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hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Germany is the Best and we will Win and Thomas Müller will score most of the goals and Klose will score the rest and break Ronald's record and it's gonna be awesome.


e: also that is a good OP and I'm glad you didn't lose it to the internet or whatever.

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hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Miroslav Klose, hero of the German people WILL win the world cup for Deutschland.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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oliwan posted:

I'm moving to germany this summer but I don't think I will ever be ready to cheer for the german team.

Its too bad, it's the only german thing germans are allowed to cheer for. Anything else and people get worried about the nazis or something.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Pretty sad about no Mario Gomez, but all the Gomezbutton websites are down anyway.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Ponce de Le0n posted:

i wouldn't mind a bit of currywurst right now to be honest.

Same but it's like 11:30 at night on a sunday.


I'll get a Doner tomorrow to make up for it i guess.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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This is a terrible article because it's apparently not at all what happened. Rossberg was there but wasn't the one actually involved with the accident, they weren't out for a joyride or anything it was some sponsored publicity/advertising event and they had closed/cleared the road and the guys who got hit were two spectators that stood way too close.

e: also that article seems to suggest that they were passengers in F1 cars which is incredibly funny.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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He's bad and Hamburg should have been relegated if there was any justice in the world.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Götze as striker, well ok.


I guess they've got to make sure Klose is well rested before he goes on to break Ronald's record.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Eto'o owns.


e: Özil you silly looking man.

hopterque fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Jun 1, 2014

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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It's really weird seeing Boateng up on the wing so much.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Healbot posted:

Mbia really can't stand Kroos.

Germans in general apparently.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Wengy posted:

The Cameroonians seem to have played the new Wolfenstein before the match

Kickin', Trippin', and foulin' Nazis Germans.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Healbot posted:

If Khedira starts a single game in Brazil Germany is not going to make it out of the group. He's a liability.

I'd send him packing with the last wave before the squad of 23 has to be finalised.

Yeah he's looked awful (in general and in this game).

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Tommy M giving us a little taste of him scoring every goal at the world cup of 2014.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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ephex posted:

schürrle is fully sick imo

Yah he's running like a madman and I think tried to kick someone in the chest with both feet so he gets my vote op.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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That was a really nice shot.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Pand posted:

I missed it, how bad was it ?

Ozil and Khedira are garbo, our defense wasn't very good really, reus played pretty well and Poldi and Schurrle came on and were pretty awesome for a bit.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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I would guess that unless everyone else is injured khedira is gonna ride the bench because he's loving garbage.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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He's gonna score like 10 goals dude it's ok. He's gonna crush Ronald's record.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Jose posted:

The Guardian has been doing some top 100 world cup players and he wasn't in the top 20 smh

Everyone always underestimates him which is why he's gonna crush the record and be the greatest player in history.

Also he's really humble and has said many times that even if he beats the record it will have taken him so many more games and that people shouldn't even consider him in the same league as ronald or müller.

I do though because he's fantastic.

hopterque fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Jun 3, 2014

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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I like how C. Ronaldo is like 30 something.


Let me think about what notable world cup things he's done.




Hmmmmmm.






Yeah no I can't think of anything.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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He's a good player but seriously now the 30th or 35th or whatever it is best world cup player of all time?

It is a dumb list is my point.

e: Like yes ok he can be on the list but I mean look at the players he's ahead of.


e: Also Phillip Lahm is one spot ahead of Klinsmann who is number 96.


hopterque fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Jun 4, 2014

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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I just want Klose to come in and score a goal because he's so handsome and cool.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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God Khedira is bad.

e: He seriously just passed straight to the other team 3 times in a row.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk I hope Reus is ok, just looked like he rolled his ankle.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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That was a cheeky fukkin shot goddamn.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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MI RO SLAV KLOSEEEEEEEEEEEE!


Score a thing do it.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Poldi you happy man.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Yessssssss..


Double yessssss


The Pig Climber with a v. nice pass there.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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MIROSLAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV KLOSEEEEE!


Can't wait to watch him do that like 15 times during actual games that matter.


e:

Honj Steak posted:

Klose now officially best player in the history of all times.



He really is the best and most handsome.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Look at him this is the best player ever in the history of the entire world.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Same, same.


e: mkhitaryan still fully sick


ee: wooo 6 goals

hopterque fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Jun 6, 2014

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Its coming home (to germany)

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Honj Steak posted:

I would like to see Löw resigning after two games and then Klose gloriously leading the team to the title as player-coach.

I would also like this to happen.


e: Also Özil actually looked pretty good today, some nice passes.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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gently caress, RIP Reus.


I was looking forward to watching him score a bunch of goals and being rad and cool, but poo poo.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Poldi replaced him yesterday I think and played like a madman and was awesome so I'm not too worried it's just that I would have loved for Reus to have a good tournament because he is Cool and Good.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Boateng looked good yesterday, even had a couple really good shots on goal.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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elbkaida posted:

Wonder what the hell we should be trying, Mourinho-style total defense football. Playing with no defenders? wtf do you want?

I guess he wants us to try playing bad, boring football or something? Who knows.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Katana Gomai posted:

Mods plz embed this into the thread https://soundcloud.com/sido-3/sido

This loving owns, thanks op.

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hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

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Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss.



Thomas Müller is the loving greatest.

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