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Rapner
May 7, 2013


DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Schedule friendlies, see if you can eke out a bit more DV and form at the expense of your fellow idle teams!

Friendlies no longer give DV, they only thing they improve is teamwork.

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allsizesfitone
May 7, 2007
People never notice anything.

Rapner posted:

Last chance to join my turbo league before I am forced to open the floodgates to pubbies. Right now we need 4 more people to get it started.

http://www.xperteleven.com/?lid=347503

I made a team for this league, and so should some other bored Goons, because why the gently caress not? Do you really not have three minutes to click on internet soccermans for the good of Rapner's learning of the game / future takeover of Serie Goon? He is a shooting star; who are you to deny him?!?

Sign up you fucks.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

allsizesfitone posted:

I made a team for this league, and so should some other bored Goons, because why the gently caress not? Do you really not have three minutes to click on internet soccermans for the good of Rapner's learning of the game / future takeover of Serie Goon? He is a shooting star; who are you to deny him?!?

Sign up you fucks.

I'd love to, but sadly, my quota is full and I'm trying to hold off on spending money on things like VIP until I finish paying all the bills from my wedding. Rapner will, I am sure, become awesome even without my help.

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


allsizesfitone posted:

I made a team for this league, and so should some other bored Goons, because why the gently caress not? Do you really not have three minutes to click on internet soccermans for the good of Rapner's learning of the game / future takeover of Serie Goon? He is a shooting star; who are you to deny him?!?

Sign up you fucks.

I cant have another team or else I would, this is a dumb system.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
Is there some kind of mercy rule implemented? I scored 8 goals in the first 30 minutes against Geoff FC and then both teams literally did nothing except auto-subs for the remaining time.

allsizesfitone
May 7, 2007
People never notice anything.

allsizesfitone posted:

I made a team for this league, and so should some other bored Goons, because why the gently caress not? Do you really not have three minutes to click on internet soccermans for the good of Rapner's learning of the game / future takeover of Serie Goon? He is a shooting star; who are you to deny him?!?

Sign up you fucks.

So, I've never made a league before, but this one gave me a team worth 2.5mil total. Pretty amazing. Also, it looks like I'm going to stay in Serious Business for another season, but I'm liking the Numpties vs. Dragon Fruits showdown in SB A. Should make for a dramatic finish.

Rapner
May 7, 2013


I've opened the gates to pubbies now, so we should get started shortly.

Oodles
Oct 31, 2005

I've just re-registered and applied for the league. I may have gone for the last spot with Team Buttes.

/edit - deleted that application, and tried to take over Team Rocket.

Oodles fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Jul 31, 2014

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Well then. Granted, it was against a team whose manager isn't showing up, but... well, when your opponent has 0 chances all game, and when one forward - not even your best forward - has four goals and two assists... it's been a good game.

(edit: and that poor bastard didn't even get into the Xpert Eleven that's just sad)

Holy poo poo that goal differential in Retu D... it's gonna change over the final two games, which are both against fine teams, but... drat that's a good feeling, 57 goals for versus 1 against.

DivineCoffeeBinge fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Jul 31, 2014

Baby Cakes
Nov 3, 2005

I AM BECOME DEATH
Hahaha I just own-goaled myself back into relegation. 1-0 loss

RIP

allsizesfitone
May 7, 2007
People never notice anything.

Baby Cakes posted:

Hahaha I just own-goaled myself back into relegation. 1-0 loss

RIP

ButtsButts play Como in the last match, so they'll end with 20 points. You just need to win out to relegate them!

Baby Cakes
Nov 3, 2005

I AM BECOME DEATH
It's near the end of the season, right? I think training this sunday would be a waste because any form gains you get would be before the change report. Any funds for training should be saved for end-of-season-to-next training.

Unless I'm sorely mistaken.

Rapner
May 7, 2013


Baby Cakes posted:

It's near the end of the season, right? I think training this sunday would be a waste because any form gains you get would be before the change report. Any funds for training should be saved for end-of-season-to-next training.

Unless I'm sorely mistaken.

Almost correct from memory. The change report fucks with your form trends, so you want a single friendly and then a few trains to restore them to positive or neutral.

I'll confirm when I'm not on mobile.

Rapner
May 7, 2013


Regarding the previous post, I think this is what I was referring to: http://xperteleven-guide.blogspot.com.au/2014/01/preparing-for-new-season.html

When I got my 17/5 midfielder from my training academy, I was going to write some press about him dabbling with the dark arts to become better at soccer. Then this showed up:

quote:

After long drawn out but unsuccessful treatment to heal a bad knee the player Jonatan Carlton decided to seek help from a notorious witch doctor in the nearby village who told the player to drink a special potion that tasted just as bad as it looked. Despite the player's previous scepticism towards this form of medicine the cure proved to work and the knee healed. The player's form is improved.

I think the game is trying to tell me something.

Seraphim Hubris
Dec 11, 2006

FC Terror Shark finally escapes Retu Nagele! It's been a pretty good season, scoring 66 goals in 15 games.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





WHELP, another season in the middle of the Serious Business table. That makes all of them.

Oodles
Oct 31, 2005

Just took over Team Rocket and got pumped 5-1. The one goal was an own goal.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
So, so nervous about the last match of the season. The Dukes of Hazards just scored twice as many goals on us as had been scored by anyone else all season and we still managed to - somehow - eke out a victory; if I can pull out a win next game that's a 16-0 season. I am trying not to listen to the little voice in my head telling me I'm utterly doomed.

That was a hell of a match, Followthatfish!

allsizesfitone
May 7, 2007
People never notice anything.

Oodles posted:

Just took over Team Rocket and got pumped 5-1. The one goal was an own goal.

