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something9999
Oct 7, 2013
As a man with a passion for the Lord and a deep respect for our men in uniform, I'm curious to know how service in the military or law enforcement has affected your views of God and religion. Has it been difficult to keep the faith? Did service help you find it? Share you stories. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is here for you. https://www.lds.org/callings/military-relations?lang=eng

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BoothsBeard
May 26, 2014
I have ministered to many of our men coming home and although many do not share my faith exactly (I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints) I have found that many have come away needing healing and companionship. Sometimes a good congregation can provide that.

Thank you and God Bless.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:gas:

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
God, Country, Corps. Errah?

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
Oh nice, BYOB is leaking.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax
allahu ackbar

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
http://youtu.be/UGGVy4RkUs0

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xWji92N8RM

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

There was an atheist and freethinkers club on my ship's first cruise, but the dude that fronted it (the media DIVO) was an insufferable dick dawkins douchebag so I didn't go back.

welp thats my god and country story, cya

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

My old CO was basically a god of war and was the atheist lay leader. It was cool.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
idgi are they trying to troll, im confused. help me to understand their ways, god.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i worship odin allfather and zeus thunderer

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i worship odin allfather and zeus thunderer

You and your "old gods" are adorable. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Cash rules everything around me.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
hail satan

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

heil hitler

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
op, if I accept jesus or whatever and pray for an asteroid strike will it happen?

if i dont wake up tmrw because the earth has been shattered into oblivion, that would own so hard

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

if i dont wake up tmrw because the earth has been shattered into oblivion, that would own so hard

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
god is dead and so can you op

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I go into an autistic fit of rage at the mention of religion and always refused to bow my head when the chaplain asked us to > : )

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Every day I wake up I thank the one and true god Curtis LeMay for dead nips and a noble attempt of eradicating anime before it ever existed

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Bolow posted:

Every day I wake up I thank the one and true god Curtis LeMay for dead nips and a noble attempt of eradicating anime before it ever existed

Sherman is god you human being, LeMay was just one of his acolytes.

Booblord Zagats posted:

I call God by his one true name.





Dearest William Tecumseh Sherman, hallow be thy name, thy march has come and your will be done on Atlanta as it was on Charlotte. Give us this day our daily bourbon and forgive us our sobriety as we forgive the barkeep who pours too slow. Lead us not to AA but deliver us to Jameson for that is the kingdom, the power amd the glory while the South is in embers. Amen

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i agree with everything in this thread :)

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Does anybody actually go to the churches on base?? Poor chaplains probably just take a nap in there on Saturdays.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

powerful weedlock posted:

Does anybody actually go to the churches on base?? Poor chaplains probably just take a nap in there on Saturdays.

The one on Iwakuni had like 4 dozen people going to Sunday services I think. I only knew 1 dude who went there and he was a dried up well short of being Buffalo loving Bill.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


powerful weedlock posted:

Does anybody actually go to the churches on base?? Poor chaplains probably just take a nap in there on Saturdays.
Only during basic, because they would announce sports scores and I could chill for a bit

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

shyduck posted:

Only during basic, because they would announce sports scores and I could chill for a bit

Well, yeah. Everyone goes during basic.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I knew three Mormon dudes. One kept on the straight and narrow(and was a clerk), another got pretty foul-mouthed, and the other one became foul-mouthed, dipped, and drank a lot

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

powerful weedlock posted:

Does anybody actually go to the churches on base?? Poor chaplains probably just take a nap in there on Saturdays.

I was only ever at one USAF base with a rabbi, and I took full advantage of that and got real close with our tiny base Jewish family. Even went full on orthodox for a while (that's like Sunni Kikedom) and was really keeping the faith.

Then I retired.

Sooooo.. No. Those chapels tend to be awfully goddamned empty.

Probably why we lost the wars.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
The chapel at Nellis seemed pretty full the one time I drove by on a Saturday evening (I'm assuming it was Saturday night Mass, the exception-clause Mass for Catholics who observant enough to go every week but not observant enough to wake their asses up on Sunday). Of course Nellis is like ground zero for retirees who can't let go, so them voluntarily going to church on base shouldn't really be surprising.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Slim Pickens posted:

I knew three Mormon dudes. One kept on the straight and narrow(and was a clerk), another got pretty foul-mouthed, and the other one became foul-mouthed, dipped, and drank a lot
When I went to basic, we had two Mormon dudes in the platoon. When I graduated, there were three (seriously).

