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Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

its ok, Löw told him he can relax when Jozy is on the ball cause he heard that hes still poo poo

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Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Wengy posted:

Nazi confidence: high. Potential disappointment: even larger than usual.

Everything is on track for a heart-breaking semi-final loss. Already rubbing my hands with glee. Now excuse me while I finally finish the new Wolfenstein.

the thing is that we are pretty much used to go out in the semi finals or finals by now so the disappointment won't be that high, sorry op
unlike the English posters here about their team

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010


indeed, this is highly triggering op

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

hopterque posted:

Also don't loving start Khedira holy poo poo.

if Löw could have started Schweinsteiger instead of him he would but his condition is still...meh

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

he also didn't win a single tackle if he ever went in unlike Hummels, Götze and Kroos and he really let Lahms hanging on his own there in the defensive

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

elbkaida posted:

If we want to hate on footballers for being dumb we've got a long night ahead of us!

"Football is like chess but without dices" - can you guess who said that?

Podolski

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

elbkaida posted:

Yeah, scoring only once vs opposition as clueless as the US is a bit alarming. Schweinsteiger looked good today, Lahm had some really weak passes though. Generally the tactics of not giving the US the space they had in the other games worked really well, you could see how they struggled to get any type of play going whenever they got the ball.
But there really needs to be more of a threat upfront. 13 shots to one goal is not a good ratio. Luckily next match shouldn't be too tough, let's see who makes it.

yeah because playing it safe rather than going all out in the last group stage match that was pretty much won and had a worse climate condition than your toilet is "alarming"

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

dex_sda posted:

the only reason algeria wasn't a big threat was because of Manuel Neuer, the best goalkeeper in the world and also, apparently, the best defender in all of Germany. But with a team that has a more delicate touch than long passes the striker has to run like hell for, even Neuer won't save the whole game.

the solution seems to be clear then:

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

do they have a "Fall Gelb" happy hour there

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Hummels was present at the last training session today so I'm sure we'll see him tomorrow

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Smirr posted:

I'm not terribly hype about sitting on a train to Munich until 17:00. I booked that during the group stages and didn't look at who might be playing, and if die Bahn makes me miss a single second of the match or, hell, the anthems, I will do a terrorism

if you start in Berlin then I can guarantee that you will be late op

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

huh apparently Großkreutz is playing as left defender today according to the Bild

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

elbkaida posted:

Wouldn't count on that, Löw likes to change things up a bit and I can easily see him replaced by Schürrle or Götze next match. It's not as if Klose had a great impact this match.

why not mix things up a bit more and bring

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

ephex posted:

As a German I'm honestly upset that Neymar won't be playing against us.
I don't care that our chances of winning the World Cup have now risen astronomically, I simply care about class and Neymar is the classiest of the upperclassmasters.

What? It's gonna be classy against the upperclassmasters of the Netherlands, Argentinia or maybe Costa Rica but not against a Neymar lol

Teron D Amun fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Jul 5, 2014

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010




spankmeister posted:

Will the Germans beat me up if I cheer for Holland and we win? :ohdear:

no, because in the end UEFA SUPERIORITY has won *foam forms at mouth* UEFA UEFA

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Torrannor posted:

That conference superiority thing is utterly bizarre

I hope this stays an American only thing in the future op

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Katana Gomai posted:

What keeps me grounded is that even in the best German performance in literal decades, Özil still found a way to be poo poo. It has to be real.

on the other hand our defense was solid this time so theres hope for the final, if only Khedira could have a stable performance and Özil not being Özil


and lol at the people hating on Bela Rethy, you know that you could have switched to an alternate (and much better) commentary stream right

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Kurtofan posted:

I don't understand german so I'm assuming this is about hitler

if the Brazilians wouldn't have spent so much time praying then they wouldn't have pushed Müller into his first goal and the others wouldn't have happened either because of luck and idgi just random rambling

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

indeed, this is

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Jose posted:

So who do all you German's want to win tonight?

I guess Netherlands what with the opportunity to have an ARG - BRA 3rd place match

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

how me a frog posted:

Meh, if we want Germany all we gotta do is send a dude again...

Peter Alexander???

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

they are currently singing "ORANGE TRÄGT NUR DIE MÜLLABFUHR"

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Smirr posted:

Neukölln

I'm sorry op

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Healbot posted:

Look at all these scrubs not having watched Italia '90 as infants or six year olds. :shepface:

I feel so old right now.

