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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > Everyone's favourite team, the Portugays are here!!
 
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Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

blue footed boobie posted:

One out of many Cristiano Ronaldo hobbies is collecting men. The Portuguese and Real Madrid football player is known for having a special admiration when it comes to show off a new man. CR7 usually doesn't stick with the same man for too long, and he has a private garage with plenty of space for all his dreams.

Every since he joined Manchester United, Cristiano Ronaldo salary got a few more digits, allowing CR7 to start buying some dudes he has always dreamed of and others that he certainly wasn't even aware of their existence before becoming rich. Cristiano Ronaldo man list has been growing over the years and we'll provide you all the details from Ronaldo.

not that there's anything wrong with that, ofc

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Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Mans posted:



Let's go

is this for real!? Lmao what a beta bitch Messi is...

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Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
 Would like to see a picture of Jozy at Ballon d'Or, I imagine he looks even worse than Messi does.

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Oct 21, 2010

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

That picture is slightly photoshopped, in the real one Messi's girlfriend is not next to Ronaldo, she's next to Ribery's girlfirend who is next to Ronaldo as well.

I think Ronaldo is good looking enough that he can stay away from child prostitutes.

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