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I fiddled with the flap on my short's cargo pocket, securing my e-cig inside. It was Tuesday May 20, 2014 at 15:53 EST. The temperature was 62 degrees Fahrenheit and the humidity was at a comfortable 43%. I looked around the park for the female's husband. Nowhere to be seen. She said he'd be here at 15:50 and exactly three minutes and 12 seconds has already passed since then. Far too much time. She said he'd be here, she lied. I pulled out my Google Nexus smartphone and logged into reddit.com/r/redpill and posted a new self-post. "This slut-female told me to follow her husband who was rightfully cheating on her. She is a slut liar and she put me in the friendzone." I smirked and adjusted my fedora after the phone was back in the front-left pocket in my trench coat (that I got at Sears, not some two-bit store like Wal-Mart) knowing that I had just put that slut in her place. I didn't need whore-gotten gains anyway. I'd pay my rent in bit-coins earned from MLP:FIM-Sonic the Hedgehog crossover fanart. It was just then I saw the slut-whore female's husband get out of his car. "N-n.. n-no, what have I done?" I killed him just so I wouldn't be wrong.
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