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Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

Alex_R posted:

so does that make tasmania the limpy balls in your analogy?

Gooch.

The Australian Antarctic Territory is the balls.

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Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Byolante posted:

the cancerous growth on your leg that saps away all your energy and you really want to cut off from the rest of your body.

sounds like my nutsack so ill take that as a yes

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

Ratios and Tendency posted:

I just mean that you guys will get hammered and are poo poo and have no chance of living up to our brave effort at the last tournament. Sorry that I wasn't clear.

You are a guest in this thread young man

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
what's wrong with tasmania i hear it's beautiful

foolish_fool
Jul 22, 2010
The injury list (Kruse :( ) is pretty irritating but whatever; I have to believe that we are going to win the world cup. Or at least knock out Spain on our way to glorious defeat against New Zealand later on.

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

oliwan posted:

what's wrong with making GBS threads my pants and wearing nappies as an adult i hear it's beautiful

Some people will defend anything I swear

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

oliwan posted:

what's wrong with tasmania i hear it's beautiful

its too scenic for australian sensibilities

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

foolish_fool posted:

The injury list (Kruse :( ) is pretty irritating but whatever; I have to believe that we are going to win the world cup. Or at least knock out Spain on our way to glorious defeat against New Zealand later on.

Since the kiwis didn't even qualify :smuggo: we'll have to settle for the phoenix becoming a real team and knocking out some plucky state league team in the ffa cup

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Tongues posted:

Since the kiwis didn't even qualify :smuggo: we'll have to settle for the phoenix becoming a real team and knocking out some plucky state league team in the ffa cup

lol

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tongues posted:

Some people will defend anything I swear

Are you saying tasmania is like making GBS threads my pants and wearing nappies as an adult?

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
Couldn't have put it better myself

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Tongues posted:

Couldn't have put it better myself

Scat porn is a profitable industry, I don't think Tasmania can claim that.

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

Tongues posted:

Since the kiwis didn't even qualify :smuggo: we'll have to settle for the phoenix becoming a real team and knocking out some plucky state league team in the ffa cup

FFA cup has been awesome, I've been to two games and have had the best cevapi and souvlaki I've ever had.

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

Also after watching today's game, UGGGGHHHHHHH #AngeOut

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
gj OP

I prefer the other Straya Day vid.

Best of luck to them tbh, I don't think they've got a snowballs chance in hell though.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/27/match-fixer-claims-he-rigged-friendly

Australia

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


We was robbed

goodog
Nov 3, 2007

oliwan posted:

what's wrong with tasmania i hear it's beautiful

tasmania is to australia what australia is to the rest of the world

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

goodog posted:

tasmania is to australia what australia is to the rest of the world

Like Tasmanians even know there's a "rest of the world"


All I know about Tasmania is that when I was little my mum told me that a whale bellyflopped onto bass strait and that's why they're separate. If you must know more go ask a library or some poo poo I don't know

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
This thread is full of anger and prejudice. How fitting.

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

8raz posted:

This thread is full of anger and prejudice. How fitting.

You should follow the a league thread. We're on our best behaviour

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

Tongues posted:

You should follow the a league thread when melbourne victory are playing. We're on our best behaviour

Fixed that for you.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Tongues posted:

You should follow the a league thread. We're on our best behaviour

I have never once opened the A League thread and I just assume its pages and pages of no one posting but ninjasteve

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

blue footed boobie posted:

I have never once opened the A League thread and I just assume its pages and pages of no one posting but ninjasteve

I post when ever sydney fc manage to get a win.


Which is never.

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)

blue footed boobie posted:

I have never once opened the A League thread and I just assume its pages and pages of no one posting but ninjasteve

Well ye gods and little fishes what more do you want!

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

dj_pain posted:

I post when ever sydney fc manage to get a win.


Which is never.

I post every time WSW do something horrible, which is every day

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
I post whenever I have a thought. You lot are the first to know

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

Byolante posted:

I post every time WSW do something horrible, which is every day

speaking of WSW (Sorry for the lovely video editing but it the first video i've made)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEitMbGflNA

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

blue footed boobie posted:

I have never once opened the A League thread and I just assume its pages and pages of no one posting but ninjasteve

It is

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
I do not think Australia will score any goals in the upcoming world cup in Brazil 2014 bought to you by FIFA Heineken Visa McDonalds and whatever the other sponsors are

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

pizzaman5000 posted:

I do not think Australia will score any goals in the upcoming world cup in Brazil 2014 bought to you by FIFA Heineken Visa McDonalds and whatever the other sponsors are

This world cup is also recognising the fantastic work the FFA is doing in promoting football in its neighbours.

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
So in a way we are all winners

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
Also Oceania Team of the Century South Melbourne Hellas Football Club FC of South Melbourne are going to knock out Dandenong tonight and advance to play one of our glorious illustrious teams, such as the Nar Nar Goon Fatshits

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Anyone in Brisbane who feels the need to get on their inner alcoholic on Saturday come and meet Mustafa and I in queen street and watch us get hosed by costa rica!

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete

Byolante posted:

Also all AFL fans are from the arsehole of Australia (Victoria) just like football fans.
All of Australia's sports fans full stop are in Victoria

8raz posted:

This thread is full of anger and prejudice. How fitting.
pfft go vote for UKIP

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
Reminder that while Victoria has never won an NRL state of origin, it has also never lost one. Unlike some states

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

Tongues posted:

Reminder that while Victoria has never won an NRL state of origin, it has also never lost one. Unlike some states

But we can thank victoria for this


Also I feel like I should post this as it's auspol meets socceroos

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

dj_pain posted:

Also I feel like I should post this as it's auspol meets socceroos



Agent Smith poses with a melting wax statue of some soccer player

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

Bubble-T posted:

Agent Smith poses with a melting wax statue of some soccer player

that's our prime minister.

here is another picture of him

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Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
He is all class

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