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Austrian mook posted:Twilight Princess
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As someone who's played Mass Effect 2, there is nothing sexier to me than harassing some poor guy while he's trying to work.  Also, I never play as male characters in general so I wouldn't know about dude Shepard's romance choices but lady Shepard's picks are not very good. There's a really boring guy who becomes useless in combat early on and will later cheat on you, a spiky alien who is just awkward to talk to and the mopey frog single dad who will die in the next game anyway. The thing I do like about playing as female Shepard is that her voice actor does a much better job.
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May 26, 2014 05:13
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Another thing I don't like about Mass Effect 2: Miranda is terrible and I hate her. She's kind of like Morrigan from Dragon Age in that there is nothing to like about her and if you bring her along, she'll just bitch at you for helping people. But at least Morrigan actually had a pretty crappy past. Miranda's tragic backstory, from what I can remember, is "Oh boo-hoo, my dad genetically engineered me to be perfect!"
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May 26, 2014 06:26
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Leal posted:I hate how you cannot raze city states nor capitals. If they're in a lovely area you have a useless or inefficient city. I remember how much it ate away at me when I captured a city state that if it were just a single hex to the left it would of been the perfect spot fuuuuuck why couldn't it of been that one spot why can't I just raze this and build another city nearby god dammit.
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Jun 29, 2014 05:10
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GTA V's radio stations are not very good. GTA IV had way better selection and I miss the Russian station.
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Jul 10, 2014 23:03
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Walton Simons posted:Civilization V Celery Face has a new favorite as of 20:21 on Jul 13, 2014 |
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Jul 13, 2014 20:06
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I love Oblivion, I get nostalgic for it but it's got a lot of flaws. The dungeons are insanely boring (never even bothered with them unless if it was for a quest), the faces are hideous, there was a glitch in my game that prevented me from getting the Anvil mansion, NPCs would get killed out in the wild for no reason, there weren't enough voice actors and magic is just terrible. People complained about different characters in Skyrim having the same voices but it was a hell of a lot better than Oblivion having like 8. In a game with hundreds of NPCs, of course there's going to be identical voices. One thing that Oblivion has over Skyrim is The Shivering Isles. It was fantastic.
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Aug 6, 2014 22:50
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The only thing I hate about God Of War III is that stupid rhythm game part. I love the music in God Of War but I am terrible at rhythm games and it took me like 15 tries to pass it.
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Aug 8, 2014 04:33
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Bully is funnier than any GTA game.
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Aug 14, 2014 07:01
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I've been playing my old PS2 games for the first time in years and while most of them have been holding up pretty well, they've certainly got flaws. Spongebob Squarepants Movie: This can be really frustrating for a kids game. King Kong: Hearing Adrian Brody's heavy breathing every time you move gets irritating fast, there aren't enough parts where you play as Kong and the game is pretty short. Monster Hunter: Now I get why the critics didn't like this at first. I love the newer Monster Hunter games but it had a ways to go back in 2004. The controls are godawful (right analog stick to use your weapon), there's no lock-on camera, there's no free-hunt mode or farm, the smaller monsters scattered around the maps are insanely annoying, the Monster AI and hitboxes are pretty bad, the egg carrying quests are the worst, it's too hard and I can't even charge my great sword. Turok Evolution: Holy poo poo, this game sucks. I liked it because it was the first M-rated game I ever played and 8 year old me was obsessed with dinosaurs but it is just so bad. It feels like it got released halfway through development, the graphics are horrible even for 2002 (the big dinosaurs don't even have eyes), more dinosaurs instead of lizardmen would have been cool, I only played it with cheats because it was so hard, the flying levels are terribly designed, the story makes no sense and the voice acting is crappy. The soundtrack is pretty cool though.
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Aug 22, 2014 21:09
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Brain In A Jar posted:Plus, the miniboss battle with the armored suit and the RPGs in the storm is just tedious because if you make a small mistake with kiting the enemies around, too bad, 1-hit killed.
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Sep 1, 2014 09:11
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Eternal Sonata is a fun game but hoo boy, if there's one thing I can't stand in games, it's not having any checkpoints. It's such bullshit to have to start over from where you last saved just because you got ambushed or whatever (and save points are rather far apart in Eternal Sonata). Eternal Sonata is also the only game I skip the cutscenes for because it has some of the preachiest, dumbest dialog I've ever heard. The characters have really annoying voices too.
