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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Pissflaps posted:

Argentina were hopeless in the Falklands war they got a proper spanking.

They beat you lot where it matters the most: at the World Cup.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

El Hefe posted:

They beat you lot where it matters the most: at the World Cup.

Try telling that to the innocent falkland islanders that they terrorised.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Pissflaps posted:

Try telling that to the innocent falkland islanders that they terrorised.

Bestiality is a crime.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Messi's still vomiting all over the place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv7BSuAAoo8

I guess Argentina's doctors didn't get the right cocktails?

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
This are the official photos that will be used during the tournament

*Click the image to see more.

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
who in the gently caress keeps yanking the youtub vids :/

Alfajor
Jun 10, 2005

The delicious snack cake.

hecko posted:

This are the official photos that will be used during the tournament

*Click the image to see more.

Did they use Instagram to take these? They look terrible.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Did you know that Di Maria has a long lost cuban brother who sings reggaeton? Link is probably nws idk

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Drogadon posted:

Did you know that Di Maria has a long lost cuban brother who sings reggaeton? Link is probably nws idk

I am really freaked out by the shape of this dude's body what the hell he's like an actual IRL stick figure.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001


:swoon:
twitter has been a good source of pics

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Messi is ready for Brazil.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



I had a dream just like this.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!






Poor Carlitos, but I laughed...

SandersPacheco
Jul 15, 2004

Faster than light

Drogadon posted:

Poor Carlitos, but I laughed...

lmao rip apache

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
FIFA are throwing a hissy fit because Argentina did this in their last friendly before the WC



lol

TerryLennox
Oct 12, 2009

There is nothing tougher than a tough Mexican, just as there is nothing gentler than a gentle Mexican, nothing more honest than an honest Mexican, and above all nothing sadder than a sad Mexican. -R. Chandler.

Pissflaps posted:

Argentina were hopeless in the Falklands war they got a proper spanking.

Only because the Brits and the gringos used their connections to prevent the Argies from getting more Exocets. Otherwise, there would have been MANY more sinkings. Or Thatcher would've nuked Buenos Aires, if Mitterrand's memoirs are to be believed.

Alfajor
Jun 10, 2005

The delicious snack cake.
How about that Messi guy?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


We have like no defense at all. I'm sure this won't kill us whenever we face an actual good team.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Lavezzi owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxRcQkKg6Xc

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Remember when he grabbed Zlatan's nose celebrating a goal?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Alfajor posted:

How about that Messi guy?

He just might drag this poo poo defence to doing well in the tournament now that they don't have a coked-up Maradona as a manager. It's kind of crazy.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Nah, it's the same poo poo team like 2010, shut down Messi and you win 4:0.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Aguero is out for the rest of the world cup

Alfajor
Jun 10, 2005

The delicious snack cake.
:ohdear: Let's go Argentina :ohdear:

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Buenos Aires today during the game.

substitute
Aug 30, 2003

you for my mum

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

We have like no defense at all. I'm sure this won't kill us whenever we face an actual good team.

Argentina.txt

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Di Maria confirmed out for the rest of the WC.

loving Germany and Netherlands got really lucky with injuries and suspensions against their rivals...

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

El Hefe posted:

Di Maria confirmed out for the rest of the WC.

loving Germany and Netherlands got really lucky with injuries and suspensions against their rivals...

Hmm sounds like some UEFA supremacy.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Really does, I can see it from the foam forming in your mouth.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
I'm glad Higuain finally decided to show up and Agüero might be back for the semi final.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

El Hefe posted:

Di Maria confirmed out for the rest of the WC.

loving Germany and Netherlands got really lucky with injuries and suspensions against their rivals...

Lol yeah those Germans got really luck on the injury front, that's certainly true.....

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
RIP Alfredo Di Stefano. :(

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
I just read that Rojo reached a higher speed than Robben (31.8 vs 31.6 km/h) so I hope we'll see lots of idiots running really fast today

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


tetsman posted:

I just read that Rojo reached a higher speed than Robben (31.8 vs 31.6 km/h) so I hope we'll see lots of idiots running really fast today

Robben peaked at 37km/h.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Not according to Fifa's advanced stats http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/statistics/players/distance.html You can sort players by top speed

E: Also, apparently the 37kmh thing was a typo http://resources.fifa.com/mm/document/tournament/competition/02/37/03/94/eng_03_0613_esp-ned_ned_teamstatistics.pdf

advanced statsman fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Jul 9, 2014

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

right argies, you're the only hope for my balls

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
ARUBA, BONAIRE Y CURAÇAO SON ARGENTINAS CARAJO

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Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
"We might be a poo poo country but we got to the final in the world cup haha" - my country

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