Don't sweat a crushing defeat like that your first match in. Your squad is a pretty mixed bag, and you were going against a pretty dominant FC Terror Shark side. I think if you pick up some new youth once the transfer market opens up, though, you could whip that team into shape pretty quickly.

Seraphim Hubris
Dec 11, 2006

Oodles posted:

Just took over Team Rocket and got pumped 5-1. The one goal was an own goal.

Yeah, you shouldn't be too worried about that game. You were put in the worst possible situation by having that be your first game. My team should definitely be in a higher league. You'll definitely do better in the upcoming games.

bucketybuck
Apr 8, 2012
Have to admit, I expected more from the Dragon Fruits in our title decider today. It was a winner takes all game but to be honest it looks a lot like they threw the match.

They played careful on a 6 harshness ref, and didn't plan for my formation even though I always play the same formation. They didn't mark a playmaker, and played 433 away from home but without long balls.

The game was a cakewalk for me which I am surprised about. I only wish I'd known this beforehand so I could have saved some cash on the win bonus. Oh well, we are champions, Serie Goon here come the mighty Numpties!

Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
RIP, no title for me. Next season is probably my last real shot. =(

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


Dragongem posted:

RIP, no title for me. Next season is probably my last real shot. =(

idk, i've been saying that for the last 5 seasons e I got two titles since then. My secret? win bonuses, lots of them!

allsizesfitone
May 7, 2007
People never notice anything.
Transfer window opens in about 73 hours. Feel free to start your huge end-of-season training program whenever, gentlemen. Final game is approaching and I'm destined to finished mid-table, so here's hoping I can eke out a little more DV on a few of my stragglers.

Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion

Camoes posted:

idk, i've been saying that for the last 5 seasons e I got two titles since then. My secret? win bonuses, lots of them!

I dropped a million win bonuses on my biggest games and got blown out of the park twice :argh:

I'll admit versus Hardflip at home I got cute and he decided to pull out 5 midfield for the first time in forever

Also last game next Thursday. Good luck to everyone! Feel free to start discussing league/format changes, though I'm probably gonna keep it to the same format and open it up to some new teams. Length feels right.

Rapner
May 7, 2013


How about a cup? We should have enough teams.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Rapner posted:

How about a cup? We should have enough teams.

We just had a cup last season and it was something of a disaster for everyone that didn't finish strong - if you get knocked out of the cup in the first round you're down to one game a month for ages and ages and it's frankly dull. A lot of players lost a lot of motivation to keep playing thanks to that Cup, more's the pity.

Rapner
May 7, 2013


DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

We just had a cup last season and it was something of a disaster for everyone that didn't finish strong - if you get knocked out of the cup in the first round you're down to one game a month for ages and ages and it's frankly dull. A lot of players lost a lot of motivation to keep playing thanks to that Cup, more's the pity.

Ah, that's a pity that it fucks the scheduling. I was hoping it'd be more like being in cups in LLM Football Manager, where you end up playing 3 games a week and your players legs fall off.

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

When can we expect a change report? Thanks also to whoever is organizing this stuff this season, a lot of fun had.

Rapner
May 7, 2013


From what I've read, 24 hours after the season end date on the league screen. As it says 2014-08-10 then I'd think it'd come out at 2014-08-11 00:00:00.

stachatoryR
Aug 9, 2004

bucketybuck posted:

Have to admit, I expected more from the Dragon Fruits in our title decider today. It was a winner takes all game but to be honest it looks a lot like they threw the match.

They played careful on a 6 harshness ref, and didn't plan for my formation even though I always play the same formation. They didn't mark a playmaker, and played 433 away from home but without long balls.

The game was a cakewalk for me which I am surprised about. I only wish I'd known this beforehand so I could have saved some cash on the win bonus. Oh well, we are champions, Serie Goon here come the mighty Numpties!

Forgot all about the match over the weekend and forgot to set tactics. I'm pretty loving stupid sometimes haha

Edit: I should add that this is the only match that I forgot about. I should have probably set up some kind of calendar reminder.

Seraphim Hubris
Dec 11, 2006

My star midfielder ended the season with 20 goals and 10 assists. FC Terror Shark is being promoted for the first time!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They got the 9 goal swing they needed to knock me out of play-off for promotion.

Actually amazing.

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about
Power Isaksson sneak into a promotion spot just in time to become Power Mosesson for their Serie Goon campaign :getin:

FebrezeNinja
Nov 22, 2007

Finished in second, but as long as it stays three down Space Alert will finally be in SB!

I got good DV in every player except one youth defender I forgot to put in often enough. Should be a good change report overall, but too bad about that one.

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began
Time to buy a bunch of 18 year olds and claw my way back up

The Sweet Hereafter
Jan 11, 2010
Go on holiday

Forget to set tactics

Come home to find your team form in the bin

Panic train everyone

Realise you wasted over a million econ because it's the end of the season

Cry

allsizesfitone
May 7, 2007
People never notice anything.

Vando posted:

Power Isaksson sneak into a promotion spot just in time to become Power Mosesson for their Serie Goon campaign :getin:

Going 3-4-3 with only three forwards on my squad was a risky decision, and losing my best forward in the second minute to be replaced with a mediocre midfielder kinda hosed me for that match. It was a fun experiment, though. I need to find another striker so I can break out the 4-2-4 sometime.

On the plus side, everyone who's not ancient on my team reached at least 15 DV, with a few 17s, so the CR should be great again. Good luck in Serie Goon!

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Hopefully next season some more people will sign up so my division will have a more teams with managers than without. I'd rather get pummeled week after week by managers in Retu Nagele D who are actually there than walk over leaderless teams.

edit: ok there's five managers in the division for 9 teams but still!!

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plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
I got promoted! :woop:

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