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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Rhonne posted:

A match where everyone is as high as Jeff would he highly entertaining. It would also be incredibly dangerous.

TNA employed Hernandez for years, fightng Jeff hardy while tripping balls would have to be at least four times safer than any match involving him.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


dead celebrities eat our chocolate!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


"DFB FEARS BULLY"

who's DFB?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


hey gail

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

DJExile posted:

"DFB FEARS BULLY"

who's DFB?

I thought DFB stood for Dixie fears Bully?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
That jacket that spud is wearing is the single greatest thing to ever happen in TNA.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Rhonne posted:

I thought DFB stood for Dixie fears Bully?

i swear i saw one that said both, so "Dixie fears bully fears bully"

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Pariah Rex posted:

That jacket that spud is wearing is the single greatest thing to ever happen in TNA.

mini scott steiner

but yeah it's great

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


you'd nearly trip trying to clear that bar, gail

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

DJExile posted:

"DFB FEARS BULLY"

who's DFB?

I'm gonna BRB real soon, guys. Gotta use the ATM machine. Hope I don't forget my PIN number. You only YOLO once!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


wow those promos were so bad

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


This show is surprisingly watchable so far for me, low expectations sure are something. Maybe the "Menagerie" will change my mind.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

crazy steve

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
Am I crazy or are the turnbuckles gigantic?

(haven't seen tna in years)

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
OUT OF NOWHERE

*Gail Kim hits move that takes five seconds to set up*

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Call Me Charlie posted:

Am I crazy or are the turnbuckles gigantic?

(haven't seen tna in years)

no they're definitely bigger than most

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

DJExile posted:

mini scott steiner

but yeah it's great

Anything involving Scott Steiner doesn't count he transcends greatness. He can do that because he's a genetic freak.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


oh god

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
When do the guys on the stilts get a match?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
When you only have like 7 people on your roster can you really afford to have a 5 person stable?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Rhonne posted:

When do the guys on the stilts get a match?

i hope it's a ____ on a pole match

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Pariah Rex posted:

When you only have like 7 people on your roster can you really afford to have a 5 person stable?

Only Knux wrestles, so far.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


what is on EC3's chest? Is that realy bad acne?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


hey kaz

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Seeing Kaz without Daniels is really depressing.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Are these tripped out assholes supposed to be faces?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
So Daniels is gone right?

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Oh god. Extending his hand to the absent air where Daniels used to stand.

I can't believe they didn't give them a decent sendoff. With all they did for the company, they just jobbed them out and released them. They didn't even bother with a looser leaves town Vs the wolves or something.


At least they're going to a better place.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


crazy steve? really? that's the best name they could make up?

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
Fire dancing without the fire

Truly the TNA of carnival entertainments

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

Only Knux wrestles, so far.

So it's basically TNA's version of the Ciampa era Embassy when he was accompanied to the ring by four managers?

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

Pariah Rex posted:

Seeing Kaz without Daniels is really depressing.

yeah :(


Rhonne posted:

So Daniels is gone right?

yeah we should just stop watching this company now :smith:

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


:siren: failing and losing money :siren:

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
:black101: SKELETOR: THE WRESTLER :black101:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Kazarian is going to job to a clown. They sure are getting their money's worth out of the end of that contract.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
I can't believe this exists in 2014.


taz: "I TRIED IT"

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
At least Knux looks more like he fits in with the circus freaks. Last week he just wrestled in a tanktop and jeans.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


how the gently caress long is this intro

loving HHH doesn't take this long

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Kaz looks bored.

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

Fire dancing without the fire

Truly the TNA of carnival entertainments

They're electric torches. PSP bitches about that for months.

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