I did remember a bit of it, like a newspaper article that said something like "Danke, Klinsmann" when we won against someone we shouldn't have (Netherlands? cant remember) if it wasn't for his goal

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

JG Wentworth posted:

holy poo poo the suspense sucks, please dear baby jesus let muller score all the goals.

or Klose

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

GÖTZENABETUNG DEN GANZEN TAG LANG

man what a night we had yesterday, people jumping and screaming on the streets and even dancing with the police that was escorting the car caravans SCHLAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

System Metternich posted:



lol i cant breathe, Austrian tears are the best

oh god and I thought this morning couldn't get any better haha

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Schweinsteiger should have won the brawler of the tournament award yesterday imo

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

just one year short of the masterrace year

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

must have been a tourist trap where a Döner costs 5€ or it was the Super Maxi Size version with extra Gammelfleisch
Döner is normally 2.50 - 3€


and also this

Healbot posted:

Des interessiert mich ois ned, der Scheißdreck... Weltmeister san ma, den Pott ham wa... den Scheiß-Goldenen Schuh koast dir hinter die Ohren schmieren.

Which roughly translates to:

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

Freeman and slave, patrician and plebian, lord and serf, guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.

In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a complicated arrangement of society into various orders, a manifold gradation of social rank. In ancient Rome we have patricians, knights, plebians, slaves; in the Middle Ages, feudal lords, vassals, guild-masters, journeymen, apprentices, serfs; in almost all of these classes, again, subordinate gradations.

The modern bourgeois society that has sprouted from the ruins of feudal society has not done away with class antagonisms. It has but established new classes, new conditions of oppression, new forms of struggle in place of the old ones.

Our epoch, the epoch of the bourgeoisie, possesses, however, this distinct feature: it has simplified class antagonisms. Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing each other -- bourgeoisie and proletariat.

Bavarians are really into Marx I'm afraid to say.

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Smirr posted:

and I just did a lol and 360'd out of there

would love to see you do that

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Katana Gomai posted:

gently caress your scrub cities, Köln has the best döners and also everything else

or so sayeth the Kölnspeople

does Köln have a new city archive yet :smug:

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Katana Gomai posted:

Leverkusen is so good that we can afford to loving lend world champions to other teams to support them. :colbert:

Are you saying that the "Vizekusenfluch" is finally broken?

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

^haha, he is so salty he could be from Austria


Wengy posted:

gently caress off, a döner is 11 francs in Switzerland. loving cheap rear end German prices make me sick.

thats your own fault for being so poo poo to foreigners instead of keeping a few Turks and their food

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

indeed, when Hannibal crossed the Alpes he said "Fußlahme und Geschlechtskranke austreten" and thats how Switzerland was founded hth

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Wengy posted:

Let me share some unique Switzerland experience with you, in this very thread, because you are missing the subtlety. Instead of looking at the malformed, incest-ridden populace, consider the beautiful landscapes and the medieval city centers. Look for snowy peaks to appear, dissolve and then reappear right before your eyes as the sun rises behind the clouds on a dewy summer morning. Watch as the natives endearingly struggle to express themselves using actual human language, succeeding at perhaps the fifth try, certainly not the first. Watch the tight process of democratic decision making (no women, foreigners or fatties allowed). Don't appreciate the xenophobic law that was passed, appreciate the increasingly subtle racist referendums and initiatives yet to come, because it is getting difficult to clog the Swiss constitution with even more clauses that clash with the declaration of human rights.

Watch the instant pressure applied once foreigners, especially Germans, are spotted. Appreciate the monumental patience and discipline required to maintain a policy of cynical opportunism in all matters while avoiding annihilation at the hands of the scrub countries (all of them). Realize that the Swiss are making things that were incredibly difficult to do both politically and tactically even for the Nazis look so easy that it becomes boring.

Or you can just say lol Switzerland are boring and hate them.

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

woke up and we are still world champions, feels good

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Healbot posted:

Kramer asked the ref whether the game against Argentina was a final after being bodychecked. :D

poor guy has to be reminded daily that yes, Germany won the the whole thing

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Healbot posted:

Bayern tweeted it, his retirement is official. :negative:

gently caress, did they mention any reason for this

this is not how you do your duty for the Vaterland Herr Lahm, you play until you die to the last ball :colbert:

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Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

while standing on his toesa stool to stare him into the eyes

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