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Here's a bit of an effort post from someone who lives in Greece and identifies as trans-ethnic quasi-Grecian. The Greek Men's National Team aka the zonalmarking.com team of the decade  Best known for: Anti-football, making Ronaldo cry in 2004  A bit of history: Greek international football was a joke until 2004, when Greece unexpectedly won the Euro, much to the chagrin of the entire nation of Portugal and everyone who loves fast-paced, attacking football. The only World Cup appearance of the GMNT before that (barring a "decent" (read: completely uneventful) participation in the 1980 Euro) was a piss-poor performance in the 1994 World Cup, the first one Greece ever participated in. With typical Greek bombast, player interviews before the trip to the US were full of blind ambition and delusional hope ("We've never participated in a World Cup before so no one knows what to expect. Who knows, we might even win the Cup! - Stratos Apostolakis, 1994). Instead, Greece lost 4-0 to Maradonna's and Batistuta's Argentina, 4-0 to Stoichkov's Bulgaria and "just" 2-0 to Nigeria. As (bad) luck would have it, Greece once again drew Argentina and Nigeria in the 2010 World Cup. The GMNT was defeated by Argentina and South Korea, but managed a 2-1 victory over Nigeria, which also marked the very first World Cup goals ever scored by Greece. The current squad As expected and in accordance with tradition, the GMNT is basically a mashup of Olympiacos and Panathinaikos players (with a few PAOK players in the mix) plus a handful of noteworthy internationals who mostly play in Italy, Germany, Turkey and the UK. I'm not a huge follower of the laughable Greek championship outside supporting PAOK so I regret to say I can't provide a write-up for each player. Feel free to add any information or humorous observation you'd like about each player, especially where they fall on the Potential Rapist Look scale. Official Goalkeepers: Orestis Karnezis (Granada)  Panagiotis Glykos (PAOK)  Stefanos Kapino (Panathinaikos)  Defenders: Kostas Manolas (Olympiacos)  José Holebas (Olympiacos)  Sokratis Papastathopoulos (Dortmund)  Vasilis Torosidis (Roma)  Giorgos Tzavelas (PAOK)  Loukas Vyntra (Levante)  Vaggelis Moras (Verona)  Midfielders: Alexandros Tziolis (Kayserispor)  Andreas Samaris (Olympiacos)  Giannis Maniatis (Olympiacos)  Kostas Katsouranis (PAOK)  Giorgos Karagounis (Fulham)  Panagiotis Tachtsidis (Torino)  Ioannis Fetfatzidis (Genoa)  Lazaros Christodoulopoulos (Bologna)  Panagiotis Kone (Bologna)  Forwards: Dimitris Salpingidis (PAOK)  Giorgios Samaras (Celtic, until recently)  Kostas Mitroglou (Fulham, not for much longer probably)  Fanis Gekas (Konyaspor)  Coach: Fernando Santos, of Porto (and PAOK) fame  World Cup 2014 Group:  Stray observations I assure you that while everyone in Greece is proud of the team (especially after 2004), absolutely no one is proud of the anti-football, bus-parking tactics employed since then, mostly out of being desperate not to suffer defeats like 4-0 again. Santos is aiming at doing away with the score-one-lucky-header-goal-then-park-the-bus tactic and I sincerely hope he achieves that at least for the sake of watching attractive football if not for the sake of actually winning matches.
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Here's a repost of Ninja Stebe's informative post that goes into more detail than the OP It looks like this  They've got a lot of islands or something idk They won the Euros in 2004 by never leaving their own half and having big hairy men win headers for 90 minutes. Wikipedia tells me the team is known as Ethniki (National) Piratiko (The Pirate Ship) Galanolefki (Sky blue-white) They've got some players, I have no idea if they're good or not Panagiotis Glykos  He's a goalkeeper probably Sokratis Papastathopoulos  His name is too long to fit on his shirt, also a nutter. While the Greek centre back may not head the ball too well he has very few weakness’ on the whole. Add to this some great pace, general defensive attributes and hunger to work the pitch and you have a photo of him. Vangelis Moras  I signed him on Football Manager once Georgios "Giorgos" Karagounis  Unemployed. Wouldn't sign for Melbourne Victory so I hate him. Ioannis Fetfatzidis  He resembles Lionel Messi when it comes to his diminutive height. Georgios Samaras  Hairy Konstantinos Mitroglou  Fulham's record signing, he's completely poo poo. Go Greece!
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May 26, 2014 01:26
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those are some ugly looking meds
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May 26, 2014 05:28
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The Greek civilization has been around long enough that they should have invented razors by now.
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May 26, 2014 06:34
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Imagine I posted Mr Mambos bearded ladies here.
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May 26, 2014 16:27
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viva el fulham! We released Karagounis too.
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May 26, 2014 18:46
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I think it was in Euro 2012 where only 1 player had a name not ending in "S." So, Greece
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May 26, 2014 22:20
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almost all male surnames end in -s with a few ending in -ou
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May 26, 2014 22:28
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I keep reading Park in the thread title and thinking this is the South Korea thread
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May 26, 2014 22:31
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Sandwolf posted:So, Greece Not sponsored by BIC, Gillette, Wilkinson, Philips, Schick, Braun, Remmington, WAHL or L'Oreal.
