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GenHavoc
Jul 19, 2006

Vive L'Empreur!
Vive La Surcouf!

Captain Tolerable posted:

True, don't take this away from me.

T/F Johnny Football throws for a sub 80 QB Rating

True. The Browns will offer him up as ritual sacrifice to opposing DLs.

T/F: Seattle will regress significantly this year.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
True. They had a huge amount of luck last year with close wins and last-minute heroics. Also they won the Super Bowl so anything short of a repeat performance counts as regression to some people.

True/False: With a healthy receiving corps, Kaepernick looks a lot better in the early season games.

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

True/False: With a healthy receiving corps, Kaepernick looks a lot better in the early season games.
True, SF doesn't have the most terrifying early schedule. They'll come out of the gates hot.

ToF, Brandin Cooks has a more productive rookie season than Sammy Watkins.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Doppelganger posted:

True, SF doesn't have the most terrifying early schedule. They'll come out of the gates hot.

ToF, Brandin Cooks has a more productive rookie season than Sammy Watkins.

True. One has Drew Brees throwing to him. The other has EJ Manuel.

ToF: The NFCS sends 2 teams to the playoffs and the Falcons aren't one of them.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

zimbomonkey posted:

True. One has Drew Brees throwing to him. The other has EJ Manuel.

ToF: The NFCS sends 2 teams to the playoffs and the Falcons aren't one of them.

I'm going both true and false. The Falcons won't be there, but the NFCN and NFCW will send one WC team each. Panthers are a prime regression candidate and I don't see anyone challenging the Saints in that division.

T/F: Andy Dalton makes a big leap and earns his contract extension.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Benne posted:

I'm going both true and false. The Falcons won't be there, but the NFCN and NFCW will send one WC team each. Panthers are a prime regression candidate and I don't see anyone challenging the Saints in that division.

T/F: Andy Dalton makes a big leap and earns his contract extension.

False, he doesn't make a big leap, he shows just enough for their conservative ownership to stick with him

T/F: garappulo makes at least one start?

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
^^^ False, NE will be neck and neck with Denver all season.

Benne posted:

I'm going both true and false. The Falcons won't be there, but the NFCN and NFCW will send one WC team each. Panthers are a prime regression candidate and I don't see anyone challenging the Saints in that division.

T/F: Andy Dalton makes a big leap and earns his contract extension.
Mostly true, I think the Bengals are AFC favorites, but I think he'll get an extension regardless barring a complete meltdown. Starting over at QB sucks rear end, and having one who's even semi capable is a blessing.

ToF, Steven Jackson has a bounce back year and leads the NFCS in rushing yards or rushing TDs.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Doppelganger posted:

^^^ False, NE will be neck and neck with Denver all season.

Mostly true, I think the Bengals are AFC favorites, but I think he'll get an extension regardless barring a complete meltdown. Starting over at QB sucks rear end, and having one who's even semi capable is a blessing.

ToF, Steven Jackson has a bounce back year and leads the NFCS in rushing yards or rushing TDs.

False he'll be IR'd with a hip injury in week 4

ToF, Bortles starts all 16 games. Bortles.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Dubious posted:

False he'll be IR'd with a hip injury in week 4

ToF, Bortles starts all 16 games. Bortles.

False. He won't beat Henne for the starting job.

True or False: The NFC West will send three teams to the playoffs.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Ehud posted:

False. He won't beat Henne for the starting job.

True or False: The NFC West will send three teams to the playoffs.

False. The NFCW teams will suffer from having to play each other twice.

True or False: The Offensive Rookie of the Year will not be a QB.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
True. Too many good WRs this year and the first year rookie wall at the position is rapidly falling.


ToF: The Bengals defense will drop out of the top ten without Zimmer.

GenHavoc
Jul 19, 2006

Vive L'Empreur!
Vive La Surcouf!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

True. Too many good WRs this year and the first year rookie wall at the position is rapidly falling.


ToF: The Bengals defense will drop out of the top ten without Zimmer.

True. Too many good defenses got better, and the Bengals did very little in the offseason.

