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Hegay posted:World renowned knee specialist told Spanish papers that he has had a meeting with Ronaldo and told him he needed two months rest or his days as pro might be over due to jumpers knee. Ronaldo apparently told him to gently caress off and went off today's training with the knee covered in ice and in pain. F*cking retard I'm gonna have some lulz when his leg flies off at the knee after a tasty challenge from Kyle "swamp thing" Beckerman Akbar fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Jun 18, 2014 |
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So Beto might actually play and Pepe can play in the last group game. We'll still lack Rui Patricio and Hugo Almeida, which aren't terrible losses, Almeida is extremely poo poo and Patricio is great but Beto is equally good. Coentrao's loss might bite us in the rear end pretty hard. Let's hope Jozy's injury is serious, if he scores against us i'll shoot myself.
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Mans posted:So Beto might actually play and Pepe can play in the last group game. We'll still lack Rui Patricio and Hugo Almeida, which aren't terrible losses, Almeida is extremely poo poo and Patricio is great but Beto is equally good. Coentrao's loss might bite us in the rear end pretty hard. The way things are going there will be another red card, Ronaldo will get a career ending injury, and Jozy will score a brace.
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Jun 19, 2014 16:44
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Jozy isn't going to play against Portugal, so y'all at least won't have to deal with that sort of embarrassment.
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Optimus Subprime posted:Jozy isn't going to play against Portugal, so y'all at least won't have to deal with that sort of embarrassment. It's embarrassment enough to lose to the USMNT, but to lose to Jozy would be some next level poo poo.
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Mans posted:lol if you think Ronaldo will retire before he reaches 45. Doesnt matter when he retires, Portugal wont qualify for a decade.
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Jun 19, 2014 17:36
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Bruno Alves got a knock and all signs point to Postiga starting. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Mans posted:Bruno Alves got a knock and all signs point to Postiga starting. 
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I'm glad Postiga is starting, he's our best striker, and apparently Alves is fit to play against the US.
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I talked to my Avo, said South America is full of criminals and that since the ref is Argentinian he will cheat for the USA against us. Seems like legit analysis to me.
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Who starts if Alves can't go?
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Real Name Grover posted:Who starts if Alves can't go?
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Mans posted:
is this for real!? Lmao what a beta bitch Messi is...
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It is.
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Would like to see a picture of Jozy at Ballon d'Or, I imagine he looks even worse than Messi does.
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Ronaldo+10 will be victorious today, I know it.
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Syncopated posted:is this for real!? Lmao what a beta bitch Messi is... That picture is slightly photoshopped, in the real one Messi's girlfriend is not next to Ronaldo, she's next to Ribery's girlfirend who is next to Ronaldo as well.
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I have my mtn dew and doritos ready I will eat your food as we beat you.
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KoldPT posted:I have my mtn dew and doritos ready Link the twitch stream you'll be watching
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This! This!!!
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vaginal culture posted:Link the twitch stream you'll be watching http://www.twitch.tv/speeddemosarchivesda
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Thanks Portuguese Feminist / Gamer KoldPT this looks insanely entertaining
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Earthy Ape Unit posted:That picture is slightly photoshopped, in the real one Messi's girlfriend is not next to Ronaldo, she's next to Ribery's girlfirend who is next to Ronaldo as well. I think Ronaldo is good looking enough that he can stay away from child prostitutes.
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Anyone know of a good breakdown of todays game between USA? I'm a new fan and have been reading up on general tactics but I'm clueless on really how each teach matches up style wise.
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Dr. Pancakes posted:Anyone know of a good breakdown of todays game between USA? I'm a new fan and have been reading up on general tactics but I'm clueless on really how each teach matches up style wise. The USA fields 11 bad players, while Portugal has Ronaldo plus 10 bad players. As you see Portugal has the edge. Portugal is using the tactic of having Ronaldo scoring all the goals, while USA hopes that Ronaldo doesn't score all the goals. I hope this has been informative.
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Nice to see a UEFA team leading at the half. UEFA supremacy, were all big fans of each other in UEFA.
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We're so loving bad, stupid Paulo Bento for the 2nd time in a row starts a striker that isn't fit and replaces him 15 mins later, loving idiot. Also André Almeida injured since the 15h minute, jhuge gap on the left side of Portugal's defense and he doesn't do anything about it for 30 mins retard piece of poo poo
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Undeserved point for Portugal tbh 2 goals against the run of play but hell, its a funny old game
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vaginal culture posted:Thanks Portuguese Feminist / Gamer KoldPT this looks insanely entertaining I lied I didn't actually drink the dew it's my fault
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loving embarassing, I haven't seen a Portugal team as bad as this one in loving ages. Paulo Bento needs to get fired on the spot, get some Brazilian povertinho off the street and let him choose the team. Everything loving wrong from the start with that awful lineup with injured players starting and then he doesn't change anything for 30 mins because there's nobody to put on the pitch since that loving idiot loving donkey rear end in a top hat bitch retard left all the good players in Portugal. I want to mash his loving brains in the human being retard, even if we get through the groups it'll be bad because this stupid fucker will probably stay in charge gently caress me
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vaginal culture posted:Undeserved point for Portugal tbh 2 goals against the run of play but hell, its a funny old game The only way Portugal can advance is if the USA loose against Germany AND Portugal wins by a 2 goal differential against Ghana. Germany will metagame this, mark my workds. 1-0 or 0-0. I'd be very suprised if they went balls out thrashing against USA because that leaves, however small a chance for Portugal or Ghana(whom tied Germany) to get through.
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Mean Bean Machine posted:even if we get through the groups  We are not beating ghana 4-0 without a left back.
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Mean Bean Machine posted:We're so loving bad, stupid Paulo Bento for the 2nd time in a row starts a striker that isn't fit and replaces him 15 mins later, loving idiot. Also André Almeida injured since the 15h minute, jhuge gap on the left side of Portugal's defense and he doesn't do anything about it for 30 mins retard piece of poo poo Hard earned point at the last gasp, MBM. Showed heart and never-say-die spirit, a thing Americans respect.
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Postorder Trollet89 posted:The only way Portugal can advance is if the USA loose against Germany AND Portugal wins by a 2 goal differential against Ghana. Germany will metagame this, mark my workds. 1-0 or 0-0. I'd be very suprised if they went balls out thrashing against USA because that leaves, however small a chance for Portugal to get through. doesn't matter what Germany does because Ghana is better than the USA and they will totally destroy Portugal
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That was embarrassing. I'm literally embarrassed for almost everyone involved in this team. Almost everyone. Not Bento. gently caress Bento. He actually makes me wish we had Queiroz back. And gently caress Queiroz too while we at it.
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There have been ten (10) muscle injuries in this team during the WC. How is that even loving possible, what's going on in that training camp, did someone piss in the blood bags or something loving hell
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So we need to score a billion goals and our best offensive weapons thus far have been Nani and Ronaldo, who are also our biggest liabilities. Going to be a cracker of a match! If we want even a slight chance we need to start Varela, Carvalho, and Eder... And replace Bento with Mourinho who will be on the sidelines over Skype.
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