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idgi are they trying to troll, im confused. help me to understand their ways, god.
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Slim Pickens posted:I knew three Mormon dudes. One kept on the straight and narrow(and was a clerk), another got pretty foul-mouthed, and the other one became foul-mouthed, dipped, and drank a lot When I was in Afghanistan, we had a Mormon dude who started out straight and narrow and unironically used the term "Toby" while oblivious to its meaning. Before getting sent home for a medical condition, he poo poo his pants because he didn't make it to a wadi where he'd be out of sight. He came back from the wadi without his pants or sacred undergarments, and with his combat shirt pulled down like a short dress held in place with his tan belt. The strongest insult he used was to call someone a "dirty sow"... then one day he said "gently caress" in the TOC and everyone went quiet. Somehow was handed E5 after being sent home. He was a HUMINT dork. e: That fucker also managed to suck somebody's dick to get PRK right before we deployed, and I was never able to get it before or after. loving medics. loving Mormons. Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 06:18 on May 29, 2014 |
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