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deep dish peat moss

I am playing XCOM: Enemy Within with the Long War mod which is really hard and I'm going to be going through dozens of soldiers like a meat grinder so post in here to get a soldier named after you. I will tell you when and how you died and if you were awarded medals etc.

Just for me in case I forget this is save game #17

Our base is in Africa and we're starting the first mission here, let's get these aliens high as gently caress



STUFF ADDED TO OP:

CAN I READ THE RESEARCH REPORTS
http://byobcom.imgur.com/all/

IF YOU WANT TO JOIN
Just post something in the thread. The next time I use a rookie, I will scroll through the thread until I see someone I haven't used yet.

IF YOU WANT TO RE-JOIN AFTER YOU DIE
Post specifically mentioning that you would like to be resurrected or reporting back for duty or whatever. This MUST happen after you die, you can't preemptively sign up to come back as a zombie.

FAQ ABOUT BEING ON THE TEAM
Do I get to pick my class?
No

Do I get to pick my skills?
No

Do I get to pick my gender/nationality?
No

When do I get a cool hat/helmet/color scheme
At first I was doing it after two promotions but from here on out it won't happen until you reach Corporal status, which is also when you are granted a (game-assigned) nickname. Technically you can change nicknames but I'm not going to do it by request.

How do I get cool toys and gadgets before other people do?
Seniority and ranking

What are the odds of me dying before the end of this?
90%+, be prepared. The longer you last and the higher your rank is, the more likely you are to survive. However, you will also be more likely to be sent on dangerous missions and you will often be sent on missions against dangerous new enemy types and technologies, and those historically have a habit of ending with most of the team being slaughtered.
Also, the later you join us, the less likely you are to survive your first mission.

Will I ever get to lead a mission.
Maybe. It's all luck of the draw, the highest ranked soldier with no wounds or fatigue is generally chosen to lead the team, and it's not an uncommon occurrence for A Squad, B Squad, and C Squad to all be mostly unavailable when trouble breaks loose, and there have been instances of Lance Corporals and Specialists successfully leading missions.

Can I see a bigger version of one of the pictures?
I've started making them clickable for bigger versions but for earlier images in the thread just delete the "L" at the end of the filename for the image for the full 1920x1080 version.

CURRENT LIST OF SLAIN SOLDIERS
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LAST UPDATE as of Page 10
NAME                            KILLS  MISSIONS     LAST OPERATION                        DATE             CAUSE OF DEATH
LCPL Mighty Stalker             11     5            Operation Blinding Vengeance          4/4/2015         Plasma Carbine (Outsider)
LCPL Windmill Slayer            7      5            Operation Blinding Vengeance          4/4/2015         Plasma Carbine (Outsider)
LCPL Satanic SexRitual          7      4            Operation Glass Dawn                  3/24/2015        Plasma Pistol (Sectoid)
LCPL Gimp Goatman               6      5            Operation Blinding Vengeance          4/4/2015         Plasma Carbine (Thin Man)
LCPL Shin 42k                   4      5            Operation Shattered Summer            4/12/2015        MIA and presumed lost
LCPL Bo Pepper                  9      5            Operation Dying Gift                  4/17/2015        Plasma Carbine (Thin Man)
LCPL Air Julio                  7      4            Operation Enduring Star               4/22/2015        Chryssalid Claw
LCPL Cowa Banga                 9      4            Operation Burning Future              5/17/2015        MIA and presumed lost
SPEC A Single Heh               7      2            Operation Shattered Summer            4/12/2015        MIA and presumed lost
SPEC Azurrat                    6      3            Operation Empty Star                  4/23/2015        Plasma Carbine (Thin Man)
SPEC Sleepy Owl                 0      3            Operation Crystal Druid               5/5/2015         Plasma Carbine (Floater)
SPEC The Rage                   4      4            Operation Burning Future              5/17/2015        MIA and presumed lost
SPEC Ron Color                  8      3            Operation Burning Future              5/17/2015        MIA and presumed lost
SPEC Half Hazard                7      3            Operation Burning Future              5/17/2015        MIA and presumed lost
SPEC Nosfereefer                3      2            Operation Swift Hawk                  6/10/2015        Plasma Carbine (Floater)
PFC Living Shield               0      1            Operation Devil's Night               3/3/2015         Plasma Carbine (Outsider)
PFC Poopzilla                   0      1            Operation Devil's Night               3/14/2015        Plasma Carbine (Outsider)
PFC TiMBuS                      1      2            Operation Dying Giant                 3/22/2015        MIA and presumed lost
PFC Captain Nomates             2      1            Operation Shattered Summer            4/12/2015        MIA and presumed lost
PFC Watho                       1      1            Operation Shattered Summer            4/12/2015        MIA and presumed lost
PFC Green Calx                  0      1            Operation Shattered Summer            4/12/2015        MIA and presumed lost
PFC Limed00d                    0      1            Operation Shattered Summer            4/12/2015        MIA and presumed lost
PFC Beacon Nose                 0      1            Operation Enduring Star               4/22/2015        Chryssalid Claw
PFC Magnanimous Lurch           1      1            Operation Empty Star                  4/23/2015        Plasma Carbine (Thin Man)
LIST OF OFFICERS
Aronold of Soissons is currently the highest ranked member of the squad and is CO for all BYOBCom units. Arnie also has the highest kill count, at the time of writing with 30 confirmed kills and participation in 10 missions. Arnie is the leader of A Squad
Ectral is currently the second most decorated member of the team and has proven an incredibly reliable gunman with excellent accuracy. His ability to quickly eliminate big threats has completely shut down some of the toughest enemy squads we've faced yet. Ectral is the leader of B Squad
Sid Vicious after leading several rookie squads to victory currently leads our C Squad and mostly takes on easier missions to rank-up our rookies. He's actually very strong himself too