When I was in Afghanistan, we had a Mormon dude who started out straight and narrow and unironically used the term "Toby" while oblivious to its meaning. Before getting sent home for a medical condition, he poo poo his pants because he didn't make it to a wadi where he'd be out of sight. He came back from the wadi without his pants or sacred undergarments, and with his combat shirt pulled down like a short dress held in place with his tan belt. The strongest insult he used was to call someone a "dirty sow"... then one day he said "gently caress" in the TOC and everyone went quiet. Somehow was handed E5 after being sent home. He was a HUMINT dork.

e: That fucker also managed to suck somebody's dick to get PRK right before we deployed, and I was never able to get it before or after. loving medics. loving Mormons.

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 06:18 on May 29, 2014

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

powerful weedlock posted:

Well, yeah. Everyone goes during basic.

The Mormons at Great Lakes RTC always had a smorgasbord of home made baked goods every Sunday.

Plenty of atheists in foxholes these days, but if you're one in basic you're just screwing yourself.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Had like 6 of them in my small company of 50 people. All of them drank, none of them smoked though. One particular guy is in Leavenworth now or wherever the gently caress they put him.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

kill byob

Arishtat
Jan 2, 2011

Ordrakon posted:

As a man with a passion for the Lord and a deep respect for our men in uniform, I'm curious to know how service in the military or law enforcement has affected your views of God and religion. Has it been difficult to keep the faith? Did service help you find it? Share you stories. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is here for you. https://www.lds.org/callings/military-relations?lang=eng

First a little background about me. I was raised in a Catholic family and went through the whole religious education thing in school and was confirmed by the local Bishop, etc. etc. Somewhere around 3rd or 4th grade I started to have serious doubts about the factual truth of the Bible, specifically the Old Testament's version of how the Earth was created and how life came to be.

During basic training I attended Catholic mass but that was mostly just a way to get out of the barracks for a couple of hours on a Sunday morning. At my duty station in Germany I pretty much didn't do anything religious because I was too busy working and having fun living in Europe as a single 20-something. When I was deployed to Kuwait and Iraq in 2003 I had a few words with God during the invasion, especially during the sand storm that rendered us effectively blind for 24 hours. Later on during the first few months of the occupation of Iraq I got to see firsthand the effects of religious zealotry.

I guess that I should point out my job in the Army was a 19D Armored Reconnaissance Specialist. The TL:DR on that job is that we shot guns and drove trucks (Humvees).

The net result is that from 2003 I am an agnostic. I don't know for sure if there is a God or not and what form or forms he might manifest himself in. What I do know is that religious extremism of all stripes (Christian, Muslim, etc.) is a divisive and dangerous force.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Arishtat posted:

First a little background about me. I was raised in a Catholic family and went through the whole religious education thing in school and was confirmed by the local Bishop, etc. etc. Somewhere around 3rd or 4th grade I started to have serious doubts about the factual truth of the Bible, specifically the Old Testament's version of how the Earth was created and how life came to be.

During basic training I attended Catholic mass but that was mostly just a way to get out of the barracks for a couple of hours on a Sunday morning. At my duty station in Germany I pretty much didn't do anything religious because I was too busy working and having fun living in Europe as a single 20-something. When I was deployed to Kuwait and Iraq in 2003 I had a few words with God during the invasion, especially during the sand storm that rendered us effectively blind for 24 hours. Later on during the first few months of the occupation of Iraq I got to see firsthand the effects of religious zealotry.

I guess that I should point out my job in the Army was a 19D Armored Reconnaissance Specialist. The TL:DR on that job is that we shot guns and drove trucks (Humvees).

The net result is that from 2003 I am an agnostic. I don't know for sure if there is a God or not and what form or forms he might manifest himself in. What I do know is that religious extremism of all stripes (Christian, Muslim, etc.) is a divisive and dangerous force.

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Arishtat posted:

First a little background about me. I was raised in a Catholic family and went through the whole religious education thing in school and was confirmed by the local Bishop, etc. etc. Somewhere around 3rd or 4th grade I started to have serious doubts about the factual truth of the Bible, specifically the Old Testament's version of how the Earth was created and how life came to be.

During basic training I attended Catholic mass but that was mostly just a way to get out of the barracks for a couple of hours on a Sunday morning. At my duty station in Germany I pretty much didn't do anything religious because I was too busy working and having fun living in Europe as a single 20-something. When I was deployed to Kuwait and Iraq in 2003 I had a few words with God during the invasion, especially during the sand storm that rendered us effectively blind for 24 hours. Later on during the first few months of the occupation of Iraq I got to see firsthand the effects of religious zealotry.

I guess that I should point out my job in the Army was a 19D Armored Reconnaissance Specialist. The TL:DR on that job is that we shot guns and drove trucks (Humvees).

The net result is that from 2003 I am an agnostic. I don't know for sure if there is a God or not and what form or forms he might manifest himself in. What I do know is that religious extremism of all stripes (Christian, Muslim, etc.) is a divisive and dangerous force.

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