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Hellooooooo new postin stompin grounds I am not a self-flagellating fan. Netherlands? Netherheard of them, 3 points. Spain, more like Reverse Cowboy Portugal. 3 points, 4 goals. Each half. Chile? Not even how you spell it you spastics, and it's a food. QED mofuckers edited to add triumphant stance of the South Melbourne Hellas greatest son 
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Australia will win three (3) games and crash out in glorious fashion to some other minnow nation And I will watch it all, including tonights possible shitshow against the Seth Efricans 
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May 26, 2014 08:26
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oliwan posted:I hear all Australians are racists is this true? Why are there no black people on the roster? This is true. We've got Timmy Cahil though!
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May 26, 2014 08:28
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Byolante posted:gently caress off we're full oval office
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May 26, 2014 09:16
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Byolante posted:oval office off we're oval office, oval office
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May 26, 2014 09:19
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fat gay nonce posted:Wow as a gay person of colour im very surprised to be told to gently caress off by a pair of australians!!!!!!!!! Technically I was referring to byolante. This australian on australian abuse has to stop
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May 26, 2014 09:21
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Funky Koval posted:The only black person I ever met while living in Australia was my gardener. This is demonstrably false. We have neither gardens, nor black people. Australia is as homogeneous as a block of cheese, that we have also named after a racist term.
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May 26, 2014 10:01
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Bogan Krkic posted:Is anyone itt going to watch our game against South Africa tonight? I think kick off is at 7:30 As long as it is on the Subtitled Broadcast Service so us dirty proles can enjoy it, I will probably be watching and waving my op shop socceroos scarf
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May 26, 2014 10:06
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Bogan Krkic posted:Nah it'll be in Fox sports 2 so I'll be streaming it from some dodgy Chinese website :cryingtonyabbott: what the gently caress good are our anti siphoning laws, there was like one bloody afl game on 7 this week and it was western bloody bulldogs and gold loving coast
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May 26, 2014 10:20
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Bogan Krkic posted:http://soccerembed.com/btsports_1.php Youse good people
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May 26, 2014 10:33
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gently caress various things
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May 26, 2014 10:56
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I TAKE IT ALL BACK
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May 26, 2014 10:57
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Bogan Krkic posted:loving SCORE YOU CUNTS
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May 26, 2014 11:06
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Well we've learned a little something about a league defenses today
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May 26, 2014 11:31
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We'll be rights lads, calm ya tits
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May 26, 2014 11:34
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Funky Koval posted:You're playing about as well as our C side did against german children the other week. We're saving ourselves. We're not like some trollop teams, tarting it up all over before the big night
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May 26, 2014 11:43
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gently caress me what is with Australian knees
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May 26, 2014 11:54
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Should drop Milligan to the backline, his passes still won't connect but at least he can get in the way of all the players around him
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May 26, 2014 11:59
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It would appear that ANZ's surface is somewhere between teflon and green babyshit on the scale of grippiness. Is there any law that says how long football boot studs can be? I think I've got a solution to both our clumsiness woes and a way of increasing our defensive height by several feet
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May 26, 2014 12:03
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Alex_R posted:wait what is there a game on? AND WHAT A GAME
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May 26, 2014 12:04
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It amuses me that no matter how terrible the stream I choose to watch on, I can always tell when Matt McKay has the ball because he has this weird running thing with the ball where he holds his arms up like a t-rex. It'll be all you can see now
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May 26, 2014 12:06
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Bogan Krkic posted:the poo poo australian raheem sterling  You know when you have those moments of absolute clarity? When all space and time makes sense and you are outside of eternity?
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May 26, 2014 12:11
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Ratios and Tendency posted:New Zealand went undefeated at the previous World Cup. and they will go undefeated again in this world cup
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May 26, 2014 12:16
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Perhaps we could devise some sort of Foosball style tournament where knees are taken entirely out of the equation. Spain will never pierce our Space Invader-esque side-to-side crab-crawl defense strategy
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May 26, 2014 12:19
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Bogan Krkic posted:im off to play futsal now, i hope we dont lose in the next 10 min and in fact i hope we score another goal and dont concede any You need to calm down, you're embarrassing us in front of the other nations.
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May 26, 2014 12:20
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AND HERE COMES JESUS
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May 26, 2014 12:21
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Goddamnit Cahil would have nailed that poo poo to the wall
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May 26, 2014 12:22
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Alex_R posted:good luck, im playing futsal tomorrow lunchtime All you futsal player come play outdoor and gently caress your knees up with the rest of us - it is the Australian way
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May 26, 2014 12:26
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tetsman posted:How come there are no crazy Australians insisting on sending their best rugby athletes to the world cup? I would love love that. Rugby fans haven't figured out the internet yet. That or fat fingers, dialing wand, etc.
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May 26, 2014 12:28
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Alex_R posted:Where are these outside games??? We're all outside somewhere, young Alex
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May 26, 2014 12:30
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tetsman posted:"Why aren't we sending our best AFL players to the World Cup? I reckon Port Adelaide's Rising Star Jarman Impey would be a strong defender for the Socceroos, drat them koalas!" is something I would say if I were Australian I'm sure we'll get there soon enough, the top flight professional leagues of the biggest sports here have only gone truly capital P Professional in the past 20 years or so, even in the nineties you'd have players smoking on the sidelines and poo poo. This means that the biggest watchers of sport at the moment, young adults and up, all have some kind of memories of local heroes who were just like everyone else going on to becoming ridiculous freaks. I'm sure in a decade or so, once we've had a couple full generations of people being raised from cradle to sports field to do their poo poo, we'll get people saying oh if only so and so played soccer they'd be loving tops. Although AFL might work alright, those fuckers have to be fit as poo poo and don't give a gently caress about putting their body on the line. Hate playing against those fucks
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May 26, 2014 12:39
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Also, according to my extensive googling just now, apparently Kwame Yeboah was in fact born on the gold coast. Sign him the gently caress up Ange, I don't care if he wants to play for Ghana
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May 26, 2014 12:41
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Byolante posted:Also all AFL fans are from the arsehole of Australia (Victoria) just like football fans. This is probably the truer of the posts.
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May 26, 2014 12:42
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Alex_R posted:so does that make tasmania the limpy balls in your analogy? Gooch. The Australian Antarctic Territory is the balls.
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May 26, 2014 12:47
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Ratios and Tendency posted:I just mean that you guys will get hammered and are poo poo and have no chance of living up to our brave effort at the last tournament. Sorry that I wasn't clear. You are a guest in this thread young man
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May 26, 2014 12:50
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oliwan posted:what's wrong with making GBS threads my pants and wearing nappies as an adult i hear it's beautiful Some people will defend anything I swear
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May 26, 2014 13:08
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foolish_fool posted:The injury list (Kruse Since the kiwis didn't even qualify  we'll have to settle for the phoenix becoming a real team and knocking out some plucky state league team in the ffa cup
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) is pretty irritating but whatever; I have to believe that we are going to win the world cup. Or at least knock out Spain on our way to glorious defeat against New Zealand later on.
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goodog posted:tasmania is to australia what australia is to the rest of the world Like Tasmanians even know there's a "rest of the world" All I know about Tasmania is that when I was little my mum told me that a whale bellyflopped onto bass strait and that's why they're separate. If you must know more go ask a library or some poo poo I don't know
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