MySims Kingdom: The Assistant Pig-Boy's Tale

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Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Waffleman_ posted:

I chuckled for a good minute at this.

We all need a buddy like Buddy.

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Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Oh, gee, I wonder if it was that mysterious masked bandito standing right there in the field?

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 21:21

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Who'd have guessed that the mysterious masked man in the black hat would turn out to be the thief?

# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 21:42

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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More science should be explosion-oriented. I'm looking at you, library science!

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 21:30

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Elfs, and the forests which contain them.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 21:40

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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"Elves? No, no, we said shelves. Get to crafting!"

# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 17:36

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Look at those classy threads, this pig-boy's moving up in the world!

# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 20:29

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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It sounds nice until you realize he actually just teleported those puppies away from their mother and didn't return them.

And to be honest, Cutopia's not looking all that cute. I've seen cuter, anyway. You've got your work cut out for you.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 02:20

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Mehuyael posted:

Man, that's kind of a letdown. I was hoping for A Very Special Episode where the queen learns that conventional cute isn't all there is.

We've discovered the dark secret of Cutopia is an un-cute gulag for those who don't fit the overriding aesthetic, and you find it a let-down?

# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 20:45

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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The game will end with Sam, mad with power, deconstructing the whole world and rebuilding it in his image.

Which will turn out to be exactly as it is now, except with him promoted to full pig-boy.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 07:29

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Not going to lie, playing make-believe cowboys and robbers with Ginny was cute.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 23:49

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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I love how the game is a little self-aware about how being a Wandolier mostly involves putting up with goofballs and their silly requests. Sam's expression when it slowly dawns on him that of course he's the one who has to kiss Trevor, delightful.

You'd think he could talk Buddy into taking that bullet, alas, if only Sam could actually talk.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 19:52

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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I will not soon forget our time spent... in the TREVORVERSE!

# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 20:34

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Gotta say, relationship gossip loses its luster in a school with only two boys and two girls. Unless a dozen random nobodies in uniforms show up to pad out the dance there isn't that much suspense.

Unless Buddy and Lyndsay have to dance, of course. Hold on, maybe I should get a grid...

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 22:06

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Come on, Travis, you've got to wake up and smell the boilerplate college-romance-drama plotline or else you'll wake up one day to realize you're twenty five with nothing but a communications degree and a pile of obsolete personal electronics to show for it!

I'm on Team Liberty.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 02:49

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Picayune posted:

That one frame of smiling, while probably unintentional, is marvelously unsettling.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 19:13

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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It's a pity to see talking about Liberty and Summer made the girls sad, the whole love triangle thing appears to be straining their relationship. Hopefully neither of them gets stuck with Chaz at the dance.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 22:49

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Ahahaha, okay then. Liberty, since Summer seems to have gone off Travis a bit and is better positioned to get over him.

If only all of us could just ask random passers-by/royal wizards to decide our love-lives for us!

Dolash fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jan 16, 2015

# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 18:06

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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That was adorable! Not much else to say. Even Chaz wasn't 100% a butt-head.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 00:32

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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The lesson here is rejection leads to personal growth, while acceptance leads to codependence! Maybe if Sam didn't go around fixing everyone's problems for them, they'd need to learn to redecorate their own houses too!

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 22:19

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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That's okay, nonsense happens! I'm sure your little cartoon friends could use a breather after all that dancing and errand-running.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 01:46

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Sam looks like a renaissance explorer, perfect for charting the uncharted!

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 00:40

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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He looks a lot like Morcubus, to be honest. When he first appeared I briefly thought that was him.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2015 10:17

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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There's something classically Sims-ish about trapping helpless NPCs in a room with no exits while they complain about pathing until they eventually starve. Buddy and Lyndsay are both lucky MySims doesn't model hunger - the real question is who'd eat who first!

# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 22:00

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 10:27

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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That was very cute and fun, well done! And congrats on a completed Let's Play, never a small undertaking.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 23:18

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