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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
"He left pages of this book all over the crime scene- it just has to mean something," th'lady said, exasperated.

"Toots, that book has 1,862 pages, not counting the table of contents and copyright page, and I been through every one of 'em."

"You read the whole thing and there's nothing-"

"Not the whole thing," I interrupted, "just the page numbers," I said as I held my gaze to a spot on the floor behind her.

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
First time this doll showed up in my office, she just about stopped my heart. Two brilliant, inviting eyes pop into view, inescapebly, and look right into me- eyes that look straight into the deepest part of a man's soul and greet it with a warm smile. She's the kind of woman makes you feel calm just listening to the silk of her voice. Those pinkish lips perk up at the corners and open to say it "Good morning Sperglord-san" and after a beat her head cocks and her eyes close, peaking up in the middle, almost comically. I tip my hat and motion my clicking finger one more time "Good morning Sperglord-san"

Pontificating Ass fucked around with this message at 04:33 on May 23, 2014

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
He typed with righteous indignation, seeing his own words as a wholly original beacon of truth. "This is so gbs" he wrote, instantly taking the two dozen posters that frequent an unpopular internet forum down several notches. He had contributed nothing and still managed to change the world. He interlaced his fingers and pushed his hands out in front of himself, cracking his knuckles with satisfaction as a smug look temporarily washed the misery off his face.

Pontificating Ass fucked around with this message at 00:19 on May 24, 2014

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