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May 26, 2014 22:31
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Kone and Tachtsidis are both tidy players. Kone singlehandedly defeated Napoli twice while playing on a relegation doomed side, including one of the best volleys/overheads that I've ever seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGZqfcyYXU I didn't realize Moras was Greek.
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May 26, 2014 22:34
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Where's our fuckin money, Greece?
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May 26, 2014 22:46
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I liked how the OP had a million pictures of men with their names? Informative.
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May 26, 2014 22:56
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I'm sorry it's the best I could do
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May 26, 2014 23:02
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You could cover all of their faces except for the noses and i would say with 100% certainty that they were Greeks. you can spot a Greek for miles.
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May 27, 2014 01:16
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WE GOT THROUGH!
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Jun 26, 2014 03:11
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We will stop you, Campbells knows half your team!
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Jun 26, 2014 03:13
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Drogadon posted:We will stop you, Campbells knows half your team! Honestly cannot see how we will get past Costa Rica, just happy to be playing in the 16 though. We actually played decent football and was relatively enjoyable to watch unlike the first two matches.
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Jun 26, 2014 03:16
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Drogadon posted:We will stop you, Campbells knows half your team! he'll be reminded of the vicious racist chants and golden dawn salutes and he'll be mad triggered and out of the game.
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Jun 26, 2014 10:21
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TraderStav posted:Honestly cannot see how we will get past Costa Rica, just happy to be playing in the 16 though. We actually played decent football and was relatively enjoyable to watch unlike the first two matches. I agree with this, the last match was a joy to watch, can't remember the last time I saw a Greek offence that didn't rely on long lobs to a single striker who mysteriously never managed to get there in time. Shame about all the crossbar hits, I think we've had like 5 or 6 in this entire WC, 3 during Tuesday's match alone.
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Jun 26, 2014 10:23
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Gorgeous Samaras is cool. I thought it was really nice of him that he went to console the keeper after the final whistle.
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Jun 26, 2014 10:27
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emanresu tnuocca posted:Gorgeous Samaras is cool. I thought it was really nice of him that he went to console the keeper after the final whistle. it was and every greek facebook page has been reposting this video like mad https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=828580570493458
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Jun 26, 2014 10:29
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Maradonna Summer posted:it was and every greek facebook page has been reposting this video like mad That's me watching this in 1998: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Bdsjm0E6E Also me posting now.
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Jun 26, 2014 10:43
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emanresu tnuocca posted:Gorgeous Samaras is cool. I thought it was really nice of him that he went to console the keeper after the final whistle. He's a good guy. His mother is from my father's village and he's met him many times. I just need to coordinate a visit the same time he's there.
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Things move fast once heartstrings are plucked. http://www.ekathimerini.com/4dcgi/_w_articles_wsite5_1_26/06/2014_540874 A Facebook campaign began today to collect money and send Samaras' #1 fan to Brazil to watch the match against Costa Rica. The money was raised within hours by EPO, the Greek Football Federation, and mission accomplished.jpg
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Jun 26, 2014 18:02
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Maradonna Summer posted:Things move fast once heartstrings are plucked. Greece is cool 
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Jun 26, 2014 19:00
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Maradonna Summer posted:EPO, the Greek Football Federation makes you think
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Jun 26, 2014 20:15
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Fernando Santos come home please, tia
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Jun 26, 2014 21:56
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Jun 26, 2014 22:01
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 Kurtofan posted:Greece is cool
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Jun 26, 2014 22:44
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Mans posted:Fernando Santos come home please, tia he probably is, he's stated that he's moving on from the GMNT after the world cup regardless of the results
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Jun 27, 2014 00:25
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emanresu tnuocca posted:Gorgeous Samaras is cool. I thought it was really nice of him that he went to console the keeper after the final whistle. He's a cheating, diving piece of poo poo. He's bound for that circle of Dante's hell for diving cunts and the keeper can throw him thistles. gently caress that guy.
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Jun 27, 2014 01:24
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never a dive. if it was may god strike down my hair e: http://gfycat.com/DesertedWhisperedFlickertailsquirrel Maradonna Summer fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Jun 27, 2014 |
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Jun 27, 2014 01:32
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I've been to greece and it sucks
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Jun 27, 2014 01:37
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This is a golden dawn for football in Greece, to be sure.
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Jun 27, 2014 09:34
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Samaras invites the kid to Brazil to watch the match with Costa Rica: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro3Oa074NTI The kid's family are leaving on vacation so they can't come.  Here's wee jay negging samaras really hard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgLas7q9coI
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Jun 27, 2014 10:08
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I like that.
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Jun 27, 2014 10:38
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Karagounis has retired from international football after the penalty loss last night. He's 37 and has been on the team since 1999, so it's not a huge surprise.
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Maradonna Summer posted:Samaras invites the kid to Brazil to watch the match with Costa Rica: poo poo parents imo
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