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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


sanada's hair owns

DJZ's hair owns

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SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
That video package made Sanada come off as the only sincere wrestler in the company.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
All three of these dudes look like thugs from a final fight game.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


This is a good three-way match between Zema Ion and Sanada.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


the saddest "this is awe-some" chant. :unsmith:

EDIT: That was a title match? :psyduck:

EDIT EDIT: If this is supposed to be a reality-camera-setup, then how do they have Bully Ray's half of the phone convo, unless Dixie has it on full-volume speaker.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Why do people keep raping Spud?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


that match wasn't bad


also what the gently caress this bully ray segment

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


THIS MAKES LESS THAN ZERO SENSE

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Quit loving wrestling Angle you dumbass, just go away.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Yes, losing a title gives you the right to assault people and terrify this poor drag king.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


it's all the woman's fault

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Are we supposed to think Bully is the face in this?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Rhonne posted:

Are we supposed to think Bully is the face in this?

Like loving seriously?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Rhonne posted:

Are we supposed to think Bully is the face in this?

What do you mean? He heroically broke into a woman's home and to threaten her.

Also isn't Dixie married to some cuckold dude, where was he during this whole situation?

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Wait Bully is currently committing a felony, and acknowledging the camera. So that means... what?

:ninja: : So Bully was in the house long enough to knock out spud and lie in wait, but EC3 can also move around the house with slasher-villain ability?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
The Bully vs Dixie I Quit match is gonna be great.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


jscolon2.0 posted:

The Bully vs Dixie I Fear You match is gonna be great.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


saveus.serg

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
EC3 gained entrance to Carter Manor through the vast network of underground tunnels that Dixie's great-great-grandfather Cornelius Carter created while (literally) trying to intercept slaves on the (figurative) Underground Railroad.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


cannot wait for the inevitable gently caress finish

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
MVP needs a shrill wife to fawn over him while he kills EY.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


DJExile posted:

cannot wait for the inevitable gently caress finish

Why are they having a match between the two guys who will be fighting for the belt on a nominal "ppv" soon?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Tharizdun posted:

Why are they having a match between the two guys who will be fighting for the belt on a nominal "ppv" soon?

hell it hasn't even started yet

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Tharizdun posted:

Why are they having a match between the two guys who will be fighting for the belt on a nominal "ppv" soon?

The answer is always:

TNA

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Tharizdun posted:

Why are they having a match between the two guys who will be fighting for the belt on a nominal "ppv" soon?

Because you need to do title changes on TV so that people will pay to see the successful defense!

Edit: I have no idea if MVP is winning but I assume he is because TNA.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Tharizdun posted:

Why are they having a match between the two guys who will be fighting for the belt on a nominal "ppv" soon?

Once people see how great this match is, there's no way they won't buy the PPV to see the rematch!

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I don't know if anyone else just saw that Aaron's commercial but I now want our entire species to die. May a plague cleanse us and that commercial from cosmic history.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
This has been great, from the wmotyc to the ham beasts cheering on the front row. So much of Tna is like watching bizarro 2007 wwe.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


i love that the confetti is still in the ring and on EY

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Pariah Rex posted:

I don't know if anyone else just saw that Aaron's commercial but I now want our entire species to die. May a plague cleanse us and that commercial from cosmic history.

It's still not as good as the Godzilla Fiat commercial, which I believe is showing prospective kaiju monsters how delicious Fiats are, which is... a niche market, to say the least.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I am not so sure they should be invoking the phrase "by any means necessary" regarding MVP.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

DJExile posted:

i love that the confetti is still in the ring and on EY

I'm always surprised that the entire ring doesn't sparkle with as much stripper glitter they make The Beautiful People wear.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


HI THERE gently caress FINISH :toot:

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Oh poo poo is this the Nation 2.0

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Kenny King returns, delivers an F-5/Armbreaker. :geno:

Mike Tenay: "It doesn't make sense" :bravo:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Blackvolution

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

joshtothemaxx posted:

Oh poo poo is this the Nation 2.0

Its rEVOLUTION

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Hey TNA

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


THEY'RE PUTTING ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE TOGETHER

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


hahahahaha yeah ok

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