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Cosmic Web
Jan 11, 2005

"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRmT_6rtF5g

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Randy Fandy
May 21, 2014

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PlhJOzH0gY

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless posted:

Maria Bamford's real funny.
And is a voice actor for about a million different cartoon characters, most of them on Adventure Time.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Dana Carvey's special from 1995 was real fuckin' funny. Yeah I'm old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX7k6OgZJzU

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
A canadian legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePazKStdNPw

Chrispurple
Dec 29, 2012

Oh man, this is gonna be great.
RIP in peace, Patrice, you beautiful fat bastard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjiSg6zoALk

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Maybe somebody who hasn't been doing stand up since the 90s?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L06MFy_FhkQ

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LRcmg9mxRQ

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC0DYqQiaWw

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Ilikedirt posted:

todd glass owns fyi

BRIAN REGAN BRIAN REGAN BRIAN REGAN

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

Ork of Fiction posted:

Maybe somebody who hasn't been doing stand up since the 90s?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L06MFy_FhkQ

Alright, who do you propose?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTfP3dKnY5w

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I heard it flopped after choking badly

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.
Bill Burr maybe doesn't like the city of Philadelphia that much

Fl0yd
Apr 30, 2004

Judge Judy and executioner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30KbSbh-8jE

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Larry Miller's "the five levels of drinking" bit, 8m22s long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eceSHKqwUPY

I need to find the rest of the special this was pulled from one of these days

cZarKastic
Mar 28, 2014

Super Evil Genius Potential
Pablo Francisco, I always come back to this once in a while and it always has me rolling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLmRDfG0d1A

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Eddie Murphy used to be funny once upon a time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yOWjkAxrwE

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Prallax Litovsk posted:

Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle would be a great litmus test for whether I will get along great with someone or just tolerate them and awkwardly make small talk when forced to be in their vicinity. The man's a genius.

stewart lee is too smug to be funny

although his harry potter bit was p good

e: kyle kinane is the funniest in the thread so far

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
jim jeffries is funny and he's miserable so that's also funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7-gIA9ftSk

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

I'm seeing her perform next month!

I also have a huge crush on her.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Just more Stanhope.

Benefit for fallen police officers.
https://soundcloud.com/standuprecords/doug-stanhope-benefit-for


Keynesian Economic Theory As Applied To Private Sector Independent Contractors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1AHDjzcsQ

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
bill burr isn't that funny imho

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

PUGGERNAUT posted:

bill burr isn't that funny imho

fuk u

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb1aQVpT-60&t=62s

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
lol @ american comedy

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth
bill hicks

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
Seinfeld is pretty much the poo poo.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

RideTheSpiral posted:

lol @ american comedy

Syphilicious!
Jul 26, 2007
Can somebody please find the Patton Oswalt bit where he parodies some famous TV commercial announcer who would tell some random story as a soundtrack for the ad, except Oswalt makes it so it's this reminiscence of a cocaine-fueled orgy on a ship or something similar. It was loving hilarious but I don't remember any of the specifics, what gig of his it's from, anything.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

This terrible standup is the best video on youtube and you should watch it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG3QJfjWr4U

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Help Im Alive posted:

This terrible standup is the best video on youtube and you should watch it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG3QJfjWr4U


Pro click

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

Syphilicious! posted:

Can somebody please find the Patton Oswalt bit where he parodies some famous TV commercial announcer who would tell some random story as a soundtrack for the ad, except Oswalt makes it so it's this reminiscence of a cocaine-fueled orgy on a ship or something similar. It was loving hilarious but I don't remember any of the specifics, what gig of his it's from, anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkN226PToig

is this it????

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
patton oswalt is a funny comedian but he's a contrarian dramawhore on twitter

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



In terms of comedy, this is the best set ever recorded. Louie is king right now, but nothing will beat this set.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Janeane Garofalo

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Last night I was watching Louis CK on HBO and I saw a couple of his standups but there was this one that was really old, he was probably like 29 or 30 and he had hair and altogether looked really young compared to now, and I've gotta say, he wasn't funny at all. I guess his style now is to start telling a joke, then get sidetracked with a bunch of stupid poo poo, then when it seems like he's gone on a huge tangent, just come right back to the original joke, like a 5-6 minute process.

This one I watched, he spent like 3 minutes just saying "gently caress you!" in different ways, and then spent another 2 minutes saying random nonsensical threats. Then he busted out loving impressions, which was dumb as poo poo.

It's good to see how he's evolved as a stand up comic because seriously that poo poo was weak as gently caress and now he's probably one of the funniest there is.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

In terms of comedy, this is the best set ever recorded. Louie is king right now, but nothing will beat this set.


i watched this because of your post. thanks for making me watch this pile of poo poo.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

In terms of comedy, this is the best set ever recorded. Louie is king right now, but nothing will beat this set.



have to quote this again because im still angry gently caress you. drat

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Syphilicious! posted:

Can somebody please find the Patton Oswalt bit where he parodies some famous TV commercial announcer who would tell some random story as a soundtrack for the ad, except Oswalt makes it so it's this reminiscence of a cocaine-fueled orgy on a ship or something similar. It was loving hilarious but I don't remember any of the specifics, what gig of his it's from, anything.

This sounds like a couple of different Oswalt bits - the Robert Evans one linked upthread and one on Tom Carvel's ice cream ads (which is funny as poo poo but I can't find on YouTube)

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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




patrice oneil is thread champion

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