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Mean Bean Machine posted:Forgot about this. He's a dirty oval office wherever he goes, I'm glad he's on our side. He's the Portuguese Materazzi and hell, that's a good thing.
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 "Miguel Veloso, with rolled-up shorts so they don't get wet: "Usually i only train in the morning, so i can play Playstation all day." lmao tell me this isn't a photoshop Bruno Alves loving murdered Rodrigo's legs and he's still recovering. The motherfucker will obliterate Altidore and will kick some German knees all the way to Cape Verde (or Saint Helena, depending on the wind conditions). I'm not sure how he'll deal with Ghana. They are a very tough tribe, one of the few people stronger than the Portuguese. and lmao at Duda, Adrien, André Martins or Cédric Soares staying home while André "do a turn with the ball and lose it immediatly" Almeida, Helder "i'm literally mentally retarded" Postiga and Hugo "i shot a football really hard one time so now i get called up all the time" Almeida are going to Brazil. anyway who the gently caress cares, much like Benfica last year was Oblak + 10 idiots, Portugal will be Ronaldo + 10. So let's give him the proper respect    
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Mans posted:and Hugo "i shot a football really hard one time so now i get called up all the time" Almeida are going to Brazil. But what a shot that was. I mean, the guy's a turd, but this has got to be one of the most alpha goals ever. I think one of the towers fell because of this rocket Yowzers. *in Yoda voice* the Beast is strong with this one
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Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest scorer of Alpha Goals ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JLkI7AUFo0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzyRxSk33U Literally the most alpha header of all time
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May 27, 2014 11:19
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I used to dislike him a lot as a player but after watching that header i cant hate him anymore
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P0Qi6rj5Aw phwoar, he hits the ball real hard and good this is some insane swerve as well, portugal is home of the "hit the ball real hard" types ftw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXvkpKfce_A Hegay fucked around with this message at 11:31 on May 27, 2014 |
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Machinegunboyo posted:He's so sexy. Imagine the idiots who's like "I'm straight so I can't find a alpha dreamboat like Ronaldo sexy" lmao.
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May 27, 2014 11:43
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Hegay posted:Imagine the idiots who's like "I'm straight so I can't find a alpha dreamboat like Ronaldo sexy" lmao. Heck, I've thought about being between his rear end cheeks when making love to hot sexy women which i do often
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My girlfriend once said Nuno Gomes was hotter than him and i seriously pondered about domestic violence for a few minutes.
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I prefer messi
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oliwan posted:I prefer messi said noone ever
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The Mash posted:said noone ever i just said it
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oliwan posted:i just said it yes but you're gay and trans so you like midgets
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It's really funny seeing all the beta bitches itf adoring an "alpha" like Cristiano lol
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El Hefe posted:It's really funny seeing all the beta bitches itf adoring an "alpha" like Cristiano lol Looks like someone is insecure with their sexuality, try doing some meditation bro and see a therapist.
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*in sarcastic gay voice* Ooooh great El Hefe found his way to this thread, just what we needed, an insanely brutal troll who pwns people left and right, here El Hefe we have a special room for fans of both Neymar and Messi, come right in *pushes him into the broom closet, locks door*
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haha imagine thinking neymar is worth more than ronaldo, what a loving retard
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I would like to lift weights and discuss my favourite cutting drugs with Chris Ronaldo so Portugal will be my Official Third Team of this Worlds Cup.
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Portugal are a bad team who barely qualified. I feel sorry for you Portuguese for having to support such a bad team.
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Mean Bean Machine posted:*in sarcastic gay voice* Ooooh great El Hefe found his way to this thread, just what we needed, an insanely brutal troll who pwns people left and right, here El Hefe we have a special room for fans of both Neymar and Messi, come right in *pushes him into the broom closet, locks door* 10/5
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Mean Bean Machine posted:*in sarcastic gay voice* Ooooh great El Hefe found his way to this thread, just what we needed, an insanely brutal troll who pwns people left and right, here El Hefe we have a special room for fans of both Neymar and Messi, come right in *pushes him into the broom closet, locks door* Lol
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You forgot to post the best picture of raul meireles. Also I viewed this thread in work and now all my co-workers think I'm gay gj
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irlZaphod posted:You forgot to post the best picture of raul meireles. Also I viewed this thread in work and now all my co-workers think I'm gay gj lol
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irlZaphod posted:You forgot to post the best picture of raul meireles. Also I viewed this thread in work and now all my co-workers think I'm gay gj its not just them!
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irlZaphod posted:You forgot to post the best picture of raul meireles. Also I viewed this thread in work and now all my co-workers think I'm gay gj They're right
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irlZaphod posted:You forgot to post the best picture of raul meireles. Also I viewed this thread in work and now all my co-workers think I'm gay gj Haha jokes on them?
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i hope they lose in PKs with Ronaldo not even getting to go
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 You should probably grow a beard, you'd look better.
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Cristiano Ronaldo is my favourite player I preferred him to Messi before it was cool to do so
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How can you be Alpha and cry all the time? Ronaldo isn't Alpha. He's a big gay twink who's good at football.
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I hate the Portuguese team but God drat if I'm not gay for mereiles
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oliwan posted:I hate the Portuguese team but God drat if I'm not gay for mereiles  quote:Trophies are earned when you are ready to challenge the whole world. #FearNothing
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Ronaldo apparently injured and won't play against Greece. Tbh he shouldn't have played the final, it was obvious he wasn't fit
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Hegay posted:Ronaldo apparently injured and won't play against Greece. Tbh he shouldn't have played the final, it was obvious he wasn't fit Even if he wasn't injured the management should've probably rested him for most of these matches anyway. No need to risk him in stupid friendlies after he just played a cup final.
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