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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

El Hefe posted:

ARUBA, BONAIRE Y CURAÇAO SON ARGENTINAS CARAJO

cant believe El Hefe would change team

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



El Hefe posted:

ARUBA, BONAIRE Y CURAÇAO SON ARGENTINAS CARAJO

lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Hegay posted:

cant believe El Hefe would change team

I'm very adaptable

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Vamos Argentina la concha de su madre!

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Best thing for Argentina is that they'll go into the final as the plucky underdogs, no one expects them to beat Germany.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Everyone: BRASIL, DECIME QUE SE SIENTE...

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

El Hefe posted:

Best thing for Argentina is that they'll go into the final as the plucky underdogs, no one expects them to beat Germany.

they're underdogs because this world cup, much like the falklands, does not belong to Argentina.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Argentine, as the name says, is the land of the silver. It's absolutely ok for them having won today's game for 2nd place.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Gotta say it'd be really funny if Brazil spent however many billion dollars only to watch Argentina win a World Cup.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

El Hefe posted:

ARUBA, BONAIRE Y CURAÇAO SON ARGENTINAS CARAJO

Same.

Alfajor
Jun 10, 2005

The delicious snack cake.

El Hefe posted:

Gotta say it'd be really funny if Brazil spent however many billion dollars only to watch Argentina win a World Cup.

And end in 4th place, too :laugh:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

El Hefe posted:

Gotta say it'd be really funny if Brazil spent however many billion dollars only to watch Argentina win a World Cup.

It's really a win-win final.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

El Hefe posted:

Gotta say it'd be really funny if Brazil spent however many billion dollars only to watch Argentina win a World Cup.

11 (eleven) billion dollars.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jT0g5eC1kM

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
lmao the argies are gonna get owned hard and they'll probably kill themselves

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

El Hefe posted:

ARUBA, BONAIRE Y CURAÇAO SON ARGENTINAS CARAJO

Don't forget San Martino!

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Literally se les abrió el culo en el partido contra Holanda jaja.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?

Polidoro posted:

Literally se les abrió el culo en el partido contra Holanda jaja.

Fue en solidaridad con el pueblo brasileño.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Wait, do you use the expression "se me abrió el culo" to mean you had a sudden stroke of good luck in Argentina? I didn't check that before I posted.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Not "se me abrio el culo" but we use everything else related to culo = suerte.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


tetsman posted:

lmao the argies are gonna get owned hard and they'll probably kill themselves

This is a wrong opinion please correct it by Sunday

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

hecko posted:

Not "se me abrio el culo" but we use everything else related to culo = suerte.

Then my joke drowned while crossing the charco.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Alejandro Sabella will be stop being Argentina's manager after the final.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
I heard that before the Belgium game but I thought it was bullshit. Wonder what's going on.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Probably got an offer from China or something.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Sabella is a joke manager so it shouldn't be weird tbh

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Lo vi demasiado nervioso

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

tetsman posted:

Sabella is a joke manager so it shouldn't be weird tbh

"lol Sabella" - Argentina
(not an ironic post, Sabella is a big clown)

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Sabella looks like a 60 year old baby.

I can't believe the World Cup final is going to have Löw on one bench and Sabella on the other, two clowns.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Give me a Bilardo, a Bielsa, a Menotti, a Basile. Sabella does not have either a) a big nose or b) hoarse voice, so he sucks.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Pochoclo posted:

Give me a Bilardo, a Bielsa, a Menotti, a Basile. Sabella does not have either a) a big nose or b) hoarse voice, so he sucks.

would you take a Simeone?

(also lol at Grondona's kid being implicated in the ticket scalping scandal, he learned well at the feet of his father)

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Troy Queef posted:

would you take a Simeone?

(also lol at Grondona's kid being implicated in the ticket scalping scandal, he learned well at the feet of his father)

Grondona's son is an rear end in a top hat, he was part of directvsports shows and he sucked so much, I'm glad they got rid of him.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

El Hefe posted:

Grondona's son is an rear end in a top hat, he was part of directvsports shows and he sucked so much, I'm glad they got rid of him.

guess this just means being an rear end in a top hat is hereditary

I would say bring back Pékerman, but Grondona hates jews so that's a nonstarter

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?

El Hefe posted:

Grondona is an rear end in a top hat.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Grondona is a cartoonishly evil bastard. I'm like tangentially related to the soccer scene so I know a bunch of people who know him and yeah, he's a bad man.

It's like every single head of every single soccer organization worldwide is an evil gently caress.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Pochoclo posted:

Grondona is a cartoonishly evil bastard. I'm like tangentially related to the soccer scene so I know a bunch of people who know him and yeah, he's a bad man.

It's like every single head of every single soccer organization worldwide is an evil gently caress.

They're all cartoonishly evil and very old, I bet they all met up with the old Parayguan CONMEBOL chair and got on the same never-die-ever tech as Stroessner.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
My neighbor is flying a German flag (Not sure why, but it is for the cup). I have to go find an Argentina one now in order to escalate the neighborhood rivalry.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Just one grondona, ticket to me

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Sheffield United were going to sign Maradona for £200k but their management decided that was too expensive and signed Sabella for £160k instead when Maradnna was 17 lol

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Jose posted:

Sheffield United were going to sign Maradona for £200k but their management decided that was too expensive and signed Sabella for £160k instead when Maradnna was 17 lol

Barcelona sold Maradona when he was already a superstar because as always we had a poo poo retard president, the same president who sold Ronaldo after he scored more goals than anyone ever had in Europe.

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