ToF: The Steelers will miss the playoffs this year.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

GenHavoc posted:

True. Too many good defenses got better, and the Bengals did very little in the offseason.

ToF: The Steelers will miss the playoffs this year.

True, because gently caress the Steelers.

T/F: JFF starts more games than Bortles

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

Fenrir posted:

True, because gently caress the Steelers.

T/F: JFF starts more games than Bortles

True, I think Manziel is a way more exciting prospect than Bortles and this will play out with Bortles quietly sitting behind Henne and Manziel being pined for while Hoyer, Thigpen and my mom take snaps for the Browns.

T/F The DRotY will be a linebacker

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

b0ng posted:

True, I think Manziel is a way more exciting prospect than Bortles and this will play out with Bortles quietly sitting behind Henne and Manziel being pined for while Hoyer, Thigpen and my mom take snaps for the Browns.

T/F The DRotY will be a linebacker

True, his name is Khalil Mack.

T/F: No team will finish better than 12-4 this year.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Fenrir posted:

True, his name is Khalil Mack.

T/F: No team will finish better than 12-4 this year.

False, the Rams will finis 15-1 and nobody will really know how

T/F: The Broncos go from First to Worst in the AFC West

Pattycakes
May 12, 2014

WHO WANTS A PATTYCAKE!?!

Alouicious posted:

False, the Rams will finis 15-1 and nobody will really know how

T/F: The Broncos go from First to Worst in the AFC West

False, the Chargers will finish worst.

T/F: Johnny Manziel will never take a snap during the regular season.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Pattycakes posted:

False, the Chargers will finish worst.

T/F: Johnny Manziel will never take a snap during the regular season.

False. Whether through injuries or lovely QB play from Hoyer, JFF will see the field this season. It's inevitable.

True or False: Teddy Bridgewater has the best rookie season of the Bortles/JFF/Bridgewater triumvirate.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Absolutely true. He has a far better receiving corps and was probably more pro-ready to begin with.

True or false: At least 2 of the AFC division winners will be different from 2013.

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l

zimbomonkey posted:

Absolutely true. He has a far better receiving corps and was probably more pro-ready to begin with.

True or false: At least 2 of the AFC division winners will be different from 2013.

True, Bengals and Broncos are primed to be upset.

ToF: Gabbert will start at least two games

Samu
Jan 11, 2010

The only thing I hate more than hippie neo-liberal fascists and anarchists are the hypocrite fat cat suits they grow up to become.
False, Kaepernick plays the whole season and Gabbert starts the last game of the season.

ToF, Denver doesn't allow more than 40 points in a game all season, and doesn't score less than 30 points in a game.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
False just because I don't think it's ever been done before and I...well I'm hoping it doesn't happen.

ToF: The Worst to First in division streak lasts another year.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Truth, it'll be the Redskins.

Fact or Fiction: A Chargers RB has 1200+ yards rushing this year

GenHavoc
Jul 19, 2006

Vive L'Empreur!
Vive La Surcouf!

Grittybeard posted:

False just because I don't think it's ever been done before and I...well I'm hoping it doesn't happen.

ToF: The Worst to First in division streak lasts another year.

False: Nobody that bad improved that much, though if it happens anywhere, it might be in the NFC East.

ToF: Neither Sherman nor Peterson are the best Cornerbacks in the league this year.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Truth, it'll be the Redskins.

Fact or Fiction: A Chargers RB has 1200+ yards rushing this year

Fiction, they'll all be effective though.

GenHavoc posted:

False: Nobody that bad improved that much, though if it happens anywhere, it might be in the NFC East.

ToF: Neither Sherman nor Peterson are the best Cornerbacks in the league this year.

True, it'll be some incredibly efficient player on a terrible team a la Trumaine McBride



ToF: Adrian Peterson tops 4.5 yards per carry.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Tremendous Taste posted:

Fiction, they'll all be effective though.


True, it'll be some incredibly efficient player on a terrible team a la Trumaine McBride



ToF: Adrian Peterson tops 4.5 yards per carry.

False; I love watching AdP run but he's not going to be able to max out like that anymore, even if his QB play is significantly better.

