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-Troika- posted:
you're really weird man
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May 29, 2014 19:42
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After you win your Train Simulator gift pack, will you go back to GBS?
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May 29, 2014 19:46
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Mad Dragon posted:After you win your Train Simulator gift pack, will you go back to GBS? Actually it's a copy of bad rats.
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May 29, 2014 19:54
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Actually it's a copy of bad rats. better not be the one i gave u for christmas 
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May 29, 2014 20:00
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:better not be the one i gave u for christmas t
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May 29, 2014 20:01
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-Troika- posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wEs9x7G3w
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May 29, 2014 20:06
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Actually it's a copy of bad rats. Fuckin lollin at the ban reason, whip
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May 29, 2014 20:08
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At my aunt's funeral last year, I got to see firsthand what happens when you put devout mormons and southern superbaptists in a church together. The one-upmanship was incredible to watch.
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May 29, 2014 20:14
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So glad like 99% of my family are a bunch of godless savages
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May 29, 2014 20:20
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:allahu ackbar
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May 29, 2014 23:51
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Actually it's a copy of bad rats. Joke's on you, someone already gave me a copy. (  )
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May 30, 2014 02:17
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Arishtat posted:the sand storm that rendered us effectively blind for 24 hours. 3rd ID?
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May 30, 2014 04:41
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Dantu posted:3rd ID? Yup. I was in the 1st Brigade's reconnaissance troop / task force / RSTA squadron / insert cool sounding Army buzzword here.
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May 30, 2014 05:57
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Arishtat posted:Yup. I was in the 1st Brigade's reconnaissance troop / task force / RSTA squadron / insert cool sounding Army buzzword here. Cool, 2BCT here.
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May 30, 2014 12:21
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cult_hero posted:The Mormons at Great Lakes RTC always had a smorgasbord of home made baked goods every Sunday. Eh, those of us who didn't go to church on Sunday were allowed to do whatever pretty much all Sunday until everyone was back from church, to include sleeping so long as we weren't on our beds.
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May 30, 2014 15:05
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DoktorLoken posted:Eh, those of us who didn't go to church on Sunday were allowed to do whatever pretty much all Sunday until everyone was back from church, to include sleeping so long as we weren't on our beds. That's exactly what I did. We also got to take extra long showers while people were at church.
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May 30, 2014 16:04
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DoktorLoken posted:Eh, those of us who didn't go to church on Sunday were allowed to do whatever pretty much all Sunday until everyone was back from church, to include sleeping so long as we weren't on our beds. We weren't really allowed to sleep, so some of us would get under our racks, prop an arm up under the frame, and tighten our sheets for a half hour or so. 
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May 30, 2014 18:36
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Bolow posted:So glad like 99% of my family are a bunch of godless savages
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May 30, 2014 18:56
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Mad Dragon posted:We weren't really allowed to sleep, so some of us would get under our racks, prop an arm up under the frame, and tighten our sheets for a half hour or so. The name of the game was to get organized and post a watch at the end of the hall nearest the stairs or the drill sergeants' office. That was necessary until later in our training cycle when the drills pretty much openly acknowledged that nothing was planned and that as long as we didn't cause them problems they were perfectly happy to chill in the office with the radio up and we could read / talk / gently caress off until formation for dinner or whatever.