PSIONICS
None yet

GENE-MODDED SOLDIERS
None yet

MECH-HYBRID CYBORGS
None yet



SQUAD HONORS
Living Shield was our first casualty, and we have named our first mechanical unit after him. His legacy lives on, and has racked up a pretty serious kill count in robotic form.
Whatho scored the unit's first confirmed Muton kill, but unfortunately the mission was a failure.
Widestancer and Cowabanga share the honors for first confirmed kill following deployment of BYOBCom prototype laser weaponry, simultaneously scoring reaction fire shots against a passing Floater and blowing it to bits.
Blinking Beacon Nose or whatever his name is was the first guy to get impregnated by a Chryssalid, and a few turns later he died and came back as a zombie. We were able to take him down before his skin split open and a baby Chryssalid emerged from within.
Sid Vicious often trips balls and accomplishes very little when I sent him in command of a mission, but somehow the rookies I sent with him always seem to do well. If you get sent on a mission under Sid's command as a Rookie, there is a very good chance you will do well.

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 05:51 on May 27, 2014

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Koishi Komeiji



This is extremely my poo poo, op! :black101:

WindmillSlayer

Windmillslayer I am a renegade spacer with red hair and I romance liara

Eye of Widesauron

Widestancer reporting for duty

E: Medic so that I can give out lollipops after each exam :3:

SIDS Vicious


Yes yes yes

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
sniper ~ :arnie:

shin42k


I would also like to join in the action.

Abysswalker

ok

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
BIGGEST BADASS XENO KILLER CHECKING IN.

Sketches Of The Spain ZERO ONE

bog pixie

I would like to die first

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i will never die

poverty goat



im in

deep dish peat moss

Operation Fallen Mist completed successfully good job y'all



No we didn't blow the gently caress out of that building the aliens did. We killed them all without even using a grenade!! Everyone that went on the mission is fatigued and battle-weary and needs to rest for 4-5 days BUT no one even has a scratch on them! HEre are your standings.


Arnie apparently just doesn't give a gently caress about cover and was shooting straight through it and got 4 of our 10 kills and was promoted to Sniper.


Mighty Stalker did real good too and got 3 kills and was promoted to Medic and is probably going to be our main medic thru most the game until he dies


WMS got one kill and was promoted to Rocketeer and is going to lug around several heavy missiles and rocket launchers


Wide Stancer got a kill and was promoted to Assault (sorry bub you don't get to pick your class!)


Sid Vicious also got one kill and was promoted to Gunner and is going to lay down a lot of suppressive fire and let Wide Stancer do a lot of flanking!


Shin 42k didn't get any kills because he covered everyone's back the whole time and made sure the aliens couldn't flank us through the back of the burning bookstore so he didn't even get promoted but you're still a part of the team buddy thanks for helping + you survived.


Now everyone is too tired for the next mission so I'm going to probably need 6 more names. We're researching the alien weapon fragments we collected so hopefully I can get you guys better guns ASAP and we're fortifying our base to be able to support more satellites to watch the air for UFOs.

Living Shield

Reporting for duty.

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Operation Fallen Mist completed successfully good job y'all



No we didn't blow the gently caress out of that building the aliens did. We killed them all without even using a grenade!! Everyone that went on the mission is fatigued and battle-weary and needs to rest for 4-5 days BUT no one even has a scratch on them! HEre are your standings.


