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scorpiobean
Dec 22, 2004

I'll have one sugar coma drink, please.
Unmoving, she sat in her usual spot. The silence was so oppressive, it was almost tangible. I sighed, the aroma of Flamin' Hot Cheetos filled the room. This wasn't going to be easy.

"Look doll, I don't know how to say this...but...there's someone else."

Her eyes unblinkingly bored into mine until I couldn't take it. I studied the familiar spot on the carpet finding some comfort in the fringe I knew so well as I felt my face becoming redder than its usual cherry color.

"She'll be here any minute. I hope you understand"

Still silence. Her mouth hung open. As I studied those lips I knew so well, I was suddenly struck by how beautiful she looked. As beautiful as when I first pulled her from her box, as elegant as Linux.

The doorbell rang.

I got up to answer the door, observing the outline of the delivery man and his precious cargo through the thin curtains. It might take awhile, but I'm sure she'll come around. We'll be a happy family. And I'll finally embark on my Journey to Love.

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