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May 30, 2014 20:36
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I'm at DLI and there are goddamn tons of Mormons here
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May 31, 2014 05:59
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Should've loving killed all the Mormons when we had the chance back in the 1800's
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May 31, 2014 06:08
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Bolow posted:Should've loving killed all the Mormons when we had the chance back in the 1800's
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May 31, 2014 19:43
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hypnophant posted:I'm at DLI and there are goddamn tons of Mormons here still? holy poo poo
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May 31, 2014 19:58
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The Utah ARNG has a poo poo ton of linguists which probably explains that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/300th_Military_Intelligence_Brigade_(United_States)
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May 31, 2014 20:15
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DoktorLoken posted:The Utah ARNG has a poo poo ton of linguists which probably explains that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/300th_Military_Intelligence_Brigade_(United_States) what better way to prepare people for missions
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May 31, 2014 22:19
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In boot camp there was a christian rock band or something one night at the chapel. The DIs asked for a volunteer to watch the squad bay while the platoon was rockin' out to jesus. Some kid raises his hand and is like "this recruit is an atheist" and I thought LOL idiot way to be different. So the rock band is like 3 old dirty desert hippies and they sing songs about jesus. Between songs about jesus they take time to talk about jesus. The weird thing is that every recruit in the company is on their feet, arms in the air, weeping with joy and SINGING ALONG BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE WORDS THEY KNOW THE loving WORDS TO EVERY SONG. That's when I knew I was a true warrior. These other pussies were working with a net. Victor Vermis MIGHTY MIKE 3264
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Jun 2, 2014 01:52
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ARE GAWD IS AN AWESOME GAWD
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Jun 2, 2014 01:55
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The guy in my division who was far and away the best technician and a flawless operator got out of the Navy, took a vow of silence and became a no poo poo monk. I had no idea people still could do that. He was a little small and dark and basically looked at as a tasty snack by all the aggressive gays on board so that may have influenced his thinking.
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Jun 2, 2014 02:35
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Victor Vermis posted:In boot camp there was a christian rock band or something one night at the chapel. The DIs asked for a volunteer to watch the squad bay while the platoon was rockin' out to jesus. Some kid raises his hand and is like "this recruit is an atheist" and I thought LOL idiot way to be different. I genuinely loving LOL'd at this.
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Jun 2, 2014 07:48
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Dantu posted:Cool, 2BCT here. How many 2003 Cock of the Marne members do we have in here? 2nd Brigade here.
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Jun 2, 2014 22:58
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2004, but I was attached to 3rd Brigade in Iraq.
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:2004, but I was attached to 3rd Brigade in Iraq. An endless sea of broken television combat patches.
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Jun 2, 2014 23:10
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Obama Africanus posted:I genuinely loving LOL'd at this. same
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Jun 2, 2014 23:19
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Spaceguns posted:How many 2003 Cock of the Marne members do we have in here? No poo poo. I was 3-15 at first but then got assigned to the company task org'd to 1-64.
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Jun 2, 2014 23:53
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I had a Mormon wing commander once. He was a 1-star at the time.krispykremessuck posted:what better way to prepare people for missions Most of them are actually returned missionaries, so yeah. Best thing about Mormons is funeral potatoes. Godholio fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jun 3, 2014 |
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Jun 3, 2014 00:37
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Godholio posted:I had a Mormon wing commander once. He was a 1-star at the time. Mormons are pretty rare up here, so what are these funeral potatoes I keep hearing about?
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Jun 3, 2014 00:45
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A casserole that seems to be made of potatoes, corn flakes, and heroin.
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During our first week of SOI the entire company of students assembled *voluntarily* to listen to some crusty old 1st Sgt sell a book he wrote. The title of the book was something like Jesus for Marines or Foxhole Faith for Marines. What struck me about this incident was that, unlike boot camp, nobody seemed into it this time. 1st Sgt is equating homosexuals with pedophiles and pigfuckers, pepping us up for holy war, and warning us not to trust any atheists that might've slipped through the cracks at MEPs... but afterwards everybody was all mmmkay 1st Sar'nt. A few days later, a sickly looking hispanic student threatened to kill me when I called him a human being for cutting in line. We were waiting to buy SOI challenge coins. I purchased two of them. For the majority of us, this was the last time we ever gave a poo poo about challenge coins. That was shower-shoe logic: god is dead, but at the other end of this thing I'll have a bitchin' challenge coin collection. What that human being line-cutter, that crusty old 1st Sgt, and I didn't realize is that the world is lousy with challenge coins and gods. Those who carry both are of little use to the infantryman: chaplains, DoD civilians, "war"/"combat" "veterans", that guy from your bootdrop litter who has a breakdown between 1st and 2nd deployments and isn't allowed to draw a rifle anymore, military history enthusiasts, pogs, boots, boot-rear end-pogs, grandpas great and sergeants major. This truth is not given as an enabling learning objective at SOI, but all true warriors come to know it thusly; between the first and second syllables of "fire", a whisper: "Their coin is given for your submission. Their god is given for your soul." Victor Vermis Deadly Delta
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