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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Sam Sperglord, Autistic Private Detective
 
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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
 I hurried back to Claire's apartment, but found it trashed and my only lead missing.
Somebody wasn't playing by the rules.
Somebody wasn't playing by the RULES. SOMEBODY WASN'T PLAYING BY THE RULES!! SOMEBODY WASN'T ERUHHHHH ERRRRRRAAH AHAAAAHAHAAA!!12 FRAAATGTTFGHS!

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
 As he swiped aside the bead curtain to enter, he heard the pull-cord click, snapping to light the single naked bulb in the middle of the room.
Instantly, he recognized the unsettling intruder as the hired bodyguard he had encountered the other day. It was a common enough trope.

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