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Sep 4, 2014 04:14
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RBA Starblade posted:Isn't that the one that ends with a giant monologue about how you should have just gone outside? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NkrX_h6Rms The credits scene is ridiculous too. Normally I don't mind when things get preachy but that was just too much. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I8w2e8mbq8 Celery Face has a new favorite as of 23:50 on Sep 6, 2014 |
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Sep 6, 2014 23:46
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The AI for the followers in Skyrim is so bad that whenever I try them out, I end up telling them to gently caress off back to wherever they came from within five minutes.
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Sep 16, 2014 20:50
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FactsAreUseless posted:It's not just the AI, it's the combination of bad AI with tiny corridors everywhere. Also followers can't permadie unless you hit them. "Yes, Lydia, please run ahead, block the entrance, then exchange melee blows with a monster for five minutes. I'd shoot it, but if I use any of my magic right now you will die forever."
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Sep 16, 2014 21:29
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Captain Lavender posted:I'm playing Dragon Age: Origins again. This time I picked a human male, sword and shield character. An NPC in that game who really annoyed me was that dwarf voiced by Steve Blum in the market square who would go "Dwarven crafts! Fine, dwarven crafts!" every time you passed him.
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Oct 7, 2014 01:38
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Captain Lavender posted:Steve Blum is a little thing that drags down about 90% of the games I play. Accordion Man posted:Steve Blum has a lot of range, he's just typecasted as hell. Celery Face has a new favorite as of 02:30 on Oct 7, 2014 |
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Oct 7, 2014 02:23
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Tiggum posted:I picked whichever one it is that makes her say "Warden sense tingling!" which I didn't mind.
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Oct 7, 2014 07:40
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Spiderman 2: Tobey Maguire and the citizens of New York City sound bored as hell.
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Oct 24, 2014 20:35
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muscles like this? posted:The voice acting in Spider-Man 2 and 3 are both just god awful. 
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Oct 26, 2014 00:48
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Junpei Hyde posted:There's also the bit in (I think?) MGS4 where Otacon tells the tragic story of why he doesn't watch anime anymore. Then there's also the cutscene in Red Dead Redemption where the rebel dude bangs a chubby Mexican girl. My mom happened to be in the room when I got to that part.
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Dec 27, 2014 21:58
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Nuebot posted:Some JRPGs are specially bad about this. Like Okage: Shadow King. The escort missions in Dragon's Dogma are loving impossible. The people you're supposed to protect just stand right in front of the monsters and get themselves killed.
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Dec 31, 2014 21:45
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I love Xenosaga III but there's this one dungeon where every 15 seconds, you hear a woman on the intercom say "If you have seen the pilot of Omega Res Novae, please contact security immediately." Had to mute my TV over that.
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Jan 6, 2015 21:25
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moosecow333 posted:Can we add Rhythm mini-games to the bad list? I'm not bad at them, but every single time I've seen one pop up in a game its either incredibly jarring, or kills the flow of the game completely. I'm looking at you Sly Cooper!
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Jan 7, 2015 17:05
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Training the dolphins in Endless Ocean 2 takes way too long and is boring as hell.
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Mar 2, 2015 00:27
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kazil posted:The newest Tomb Raider and Anniversary are really the only Tomb Raiders I would recommend to anyone.
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Apr 3, 2015 09:32
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The worst thing about the Just Dance games is that Alfonso Signorini is a PAL exclusive. It'd be hilarious to trick other people into trying it by going "Do this one, it's really easy."
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Apr 5, 2015 07:59
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In my first Oblivion playthrough, one of Skingrad's NPCs fell off the bridge and died. He happened to be involved in the Paranoia quest (he's one of the people the crazy elf dude thinks are gang stalking him) so if I hadn't started the quest before that happened, I'd have been locked out of it. Would have been a shame, because it's a pretty fun quest.
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Apr 6, 2015 18:30
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Lord Lambeth posted:Never kill Solaire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Q6AwrGUkQ
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May 1, 2015 20:17
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When I bought a New 3DS and played Monster Hunter 4U on it, it made so much of a difference that now I can't play it on the original 3DS. Too uncomfortable. As for things dragging Monster Hunter down, I'm a huge fan, but they really should let people join quests after they've started. It'd make things so much easier for everyone.
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Those pizza missions on Spider Man 2 kept me from 100%ing the game. I still cringe whenever I hear Funiculi Funicula.
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