have any bite (the clean elections provisions establishing a quasi-public election system based on opt-in matching funds) would likely be be held unconstitutional under Davis and McComish.

Elotana fucked around with this message at 16:48 on May 15, 2014

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

brianboyko @brianboyko 14h
Well, that was something I never thought I'd see - a SCRUM meeting at a super PAC. --bb #SCRUM #agile #MaydayPAC

"I'll mention this in my TED talk entitled Greetings, Fellow Creatives!"

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://soundcloud.com/brian-boyko/irish-thing

Kiwi Ghost Chips
Feb 19, 2011

Start using the best desktop environment now!
Choose KDE!

Elotana posted:

No amount of "cleverness" is going to crowdsource around the gerrymandering that makes flipping the House an impossibility absent some drastic political upheaval in the next six months, and that alone is going to render each and every one of the five bills (excuse me, three bills, a website, and a blog post) on reform.to a dead letter in the 114th. Even if they weren't, the reform.to quintet is still silly because "cleverness" is not going to end-around the majority of SCOTUS, where the parts that actually have any bite (the clean elections provisions establishing a quasi-public election system based on opt-in matching funds) would likely be be held unconstitutional under Davis and McComish.

You can probably do it as long as the public system establishes a floor instead of a ceiling, like giving challengers franking privileges and equal financing for everyone on the ballot. But that might actually unseat incumbents :rolleyes:

OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009
Speaking of May Day, today there will be 230 strikes at fast food restaurants in over 30 countries.

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TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

OwlBot 2000 posted:

Speaking of May Day, today there will be 230 strikes at fast food restaurants in over 30 countries.

Just like a bunch of lazy liberals. How about putting some effort into your revolution, ya lousy layabouts!

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