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Drunk Driver Dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO2BCX8uXHQ

and he did put his head into a gross toilet

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Drunk Driver Dad
it started in the middle i guess, just go at the start

I Dunno

why sid. why

Eye of Widesauron

O Doyle Rules

Jerkodactyl

Winnie Blue's, mate.
Hey McFly.

ron color
call mother loving marc summers sid is taking all dares through pm and steam

Squeezy Farm
drat, and i was just starting to respect the guy.

cuntman.net

sid why

Cool Blue Reason

by Lowtax
That's pretty chill.

FluffieDuckie

for the record i walked away from chat and when i came back they'd already convinced him to do this.

i'm no longer walking away from chat

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

FluffieDuckie posted:

for the record i walked away from chat and when i came back they'd already convinced him to do this.

i'm no longer walking away from chat

Its always chat

owl milk
this is what sid does when you probate him, mods

he'll get increasingly self-destructive

something9999
lulz

Jerkodactyl

Winnie Blue's, mate.
I told him to do the cinnamon challenge next week and he accepted. He better go through with it or I'm grounding him for a month.

Drunk Driver Dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57SwMACKZ2w he caught something from the gross toilet that made him retardeder

Drunk Driver Dad
my evidence to take to a canadian judge to get power of attorney over sid is slowly building up

cuntman.net

sid i think its finally time to ask yourself if your friends make you do things like this are they actually your friends

WindmillSlayer

Sid You are amazing never change. <3

cuntman.net

oh wait he cant answer

Drunk Driver Dad

Sleepy Owl posted:

sid i think its finally time to ask yourself if your friends make you do things like this are they actually your friends

im sids true friend we all had a good time tonight

Tom Sellout

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
sid, if you're gonna lose your god damned mind, at least make art out of it like the greats before you

i like where this is all heading

poverty goat



its pretty hosed up the way you guys take advantage of sid's posting withdrawls

cuntman.net

i just want to say now that i had no part in this

Drunk Driver Dad

Sleepy Owl posted:

i just want to say now that i had no part in this

Tom Sellout

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
i just think he has great untapped talent, is all

i'm gonna go wash my hands now

problematic hug


lol

Drunk Driver Dad
sid needs to stop flushing his life away

the unabonger
lmao, but also, cmon man

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

sid needs to stop flushing his life away

Eye of Widesauron

Haam posted:

this is what sid does when you probate him, mods

he'll get increasingly self-destructive

TFR probated him for this but are okay with people talking about shooting churches

LMBO

devil

Your first nightmare away from home and folks, your first night at the Academy, it was there all along: The dream is that you awaken from a deep sleep, wake up suddenly damp and panicked and are overwhelmed with the sudden feeling that there is a distillation of total evil in this dark strange subdorm room with you, that evil’s essence and center is right here, in this room, right now. And is for you alone. None of the other little boys in the room are awake; the bunk above yours sags dead, motionless; no one moves; no one else in the room feels the presence of something radically evil; none thrash or sit damply up; no one else cries out: whatever it is is not evil for them. The flashlight your mother name-tagged with masking tape and packed for you special pans around the institutional room: the drop-ceiling, the gray striped mattress and bulged grid of bunksprings above you, the two other bunkbeds another matte gray that won’t return light, the piles of books and compact disks and tapes and tennis gear; your disk of white light trembling like the moon on water as it plays over the identical bureaus, the recessions of closet and room’s front door, door’s frame’s bolections; the cone of light pans over fixtures, the lumpy jumbles of sleeping boys’ shadows on the snuff-white walls, the two rag throw-rugs’ ovals on the hardwood floor, black lines of baseboards’ reglets, the cracks in the Venetian blinds that ooze the violet nonlight of a night with snow and just a hook of moon; the flashlight with your name in maternal cursive plays over every cm. of the walls, the rheostats, CD, Inter-Lace poster of Tawni Kondo, phone console, desks’ TPs, the face in the floor, posters of pros, the onionskin yellow of the desklamps’ shades, the ceiling-panels’ patterns of pinholes, the grid of upper bunk’s springs, recession of closet and door, boys wrapped in blankets, slight crack like a creek’s course in the eastward ceiling discernible now, maple reglet border at seam of ceiling and walls north and south NO FLOOR HAS A FACE your flashlight showed but didn’t no never did see its eyes’ pupils set sideways and tapered like a cat’s its eyebrows’ \ / and horrid toothy smile leering right at your light all the time you’ve been scanning oh mother a face in the floor mother oh and your flashlight’s beam stabs jaggedly back for the overlooked face misses it overcorrects then centers on what you’d felt but had seen without seeing, just now, as you’d so carefully panned the light and looked, a face in the floor there all the time but unfelt by all others and unseen by you until you knew just as you felt it didn’t belong and was evil: Evil.

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ass
lmfao sid why

Jerkodactyl

Winnie Blue's, mate.

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

sid needs to stop flushing his life away

:suicide:

Drunk Driver Dad

are you upset i said you were a stupid bitch idiot? it's not like you are a toilet head flusher, cheer up

Jerkodactyl

Winnie Blue's, mate.

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

are you upset i said you were a stupid bitch idiot? it's not like you are a toilet head flusher, cheer up

No, I know I'm a stupid bitch idiot

That was just too punny

ZebTM



Sleepy Owl posted:

sid i think its finally time to ask yourself if your friends make you do things like this are they actually your friends

Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
sid is a legend

Slaapaav

by Azathoth
why did he do that?

Drunk Driver Dad

Slaapaav posted:

why did he do that?

i haven't a clue why he'd just up and put his big dumb head into the place where his household shits and pisses

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Drunk Driver Dad
he's doing another dare at my behest later today

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