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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Why haven't you made the world a better place and killed yourself?

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Rynex posted:

what makes you different from a regular goon

the fact he wants to chop off his dick, turn his colon into a fake pussy, inject chinese horse piss, shave his skull, all in the name of looking 1% more like a woman. I've seen psypopmonkey and he ain't fooling anyone.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

if you're lucky maybe he'll let you dilate his colon 'vagina' hole.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

psyopmonkey posted:

I have noticed that the vast majority of the flag waving, assclown, internet transpeople are completely batcrap crazy. The rest are usually just average guys and gals living life.


"No really guys. Troons are batshit crazy. I'm one of the normal ones."


lol

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

psyopmonkey posted:

Im not gonna talk about my crotch situation; gotta keep a few mysteries about myself.

You don't shut the gently caress up about being trans and then when someone asks the only question that really matters you don't answer it.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Sabel posted:

Bung Harmer tell us about your dick how big is it do you shave, and if so how closely or do you just trim, inquiring minds want to know

It's not very impressive and I don't shave at all. It's a loving jungle down there.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

psyopmonkey posted:

It sounds like transchicks crotches really matter to you. I bet your porn history is hilarious.

Tbh i am pretty fascinated by the concept of turning an rear end in a top hat into a vagina. Who the hell figured that out.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

please tell me you're moving to some awful euro country and not my beloved canada

I think he's moving to Thailand with Aatrek.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

psyopmonkey posted:

Im not really into music.

Aside from murdering brown people overseas you're the least interesting troon.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Man Whore posted:

the trans thread literally sees it as a slur.

The best part is the fact that the trans goons actually came up with the name. It was the cis male SJW's who came in and told them it was bad.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

psyopmonkey posted:

I haven't had sex in about 5 years. Its just not something Im into.

There is clearly something wrong with you and I don't think cutting off your dick is going to fix it.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

whoflungpoop posted:

I've chatted with the OP on a number of occasions before and she's cool as all hell (despite the fact that she's a cat lover). When i saw she posted this thread i knew what would go down and that she'd handle it all with honesty and grace and in the manner of a goddamn boss.

Haters can, among other courses of action, suck my dick (quickly, as I need to return it)

do you want to gently caress the OP or vice versa

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

psyopmonkey posted:

I dont deal with the public.

Noticing a pattern here.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

psyopmonkey posted:

Nah, I just wanted to let goons know that not all troons are completely insane.

:laugh:

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

gently caress the ROW posted:

I keep rerolling my mental illness but I'm just getting low tier bonuses to faggotry. Did I spec wrong? Is it even possible to roll a troon with these base stats?

You have to pick the guy with the back story involving sexual abuse as a child.

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