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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Lets get this bucket of poo poo goin'!

Maybe we can dispel some mysteries too.

Rules for the thread:

1- Please dont post massive images that have nothing to do with the topic at hand
2- Dont start an all out war with SASS like I did. Higher ups frown on that.
3- No, im not going to kill myself. No, im not going to discuss what kinda gear I have in my crotch'al region.


Aparantly this thread may have a theme song now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c6vDxvOXhQ

psyopmonkey fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Jun 2, 2014

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

what's a troon

Its a transgender goon. Usually an awful person too.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Fandyien posted:

do u smoke weed

Nope! I have a career.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Mr. Mallory posted:

why do you refuse to believe that your "condition" is anything other than mental illness

Its not deemed a mental illness anymore. Im just living life and I didnt like being a dude, so I did something to like my life more.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

scalded schlong posted:

sex, gender, and sexuality are all one concrete, immutable, binary concept

how do you feel about this OP

I agree with it completely. Especially in western cultures. But, im willing to change to be happy.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I hate anime. Adventure time and regular show are the closest I get.

I prefer real shows; im watching Boardwalk Empire right now.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Bung Harmer posted:

Why haven't you made the world a better place and killed yourself?

I almost did once. Now im in a happier place and like my life. I also like who I am.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Pick posted:

do you think the Olestra jokes basically shut them down for no reason? Sometimes I still get the fat-free Pringles, no problem

Olestra is still used in certain diet pills.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Mrenda posted:

Before you went full time did you make your friends switch between names and pronouns depending on how you were presenting or did you use female pronouns while presenting male?


Also why has Hunter X Hunter not got the recognition it deserves as the supreme anime?

I started the process while I was still in the military. So I just "played boy" and transitioned gracefully. Now that im out of the military I still present as a dude for anything job or career related.

I never force pronouns or names on people. And, ill never correct someone for using the "wrong" pronoun.

I like to blend in as much as I can.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Mr. Mallory posted:

post his pic pls

Me in AIT at Bragg:


Me last week:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

paranoid randroid posted:

seen any good movies lately

I finally saw the Lego Movie. It was great!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Cucking Mama posted:

whats your endgame

I plan on being a happy person. Succeed in my career. And, live my life how I see fit.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

Why aren't you dead?

Perseverance.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Sabel posted:

Thoughts on Aimee Hanley

Dont know, dont care. And, im not gonna google it.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Voted Worst Mom posted:

You're pretty cute, op

Thanks! I still have a lot more work to be done. I am definitely better off than a lot of transchicks though... :aaaaa:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Kombotron posted:

how hosed up are you in the head from a scale of 1 to 10?

Probably about a 5.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Sabel posted:

psyopmonkey's been pretty civil as far as troons go please be nice, go after the megathread regulars instead

Lol... I say bring it. Its a silly comedy website, on the internet. People saying "mean things" to me doesnt effect me.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Might not. :colbert:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

The Monkey Man posted:

Have you noticed that a disproportionate number of transpeople are autistic?

I have noticed that the vast majority of the flag waving, assclown, internet transpeople are completely batcrap crazy. The rest are usually just average guys and gals living life.

Some of them are hidden in your midst right now...

We are among you.

*spooky music*

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Al Harrington posted:

if you haven't had your genitals removed/fashioned into female genitalia how does this differ from just cross dressing?

Im not gonna talk about my crotch situation; gotta keep a few mysteries about myself.
However, you do bring up a valid point. Where is the line between cross dressing and being the target gender?

I dont know, I dont care, and im not gonna try to figure it out.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Naerasa posted:

1) if you cut your dick off, can you give it to a person who is trying to turn their vagina into a dick?

2) if you can do this and you choose not to, are you transphobic?

3) are you sure you don't like anime? it's pretty great...

1- The process involves inverting the penile tissue. So no...

2- I dont know. Sure, why not.

