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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
It was a Monday morning like any other, a 2.25 on a scale of 8. I walked in the door, carefully avoiding all lines in the floor tile. I hung my trenchcoat on the trenchcoat rack (it's a rack specifically for trenchcoats [higher to accomodate a longer length coat {no one should have their coat tails touching lines in the floor tile}]).

After sorting my mail by envelope grain and then by originating zip code, I sat down and began my search for a new secretary. The last one left after I called her Mom.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Sam Sperglord and the Case of 4.999999999999 = 5

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