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deep dish peat moss

There was another UFO but our interceptor vaporized it so thankfully there's no mission right now, it would have to be another squad of rookies because everyone is still fatigued.

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poopzilla

if you need more bodies to throw into the gaping maw of the alien menace I am here and ready

i am proficient with both the shotgun and the ball pein hammer

TiMBuS

LOL WUT?

i used to play games where i named the characters after people from school too, except it was the sims and i would put them in mazes with a single plate of food in the middle and watch them get stuck in pools and drown because i removed the ladder etc.. but yeah im feelin dat nostalgia

deep dish peat moss

Uh oh, Japan is being terrorized by aliens!



Luckily it has been a couple days now so we have our first squad back and ready for duty. Check out this lineup



I have to leave for a couple hours but I'll continue from here later tonight.

If you want your guy to carry specific gear instead of what I give them you can pick from these currently:

Armor
Vest: Move Faster, Less HP
Armor: Move Slower, More HP

Items you can pick 2 of these
Alien Trophies: Carry a bunch of alien pieces on a necklace or whatever, helps you not panic
Battle Scanner: Like a grenade/UMV thing that provides vision of the map
Laser Scope: More accuracy
Ceramic Plating: More HP
Medikit: Medics carry these anyway and get 3 uses instead of 1 like most classes
Grenades: AP grenades (mostly useless), HE (blows up cover and does a little damage), Smoke (Defense bonus to anyone inside) or Flashbang (fucks aliens up for a couple turns)

WindmillSlayer

i want a bigger gun

deep dish peat moss

And when you get up to the third rank I'll give you like a helmet or a cigar or cool hair so you can stand out.

WindmillSlayer

Funnypost Collabo posted:

And when you get up to the third rank I'll give you like a helmet or a cigar or cool hair so you can stand out.

ncieeee

deep dish peat moss

WindmillSlayer posted:

i want a bigger gun

The assault rifle is the biggest gun we have right now but since you're a Rocketeer I gave you bigger things



You have a bazooka with 2 shots and another second bazooka with 1 shot that does less damage but fucks up armor and lets everyone else do more damage

I Dunno

sign me up! i want ceramic plating

verily carefree


fine lookin bunch

Blue's Clues

Widestancer posted:

Widestancer reporting for duty

E: Medic so that I can give out lollipops after each exam :3:

What are you examining? Asking for a friend

cuntman.net

hello

Frank Horrigan

by Ralp
still taking names?

Koishi Komeiji



Armor and medkit, I don't wanna die! :derp:

deep dish peat moss

The terror mission in Japan is named Operation Falling Throne. Foreshadowing? Perhaps...

deep dish peat moss

Nope it was easy except WMS kept missing rockets and blew up one of the meld canisters

deep dish peat moss

Mighty Stalker is the first Lance Corporal so he gets a customary fedora and Dick Tracy color scheme and shoulderpads



I gave you Covering Fire so you can take reaction shots at enemies that shoot at your teammmates and shin42k is a grenadier now.

deep dish peat moss

It's time for Operation Black Savior in Miami, Fl


It's the same B Team as before, except Air Julio filling in for Living Shield... who may or may not be making a spectacular comeback after this mission (and hopefully before the next)

deep dish peat moss



Man they really want Bo Pep and Sketches of Spain but thankfully this mausoleum is here to provide cover

nvm no cake

stop making me want to play XCOM

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

a few months ago i bought the expansion and then started a game of vanilla x-com thinking oh yeah gonna play one then the other and then i found out that the expansion just expands the main game and it was too too late for me

deep dish peat moss



Another day, another successful operation. Sketches of Spain sustained our first non-fatal injury by getting blasted by a flying drone's repair beam while gunning down a bunch of poo poo like a hero

I downloaded Living Shield's brain in to a computer and he has been resurrected as a minigun robot that will eventually have armor plating if it survives and be a real living shield.

deep dish peat moss

The Green Calx posted:

stop making me want to play XCOM

If you're replaying xcom for the umpteenth time get Long War
http://www.nexusmods.com/xcom/mods/88/

it's like a whole new game. I would buy it as an expansion tbh it's at least as game changing as enemy within

