TheImmigrant posted:

Gunman opens fire on unsuspecting passerby
Spergie cums on D&D
NRA members begin screeching that gun laws are evil
Gunman continues firing on by-now suspecting passerby
NRA members begin to bleed from eyes in rage at liberals trying to take their guns away
Gunman runs for cover screaming "Mommy made me do it" or similar nonsense
First NRA member has fatal heart attack yelling "drat you Maobama" or similar nonsense
Police arrive on scene
NRA members begin to masturbate using loaded guns as sexual devices, Exorcist-style
Police shoot at gunman
NRA members argue that if everyone had a gun stapled to their head this would never happen
Gunman returns fire
Approximately 200 NRA members dead from Maobama-rage-induced heart attacks or misfire during gun-masturbation
Police apprehend/shoot dead/find shot-by-self corpse of/gunman
NRA members point out that criminal could just have easily accomplised crime by slipping weed killer into everyone's breakfast smoothie
Mourning begins for survivors
Rage-induced incontinence continues for NRA members
Repeat, forever, evidently