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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Sam Sperglord, Autistic Private Detective
 
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Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

 I don't like the sounds of sirens, they trigger my auditory sensitivity and I have to sit in my hug machine for hours until I calm down. The dames, they just don't get it.

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Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

 This dame walked over to the wet bar and poured me a glass of fine whiskey. When she handed to me, I slapped it straight out of her delicate hands and said; "Sorry sweetcheeks, but I'm straightedge."

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