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Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Can someone put him into a .gif from the "Fat" music video?

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Mar 7, 2005

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

Kids are evil but that doesn't give you an excuse to sink to their level.

Maybe Brian Boyko just thinks all kids are actually Damien Thorn? ^:v:^

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Mar 7, 2005

Mo_Steel posted:

"Delegated authority appropriately when necessary to qualified, passionate, and brilliant people."

"I avoided doing any work by pushing it onto grunts, where possible."

Jagchosis posted:

what game of thrones is missing is constitutional democracy

"Why the gently caress does this show in a magic-based medieval world not have a parliamentary democracy/republic? :mad:"

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Mar 7, 2005


Well, then, I can only imagine the context of that comment... :magical:

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Mar 7, 2005

Xandu posted:

$4,938,640
pledged of $5,000,000 goal
10 hours left

America's (even more) hosed.

Please goldmine, btw.

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Mar 7, 2005

Fojar38 posted:

Seems to me that Brian Boyko got the last laugh. Pack it in, Goonailures.

Hey, if people are willing to give thousands of dollars to buy pants, why not blow $5 million on a slush fund war chest against the Kochs and friends billions of dollars?

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Mar 7, 2005

Xandu posted:

Free custom title to the OP if this gets funded and he comes back.

Can you give Brian a custom avatar of his ridiculous dancing Youtube video?

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Mar 7, 2005

ChaosSamusX posted:

It's done. Wow, there was a sudden burst at the end, too.

Some please post the Ron Paul "It's happening!" .gif and goldmine - thanks.

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Mar 7, 2005

Little Blackfly posted:

Can't wait to see breakdowns of spending when the money dries up. How many pony-obsessed "political engineers" can $5 mil hire for "consulting" contracts? Time will tell.

Important question: will Brian offer the Koch Brothers friendship?

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Mar 7, 2005

Berke Negri posted:

Now Jack Abramoff can save the Union.

Just like Victor Conte is saving sports!

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Mar 7, 2005

Someone please photoshop Brian into the Scanners head explosion clip - thanks. :)

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Mar 7, 2005

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i'm glad a bunch of scam artists get to pay themselves and their friends a bunch of money to jack each orther off, god bless this greatest nation on this Christian God's Earth

Particularly since the money could have been used to feed the people, get some people off the streets, etc.

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Mar 7, 2005


George, no... :negative:

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Mar 7, 2005

Sharkie posted:

How did he even get into this position? Does he have footage of Lessig taking off a pony mask in some seedy motel?

He's probably doing it for virtually nothing (other than resume).

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Mar 7, 2005

IceAgeComing posted:

just goes to show that you can be the weirdest goon and still get people to give you money

See: LF and the pants guy.

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Mar 7, 2005

Nintendo Kid posted:

They're not going to send 5 million to anything but pony porn commissions and restaurants.

So they're :patriot: True Job Creators :patriot:? :v:

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Mar 7, 2005

Cerebral Bore posted:

I suppose that there's a message here. No matter how much of a dumb manchild you are, you can still find enough even dumber people to scam five loving million dollars out of them.

"No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people." - H. L. Mencken

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Mar 7, 2005

Stultus Maximus posted:

Third parties are pretty funny once you dig past the Greens and Libertarians. We've got Communist, Socialist, Democratic Socialist, Freedom Socialist, Socialist Equality, Socialist Action, Socialist Labor, Worker's Socialist, and Worker's World Parties. Because leftists have zero concept of compromise or unity.

This documentary aptly describes it. :v:

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Mar 7, 2005

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

But of course the more likely option is he'll go "OH WELL" and use the paycheck he gets to commission a ton of creepy MLP fanarts.

Paycheck - that's cute. :smugbert:

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Mar 7, 2005

"You're a mean Super PAC! Now go to your room! :mad:"

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Mar 7, 2005

Shouldn't the thread be goldmined at this point? I think we've gone through whatever entertainment value is going to be derived...

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