ToF: Matt Stafford keeps his INTs to 15 or below this year.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

GobiasIndustries posted:

False; I love watching AdP run but he's not going to be able to max out like that anymore, even if his QB play is significantly better.

ToF: Matt Stafford keeps his INTs to 15 or below this year.

True, he'll be a serious contender for MVP.

T/F: A 49er will be arrested between now and the start of the season.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

warcrimes posted:

True, he'll be a serious contender for MVP.

T/F: A 49er will be arrested between now and the start of the season.

True. Bets in on Kap for his tattoos.

T/F: Mike Glennon plays more than five games this year.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

ZenVulgarity posted:

True. Bets in on Kap for his tattoos.

T/F: Mike Glennon plays more than five games this year.

True. McCown will regress to his average when played and Glennon will be the default starter.

T/F: Peyton has a statistically worse regular season but the Broncos have an equal or better regular season.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
False. Both Peyton and the Broncos regress a bit. Still a playoff team.


T/F: The Oakland Raiders finish not dead last in the AFC West.

Samu
Jan 11, 2010

The only thing I hate more than hippie neo-liberal fascists and anarchists are the hypocrite fat cat suits they grow up to become.
False, although I don't see KC going better than 8-8, they will win enough to beat the Raiders.

ToF: Zac Stacy rushes for more than 1000 yards.

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

Samu posted:

False, although I don't see KC going better than 8-8, they will win enough to beat the Raiders.

ToF: Zac Stacy rushes for more than 1000 yards.

False, he will split enough reps to come shy of 1000, unless he breaks out against the Raiders.

ToF: Eli throws at least two times as many TDs as INTs this year.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
False, he's always been an INT magnet even in his best years.

T/F: E.J. Manuel implodes and the Bills are in the market for yet another QB next year.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Benne posted:

False, he's always been an INT magnet even in his best years.

T/F: E.J. Manuel implodes and the Bills are in the market for yet another QB next year.

False. He's nothing special but passable enough for a year or two more.

T/F: One of the final 4 teams from last year misses the playoffs.

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

Tremendous Taste posted:

False. He's nothing special but passable enough for a year or two more.

T/F: One of the final 4 teams from last year misses the playoffs.

True, the Patriots will lose just before the AFC game because of their running game.

ToF: One of the first round QB picks has a better QBR than RG3 this year.

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Zurreco posted:

True, the Patriots will lose just before the AFC game because of their running game.

ToF: One of the first round QB picks has a better QBR than RG3 this year.
False, might've been true if Josh Gordon could put the goddamned spliff down.

ToF: Week 17 doesn't involve an NFCE win-and-in game between the top two teams. (Dallas vs Washington, NYG vs Eagles)

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

Doppelganger posted:

False, might've been true if Josh Gordon could put the goddamned spliff down.

ToF: Week 17 doesn't involve an NFCE win-and-in game between the top two teams. (Dallas vs Washington, NYG vs Eagles)

False, NFC-E is the most exciting an televised division, :dealwithit:

T/F: DeSean Jackson has more yards than any one receiver on the Eagles this year.

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

Sweeper posted:

False, NFC-E is the most exciting an televised division, :dealwithit:

T/F: DeSean Jackson has more yards than any one receiver on the Eagles this year.

True, with most of those yards coming against the Cowboys.

T/F: This year Jared Allen will move to 5th in career sacks.

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

DupaDupa posted:

True, with most of those yards coming against the Cowboys.

T/F: This year Jared Allen will move to 5th in career sacks.

False. No way he picks up ~13 sacks, even with knowledge of the Vikings' defense and playing them twice a year. He will break into the top 10, though.

ToF: Someone drafted in the top 10 will be legit arrested during the season.

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Jun 22, 2011


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Zurreco posted:

False. No way he picks up ~13 sacks, even with knowledge of the Vikings' defense and playing them twice a year. He will break into the top 10, though.

ToF: Someone drafted in the top 10 will be legit arrested during the season.

False: JFF wasn't top 10

ToF: Packers go through QB hilarity when Rodgers gets crushed by the weak OL

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