WindmillSlayer

Dee eights 62 year old wife is good at xcom

nvm no cake

Funnypost Collabo posted:

If you're replaying xcom for the umpteenth time get Long War
http://www.nexusmods.com/xcom/mods/88/

it's like a whole new game. I would buy it as an expansion tbh it's at least as game changing as enemy within

wow i might actually have to install xcom again, that mod looks sick

deep dish peat moss

The aliens have a base in Germany and convinced Germany to withdraw from the XCOM project. Less funds... more enemies. THings are about to get real.

deep dish peat moss

I don't know what the tech tree is like in Long War yet but apparently you get psionics a lot earlier so hopefully I can get a Psi Lab up and running ASAP and at least one of y'all has The Gift. Long War really is a lot longer though all these missions and now another UFO and I still haven't even finished the first research project. We got a long war ahead of us... :clint: I'm debating who to bring to this crashed UFO because I expect a Council Mission soon and I want a strong squad all rested up for that. Probably gonna grab a few more rookies from the thread for this...

deep dish peat moss

Also I don't know what rank Long War starts assigning nicknames at but it better be soon because nicknames rule.

deep dish peat moss


Going at this UFO with some newcomers. The team is lead by Lance Corporal Mighty Stalker with veteran Specialist Windmill Slayer second in command. Living Shield tries his hand once more at the battlefield in new robotic form, and we are joined by Privates First Class Zooted Heh, Poop Zilla, and Tim Bus loaded up with scanner drones and smoke grenades.



Operation Devil's Night, deep in the Nigerian wilderness. Good luck, all.


Apparently a swamp in Nigeria.


WMS approaching downed UFO, TiMBuS on right.


Living Shield seeks redemption... and unloads on a Sectoid with 25% chance to hit


blap blap


blap blap

But poor planning flushes the pilot out the back of the ship, flanking Poopzilla. Sorry Poopzilla

R.I.P.


But Living Shield craves vengeance


And Timbus blasts some chump nerd-rear end alien sitting at his computer


It just doesn't stop


and WMS finally blasted a fool with a rocket

No promotions, and we're down one, but the mission was a success. Good work Living Shield I don't think you missed a single shot.

TiMBuS

LOL WUT?

you seem to have put my gender slider directly in th middle. Good.

deep dish peat moss

No one did anything cool last mission except Arnie so here's an Arnie action shot where he was sniping some hooligan Sectoids from ontop a roof.



But Arnie also panicked like a bitch when the very last alien mind probed him at the end lmao

But holy poo poo y'all those promotions!



that's 6 new Lance Corporals!

deep dish peat moss

This is Wide Stancer's new look to go w/ his promotion

deep dish peat moss

TiMBuS posted:

you seem to have put my gender slider directly in th middle. Good.

I'm sorry to report you just got killed by standing too close to a burning truck when it exploded.

deep dish peat moss

Oh poo poo


It's time for things to get real. It's time for my hardest squad to show me what they're really made of.



From left to right:
Satanic Sex Ritual
Bo Pepper
Mighty Stalker
Arnie
gggiiimmmppp
Ectral



There's a good chance one or more of you won't be coming back from this alive. I wish you the best :911:

poverty goat



dont worry guys i got this

TiMBuS

LOL WUT?

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I'm sorry to report you just got killed by standing too close to a burning truck when it exploded.

yessss

Eye of Widesauron

This is absolutely incredible and I love it :3:

deep dish peat moss

So far we've dispatched the first Thin Man with ease because he dropped in right in to Bo Pep and Gimps' Overwatch and got blasted, but this is really not a good map for Arnie and there's nowhere he can safely get a good eye over the battlefield. Now we're directly opposite a group of sectoids and a Thin Man across a No Man's Land of low cover and Bo Pep just got hit. He didn't go down but things aren't looking good and I don't have a good way to approach.

deep dish peat moss


"gently caress the Thin Man" - Satanic Sex Ritual

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deep dish peat moss

Gimp and SSR saved the day, gimp used his crazy grenade skills to blow up all the enemies' cover and then Satanic Sex Ritual distracted them and drew enemy fire without even breaking a sweat


Then Satanic Sex Ritual and Ectral gunned them down while Bo Pep deployed smoke and healed himself up. Nice teamwork everyone.

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