Arnie apparently just doesn't give a gently caress about cover and was shooting straight through it and got 4 of our 10 kills and was promoted to Sniper.

woooooo!

gj team

deep dish peat moss

FUTURE POSSIBILITIES:
If you're a really dang good soldier I might mix your genes with alien DNA to give you superpowers like camouflage skin or the ability to leap over tall buildings

If you're a hero and you get gravely wounded I might saw off all your limbs and put you in a superman robot body with grenade launchers and pneumatic fists

You will probably all die sometime but in this mod you go through soldiers like crazy so I can restart you as a lil rookie

Eventually we will have 12soldiers per mission but right now it's only 6.

tao of lmao

reporting for duty

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
AC I am going to bed now and I will read to see my fate in the morning, I will be very excited if I live thru the night

deep dish peat moss

We shot down our first UFO and Operation Devil's Stallion is a go.


We got a bunch of fresh rookies on this mission including:
Satanic Sexritual
Ectral Dog Guy (it makes you use at least 2 words)
Sketches Ofspain
Bo Pepper
Gimp Goatman
and Living Shield

Living Shield has really really really good accuracy scores but is a pussy bitch with no HP who will probably get terrorized a lot and I wouldn't be surprised if he panics and blasts one of you in the back at a really inopportune moment in several months

zooted heh

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
plz make my life actually interesting. wana die by a ray gun. go home a hero

deep dish peat moss

I'm sending Satanix Sex Ritual and Gimp off by themselves opposite the direction of where I know the aliens are so that they can collect samples of alien materials from the crash site. Fingers crossed I hope you two don't run in to something you can't handle. We shot the aliens down over a billiards hall and right now everyone else is hiding behind pool tables because I don't know where the aliens are and Bo Pep thought he was superman or something and kicked his way through a window instead of using the door, so now they know we're here.

Diqnol

Welcome...to BYOBcom. This. Is. BYOBCom. Welcome.

deep dish peat moss

The aliens are really smart and were using noise as a decoy to split my group up and satanic sex ritual and gimp made first contact good luck just hunker down you two I'm sending backup it's just 3 sectoids and a drone.

Living Shield

don't pressure me!!!

tao of lmao

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Welcome...to BYOBcom. This. Is. BYOBCom. Welcome.

Koishi Komeiji



Funnypost Collabo posted:


Mighty Stalker did real good too and got 3 kills and was promoted to Medic and is probably going to be our main medic thru most the game until he dies

Uncanny. It's like looking into a mirror. You got the haircut right and everything.

Living Shield

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Welcome...to BYOBcom. This. Is. BYOBCom. Welcome.

zooted heh

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
wow this game sounds good should I get it

deep dish peat moss



All is going well so far but holy poo poo sketches of spain this was a close one. Currently bo pep is pinned down inside a truck surrounded by 4 angry sectoids and his grenade proved ineffective. Sketches of spain distracted one of them here and either sketches or that alien are going to die next turn. Living Shield got a kill or two and is still moving towards Meld canister as planned

shin42k


Funnypost Collabo posted:

Operation Fallen Mist completed successfully good job y'all


Shin 42k didn't get any kills because he covered everyone's back the whole time and made sure the aliens couldn't flank us through the back of the burning bookstore so he didn't even get promoted but you're still a part of the team buddy thanks for helping + you survived.


Just happy to do my bit, and I'm slightly relieved I'm alive

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

zooted heh posted:

wow this game sounds good should I get it

it's a great game i think but the idea of turn based squad combat has to sound appealing to you

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

also stop trying to get me killed ac

deep dish peat moss

Bo Pep shot the commander sectoid in the head which killed it and severed its mind meld link with the one next to sketches of spain, frying its brain and eliminating both threats. Currently Bo Pep and Gimp are chasing down the one last sectoid from that squad which keeps fleeing in to high cover, while the rest of the squad takes up positions around the downed UFO and prepares for the hardest fight we'll have yet (in Long War the outsider pilots have 10hp and regenerate 3hp per turn!) still not a single scratch on any soldier.

deep dish peat moss

Living Shield just missed a shot with a 91% hit chance which left the Outsider alive with 1 hp I hope this doesn't end poorly

deep dish peat moss

It ended poorly, RIP Living Shield, first casualty of BYOBCom



Flanked after missing a 91% hit chance shot :salute:

Living Shield

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Living Shield just missed a shot with a 91% hit chance which left the Outsider alive with 1 hp I hope this doesn't end poorly

:doh:

tao of lmao

given the name it's a fitting first death

a noble death

Living Shield

Funnypost Collabo posted:

It ended poorly, RIP Living Shield, first casualty of BYOBCom



Flanked after missing a 91% hit chance shot :salute:

:doh:

deep dish peat moss

Otherwise, Operation Devil's Stallion was a success



Unfortunately Ectral did not get any kills and was therefore not promoted yet. No one else was even wounded. I might have a surprise for Living Shield otherwise he will come back as a new rookie.

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Living Shield

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I might have a surprise for Living Shield

:allears:

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