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Tasty_Crayon
Jul 29, 2006
Same story, different version.

FartGhost posted:

How has your pet brought you closer to our great Lord and Saviour? I personally felt our Lord's presence increase upon getting a dog, he truly made me feel the warm presence of our Lord and perfectly fulfilled my prayers to spite heretics who aren't allowed to have them.

All in all it has been really enriching to have a friend to share my faith with.

How has your pet brought you closer to our Lord?

My parrot has somehow learned the phrase "Oh God, yes, yes!" It is truly a sign of gods love to hear her shout out in praise!

That or thin walls.

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Tasty_Crayon
Jul 29, 2006
Same story, different version.

Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

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