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I'm doing some hearty laughs at the Boateng picture and the Big Per caption. Sehr gut, OP. My prediction was going to be that Italy will end us in the semis, but it turns out they would have to come second in their group for that, and Uruguay's got that on lock. So I don't know.
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Jun 1, 2014 20:55
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That looked a mite offside, imho
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Jun 1, 2014 21:00
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rip reus. just rip. i'm so hype for the world cup
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Jun 6, 2014 20:31
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hopterque posted:Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk I hope Reus is ok, just looked like he rolled his ankle. 
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Jun 6, 2014 20:35
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that was sweet as gently caress. golazo imo
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Jun 6, 2014 20:54
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hopterque posted:MI RO SLAV KLOSEEEEEEEEEEEE! you misspelled mkhitaryan, but that's understandable
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Jun 6, 2014 21:11
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phwoar. i want to kiss poldi on the mouth, repeatedly, irl
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Jun 6, 2014 21:13
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Jun 6, 2014 21:16
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hopterque posted:
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Jun 6, 2014 21:23
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Lol, it took me 2 minutes of the song to get the pun. My brain is ready. Its coming home (ins Reich)
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Jun 12, 2014 11:50
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He's probably one of the weirdest people I've ever seen.
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The thing is, I can't really think of any situations where a player takes a hand/elbow/foot to the face and doesn't go down, even if it's as soft as yesterday. Even that little unexpected contact is enough to make you stop playing, and if you're gonna stop playing why not have a little sit down too? If nothing else had happened no one would be talking about that situation at all, but Pepe is a goshdarn psychopath rear end in a top hat, so...
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Jun 17, 2014 10:42
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I loved the guy who did Mexico - Cameroon and went "Eto'o... no, wait" any time any Cameroonian player did anything
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Jun 17, 2014 16:07
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• A former soccer pro lmao
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Jun 18, 2014 22:55
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Katana Gomai posted:I can't believe both Spain and England got eliminated before we even played our second game. Surreal. the most dangerous schedule...
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Jun 20, 2014 23:00
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Well, I aged about 10 years during the game, last 30 minutes especially. Good thing today only has garbage teams playing so I can relax and recover. Bench Khedira IMO. I don't know what to do about Lahm, I just don't know. Him being bad is a thing that's not supposed to happen. I also don't know about starting Klose, I guess I'd like it to happen but I'm not sure he's up for it.
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Jun 22, 2014 10:44
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hopterque posted:Yes, my point was that I was wondering what the injury was since it actually cost us a goal. Something about his hip/rear end/thigh muscles locking up during half time. Could hardly get up off the locker room bench according to Löw.
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Jun 22, 2014 12:04
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beer_war posted:Na super, Deutschland kriegt das Freilos im Achtelfinale. We got that Freilos when the groups were drawn. Group H was scandalously poo poo, and it wouldn't be any more dangerous if we had gotten Belgium. They struggled against two of the three worst teams in the tournament (Honduras is probably the worst) and also struggled against a kind of bad team (Algeria). Yes, 9 points, bla bla, but I think I'll put money on them losing to Oh Wait I Just Remembered My Grandpa Was Technically A US Citizen Men's National Team.
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Jun 27, 2014 00:49
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I want to kiss Neuer on his filthy disease-ridden Schalke lips. I predict that I will also want to drink myself to death during and after the France game. This was not a good game at all. What the gently caress was up with those millions of misplaced passes?
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Jul 1, 2014 01:01
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Oh yeah, because Pand reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIMmhPghepA everyone put this on repeat for the rest of the World Cup lmao. What a legend
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Jul 1, 2014 01:10
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"Das is mir völlig wurscht, wir sind unter den letzten acht und das zählt"
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scourgeofthe7bees posted:In every game, there are actually two teams on the field, which most Germans continuously fail to realize! Yes I know, but after one half of passing straight to the feet of Algerians who were admittedly pressing very well you'd think the German players would realize that their dumbass artistic through pass attempts only create a lot of counters and not much else. I don't know. Maybe they couldn't have done much else but it was really frustrating to watch.
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Jul 1, 2014 10:47
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They're in no way an authority on football, though. Or anything really, come to think of it. (Also their subscription hawkers out on the street are the loving worst)
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Jul 2, 2014 17:53
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I'm really hype. It's going to be one for the ages for sure, either way. Hopefully we'll see the Turniermannschaft finally turn up tomorrow. I'm not terribly hype about sitting on a train to Munich until 17:00. I booked that during the group stages and didn't look at who might be playing, and if die Bahn makes me miss a single second of the match or, hell, the anthems, I will do a terrorism
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Jul 3, 2014 21:34
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Teron D Amun posted:if you start in Berlin then I can guarantee that you will be late op I do start in Berlin. It will work. It must work. It will work!!
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Jul 3, 2014 23:09
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It's Südkreuz, mate. Stop trolling me  It will work
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Jul 4, 2014 08:34
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ephex posted:Why don't you just take your own taxi to Berlin instead then? Lol holy poo poo I made it with time to spare for those keeping score at home. Never in doubt. Same thing about the match. Now lets go some more you beautiful Hitlers
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Jul 4, 2014 17:56
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Haven't seen the trp consensus yet because of phoneposting but I think we might be the ones killing football this time around lol. Feels good man, but also bad. Lets get drunk
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Jul 4, 2014 19:10
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das war was, wa? das war durchaus etwas m.E.
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Jul 9, 2014 02:08
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I still can't believe it, what the gently caress. I'm also still drunk, maybe that's got something to do with it. Klose shattering Ronaldo's record against Brazil, in Brazil, in a 7-1, holy loving moly. Everything owns, OPs
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how me a frog posted:Meh, if we want Germany all we gotta do is send a dude again... Don't send him by car though
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Hegay posted:Can anyone translate this into Deutsch or English I can't, no, sorry. It's a bit hosed up because I'm a Berliner too and really should be able to understand it. But I can't. I'm sorry
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Enigma89 posted:Where in Berlin are you? Neukölln or maybe rather New Collogne
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Teron D Amun posted:I'm sorry op It's actually rather nice as long as you stick to the areas where the Americans don't want or fear to tread
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African AIDS cum posted:Any chance Germany bring on Thomas Hitzelsperger for the final? I think he could tear it up in midfield, chase Messi around, really get in him, make sure there are no prolapses in concentration, and spread panic among the Argentines I'm going to have to check the squad sheet for this one, OP. I'll get back to you
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As it turns out, he's not registered. It's a real shame too. drat, he could have been a game changer. Sucks to be us, I guess.
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Honj Steak posted:You actually look a tiny bit like Thomas Müller would look like if he didn't look like a 40-years-old marathon runner. Yeah. Katana Gomai posted:5 because you actually posted a pic Yeah!
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Healbot posted:Look at all these scrubs not having watched Italia '90 as infants or six year olds. I'm really mad that I have vague memories of stupid poo poo like the Berlin Wall and 3rd October 1990 but can't recall a single second of that World Cup.
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I'm so loving nervous. Guess I'd better start drinking soonish to calm the nerves.
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