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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Serious chat though, Alicia versus Paige is awesome. It's just they need to stop putting retarded non-fishers out there, either have Alicia boot Paige so hard in the face she loses consciousness or put Alicia in the Scorpian Crosslock.

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Solomonic posted:

It says a lot about the writing for the divas that the second one of them gets a personality other than 'is on a reality show' we're prepared to elect that person President of Wrestling

(full disclosure I am on the Fox 2016 bandwagon)

Alicia is already the queen, she took the crown last week.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I have gently caress-all else happening tonight and would like to honor Are Troops with sweaty wrestlemen punching each other I guess!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Shima Honnou posted:

Alicia is already the queen, she took the crown last week.

And probably poo poo in it.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Spoilers: The question to final Jeopardy was Who is the Terminator?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

CapnAndy posted:

I have gently caress-all else happening tonight and would like to honor Are Troops with sweaty wrestlemen punching each other I guess!

Well, you picked a good night, as Tonight Is The Night.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


bartok posted:

Spoilers: The question to final Jeopardy was Who is the Terminator?

That doesn't make any sense. The question is supposed to be an answer.

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

:911:

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Oh GDI Vince, I was joking

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

hey guys its...oh hey an actual tribute.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Starting a pro wrestling show with a Joseph Campbell quote. Now I've seen it all.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

I have gently caress-all else happening tonight and would like to honor Are Troops with sweaty wrestlemen punching each other I guess!

Sums it up for me too.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Keith David?

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
:911:

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

Here some sojers.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
dedicated to the memory of john cena cosplayers

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

WWE found the Great Valley! :neckbeard:

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Pffft. Who did these jobbers ever beat?

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

bartok posted:

Keith David?

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
Does Keith David just live inside a sound booth now?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
:3: :911:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Why are they starting Raw with a Bo Promo?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Who is the better narrator? Keith David or Morgan Freeman?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Time for a Rusev open

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
They got Keith David for this?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Sgt. Slaughter was a midcarder at best

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
:911:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Keith David is only there because Roddy beat the poo poo out of him until he got into the voiceover booth.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
This intro is one Bolieve away from being a Bo Dallas promo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Spikeguy posted:

Who is the better narrator? Keith David or Morgan Freeman?

Yes

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Farty trumpet.

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

Shima Honnou posted:

Why are they starting Raw with a Bo Promo?

Here lies
In honored glory
An American Bo-ldier
Known but to God

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Let's be honest here, there have been worse openers.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Spikeguy posted:

Who is the better narrator? Keith David or Morgan Freeman?

I never saw Morgan Freeman give Roddy Piper a black eye and busted rib so I think that answers your question.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

AKA Driver posted:

Does Keith David just live inside a sound booth now?

When he goes out of it Roddy Piper keeps trying to make him put on sunglasses.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Spikeguy posted:

Who is the better narrator? Keith David or Morgan Freeman?

The one that had the obscenely long fight scene with Rowdy Roddy Piper

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Spikeguy posted:

Who is the better narrator? Keith David or Morgan Freeman?
Did Morgan Freeman ever hang out with the Saints and Commander Shepard?

No?

Then you have your answer.

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

Playing "Real American" in the background all night tonight, due to the fact that I am a real American. :911:

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
ON YOUR KNEES DOUG

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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Warning Viper Bites :downs:

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