3- I havent found an Anime that I like. Im sure there are some neat ones out there, but I have other shows im more interested in.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

vyst posted:

Would you please kill yourself, troon?

Nah, I like myself and I like my life. Pretty sure we already covered this.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Al Harrington posted:

what are you attracted to, have you been intimate with anyone and how does that can of worms go?

Im "bisexual", but I prefer women. Guy are just gross, annoying, needy, and just not that great. Maybe I havent found the right one yet.

I tell people up front that Im trans. I dont keep it some big mystery.

Basically, I act like an adult.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

bonestructure posted:

I've noticed that a lot of MtFs have military service backgrounds, usually in the super hard-rear end branches. Were you trying to cover your uneasiness about your identity by putting on a front of hyper-masculinity?

Also, I'm glad that you are happier with yourself and your life now. That's the name of the game.

100% this. I thought if I went into an MOS/job that was part of the special operations community I would cure all my icky trans thoughts. I also wanted to enlist to start a career in advertising; reason why I picked Psychological Operations.

Welp, I ended up starting a career in IT and also changing genders. Plans change and its all how you adapt to that.

There are a large amount of FtM in the military too.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Gazpacho posted:

i hear a lot of kids are trying something called "gender fluid", where can i get it?

I would try your local TrueValue hardware emporium.

You might be able to find it at Walmart.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?

Im only familiar with color coded key card systems. Please ask the talking goat.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Bung Harmer posted:

You don't shut the gently caress up about being trans and then when someone asks the only question that really matters you don't answer it.

It sounds like transchicks crotches really matter to you. I bet your porn history is hilarious.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Fajita Fiesta posted:

have you talked to your therapist about your need to constantly attention whore / feed your narccism / seek validation by posting your pics and posting about how much of a troon you are all over the forums at all times

Whoa whoa whoa. Im not some one trick pony.

Dont forget about my incessant cat threads and shitposting.

Come on now!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

why do you think goons & their various splinter groups are so fixated on trans people?read a bit of the trans thread in e/n earlier and most of them seem fairly normal.or have all the insane ones been run out by this point?

Its something to do and most goons dont seem to have much of a life. Why not fixate on a small population of people and pick their actions and lifestyle apart :3:

I sure hope to hell the crazy ones are gone.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Feminition posted:

where can a lady get hooked up w/ some transdude vag op

OKCupid.

*shudders*

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Fajita Fiesta posted:

what do you get out of posting about yourself so much though

Its a subject Im very familiar with.

A lot of people cant say the same.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Fajita Fiesta posted:

why are you so narsssiscit that all i care about srsly drat

I like myself! I think im a pretty neat person. I really dont see much validation from goons; its usually questions about my crotch and when im gonna kill myself.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Mrenda posted:

It can happen quite a lot. If your body and life was off-putting and caused you discomfort until you did something to address it, as you became more comfortable with yourself you'd be more inclined to show yourself off. People who lose a lot of weight do it, people who get into body building do it, people who have achieved something in life after a lot of work like to show it off, etc. It's pretty normal behavior and I'm surprised when people don't understand it.

As life continues most people just get back to living their lives without any need for external validation.

Hey... You stop being an adult in here. Using common sense and logic will not be tolerated!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Zzulu posted:

gently caress swans

Get denar?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Germstore posted:

Any regrets about not being super hot anymore (no homo)?

Not sure what you mean. Im the same person. Doesnt cuteness transfer over?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

FreudianSlippers posted:

What's the frequency, Kenneth?!?

5.8GHZ channel 6

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Im a fan of that lil bird friend. Not a fan of the image size.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

MOOBS! posted:

Ever stick your spoon into some troon poon and cum a little too soon?

Nah, but I do eat ice cream with a fork.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Kiwi Ghost Chips posted:

psyopmonkey pls repost the tmt drawings

Oh, I deleted those in a hurry...

They were soooo awful!

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

idgi

why be a woman?!

Im a glutton for punishment and oppression I guess. :3:

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