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FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

sabel is my friend please be nice to him

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FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012


then im going to have to gently caress you up, bitch

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

lol is this dude really from sass

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Mr. Mallory posted:

sabel thinks every anti tranny person in this thread is step aside

quiet you

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Mr. Mallory posted:

sorry, never been there

sshhhh sssshhh

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Enid Coleslaw posted:

Wow I just can't believe that guy thought those pictures of ugly women who have had too much surgery were trannys.

yeah all the trans chicks I've seen look way better

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

King Vidiot posted:

If you wouldn't suck that woman's dick then you're totally gay.

agreed

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Maoist Pussy posted:

I really doubt Sabel did that though?

sabel is way cooler than you

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Maoist Pussy posted:

I don't like dick, actually. It is really problematic that you would consider that an insult, however. You should really check your internalized homophobia.

everyone likes dick

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Smoking Crow posted:

why won't you agree to sex w/ me

dick denial

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Maoist Pussy posted:

No, that's tits. Everyone likes tits. (on women)

im going to send you some dick pics please send a pic of your dick in return to prove that you're not hard

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

i can confirm that Maoist Pussy does not like dick

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

killyoureparents posted:

please copypaste the image url so i can click it. im not typin that poo poo out

no what if i get in trouble

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012


please do not associate hakase with your weird penis

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

[Intro:Annotate André 3000]
Yeah, this one right here goes out to all the baby's mommas, mommas
Mommas, mommas, baby mommas, mommas, yeah, go like this

[Hook: André 3000]
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times

[Verse 1: Big Boi]
My baby's drama momma, don't like me, she be doing things like
Having them boys come from her neighborhood to the studio tryna fight me
She need to get a piece of the American pie and take her bite out
That's my house, I'll disconnect the cable and turn the lights out
And let her know her grandchild is a baby, and not a paycheck
Private school, daycare, poo poo medical bills I pay that
I love your mom and everything, but see I ain't the only one who laid down
She wanna rib you up to start a custody war, my lawyers stay down
poo poo, you never got a chance to hear my side of the story we was divided
She had fish fries and cookouts for my child's birthday I ain't invited
Despite it, I show her the utmost respect when I fall through
All you, do is defend that lady when I call you, yeah

[Hook]

[Bridge: André 3000]
Me and your daughter, got a special thang going on
You say it's puppy love, we say it's full grown
Hope that we feel this, feel this way forever
You can plan a pretty picnic, but you can't predict the weather, Ms. Jackson

[Verse 2: André 3000]
Ten times out of nine, now if I'm lying, find
The quickest muzzle throw it on my mouth and I'll decline
King meets queen, then the puppy love thing
Together dream 'bout that crib with the Goodyear swing
On the oak tree, I hope we feel like this forever
Forever, forever ever, forever ever?
Forever never seems that long until you're grown
And notice that the day by day ruler can't be too wrong
Ms. Jackson my intentions were good, I wish I could
Become a magician to abracadabra all the sadder
Thoughts of me, thoughts of she, thoughts of he
Asking what happened to the feeling that her and me had
I pray so much about it need some knee pads
It happened for a reason one can't be mad
So know this, know that everything's cool
And yes, I will be present on the first day of school, and graduation

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Big Boi]
"Look at the way he treats me", poo poo, look at the way you treat me
You see your little nosy-rear end homegirls, done got your rear end sent up the creek
G, without a paddle, you left to straddle and ride this thing on out
And I knew you and your girl ain't speaking no more
Cause my dick all in her mouth
Know what I'm talking 'bout jealousy, infidelity, envy
Cheating to beating, envy and to the G they be the same thing
So who you placing the blame on, you keep on singing the same song
Let bygones be bygones, you can go on and get the hell on
You and your momma

[Hook]

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Enid Coleslaw posted:

How is it that the dudes with anime avatars in this thread have somehow managed to be more consistently embarassing than transphobic gimmick dude and heh heh kill yourself guy.

[Intro]
Nobody likes the records that you play
Nobody likes the records that you play
Nobody likes the records that you play
Nobody likes the records that you play
Alright, nobody likes the records that you play
No-no-no-nobody

[Verse 1]
All I know is cash money hoes, get it with me, get it with me
All I know is cash money guns, bust 'em with me, bust 'em with me
All I know is alcohol and surrp, ey' sip that with me, s-sip that with me
All I know is SPARK, Platoon
Ey' gently caress the world man they still don't know
In my hood they call me the Cola Coke
Patrol and approach, control to promote
Goon life, your bitch deep in her throat
We both know there's no photo
So when the cats are out they get [?]
gently caress your internet beef
Most goons on my team ain't even got real 3G
Motherfucker like now what
In the back of the whip with the back of your bitch and it's been four hours
Watching that old Russian mob on Worldstar
My boys went hard, toured like we on grandma yard
Never bow down like I need blee
My heart gone but my bitch bad
My gun loaded, my Speedo bag
When a cop asking fast
Bust it out then Phelps and splash!
My guns is my crutches, I'm paralyzed smoking dutches
In my life I'm self-thought, my system is scrumptious
Like SPARK is

Watchu' know 'bout a sponsorship boy
Killa

[Bridge]
Nobody likes the records that you play
Nobody likes the records that you play
Alright, nobody likes the records that you play
No-no-no-nobody
Nobody likes the records that you play
Nobody likes the records that you play
No-no-no-nobody
Nobody likes the records that you play

[Verse 2]
All I know is cash money hoes, get it with me, get it with me
All I know is cash money guns, bust 'em with me, bust 'em with me
All I know is alcohol and surrp, ey' sip that with me, s-sip that with me
All I know is SPARK, Platoon
Mixinn' SOUP
With a gat and a fresh platoon tattoo
Dice fate goons, Paper Platoon
Up all night, watch Sailor Moon
We train like militants in the rain
Our set stay vigilant, move that 'caine
Saddle with a sack in your crib with a K
Took advantage of you slouch rear end (fucka)
Motherfucker, we banging your bitches
You snitches dial three digits
As we steamrolling through kitchens
Stealing cash phones and your womens
Charlie move the molly, probably mixed with something dodgy
Soggy wheatie got me coffee coffee
Got the hottest call it sake
[??]
Busting they heads, you see bukakke
loving dem sweatshops, steal full 'raris
Making them starbucks like the coffee
Hit the swap meet and move some property, probably
Busting shots out in public, checking checks
That Czech republic, either we mobbing
Or we trapping we some goblins
Killa, what's happening cause you
drat case with a butterball bitch
In the drat basket, motherfuc-

*blam blam*

[Outro]
Nobody likes the records that you play
Nobody likes the records that you play
Alright, nobody likes the records that you play
Round up them goons
No-no-no-nobody
Nobody likes the records that you play
Nobody likes the records that you play
No-no-no-nobody
Nobody likes the records that you play
SPARK
No-no-no-nobody
Nobody likes the records that you play

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Stoic Commie posted:

i think it's weird that i've seen several posters with anime avatars very enthusiastically post sparkmastertape lyrics, why is that rap so specifically accessible to broke rear end basement honkeys



is it because he's anonymous so could potentially be not black?



or 12 years old?

[Verse 1: Slug]
Smart went crazy, truth went trendy
The story got lazy so I rewrote the ending
Manipulated the entry, more user-friendly
Now a city full of pain pills and tattoos defend me
I waver from the dead to the half-dead
Grey space between the fan base and the crackhead
Sunset, sailboat set course for hell
A cross and a hammer, but you'll have to get some nails
Take credit, for anything embedded in the edit
As long as you meant it when you said it
And all of the kids laugh, when you admit that
It mighta been witchcraft that made my noose fit bad
Well I'mma act like I don't give a make love
Take what I got to teach everyone to break stuff
I'mma act like there's poison in the pancakes
And amputate the one that wasn't loyal with the handshake
Proud to know ya, Minnesota missle
Never sold coke and I never had to hold a pistol
Civil and simple, but set the freak show loose on the nipple
Watch her whole fuckin' titty ripple
It's why we battle, it's why we travel
It's why the mascot thinks that I'm an rear end in a top hat
We made the team without puttin' on a uniform
Smart went nuts and rode a unicorn through the storm

[Hook: Slug]
Smart went crazy, but where did you go?
Smart went crazy, but where did you go?
Smart went crazy, but where did you go?
Smart went crazy, where did you go now?

[Verse 2: Slug]
Smart went crazy, kissed Miss Daisy
Loved you when everyday was Christmas, baby
Maybe, we can take it back to the way we was
Still on some "What have you done for me lately?"
No gravy if the bass is porkface
Tour dates ate my big little brother's court case
Poor taste got passed off as gourmet
This beer is foreplay
We'll meet up at your place
I sting like a first divorce, or them first Newports
Whatever hurts you more
"You're headed for self destruction" been there, did that
Kicked back with the wrong angel to gently caress with
Carved my charm into your arms
gently caress around, unravel this tall ball of yarn
Snuck round back to disarm the alarm
From the plantation to the reservation to the farms
And nobody knows where you'll end up
Only guarantee in life is death or a headfuck
Yeah, you thought it was a set up, well guess what
Now you can catch up with the rest of my "Best Of"
I got a few blocks left before I reach my destination
And retrieve my breath
And God blessed every step I stole
Just to let me know, she wouldn't ever let me go

[Hook: Slug] (2X)

[Outro: Slug] (4X)
Smart went crazy, the rubber band went snap
This goes to those that hold it down 'til I get back
Hold on to me, grow along with me
I don't know where I'm goin' but I'll end up in your arms

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Stoic Commie posted:

i think it's weird that i've seen several posters with anime avatars very enthusiastically post sparkmastertape lyrics, why is that rap so specifically accessible to broke rear end basement honkeys



is it because he's anonymous so could potentially be not black?



or 12 years old?

its because i have good taste in entertainment, btw

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

go back to the the anime poo poo. No one cacares


psyopmonkey posted:

No more anime please. Its just plain awful.

Adventure Time and Regular show GIFs would be cool though. :3:

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

no one cares!

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

This one is ok... It has a cat!

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

again. no one cares.

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012


welcome brother

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

After I take a shower, do my hair, and start my day.

So... 30min from now?

i cant wait that long

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Marxist Hobo posted:

i want to stick my penis, inside another penis, like that one video except with my cock instead of a dildo

i saw a picture of this it was cool

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

You guys must think about porn and sex more than anyone else on the planet.

Everything is PENIS VAJ VAJ BOOBIES PENIS TRANNY PENIS with you guys.

There is a big wide world of neat topics out there.

sex is cool and good

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Maoist Pussy posted:

No, destroy them and cause them pain.

please go outside jfc

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Maoist Pussy posted:

I just got back from yoga, dumbass.

uh huh

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Marxist Hobo posted:

I want to have sex with a numb scar between someone's legs

there a worse things to put your dick in

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FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012


anything that's not a real vagina

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