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Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

Tyree posted:

They schedule a half hour for EVERY fight. That's just how it is.

Yeah, I guess I just don't notice when there are more fights.

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@jnsanchez 26s
Since the UFC keeps bragging about Fabio Maldonado's undefeated boxing record, his opponents were a combined 54-102-2. #CanCrusher

just a casual reminder that fabio isnt that good at boxing

Phyzzle
Jan 26, 2008
Wushu fighter.

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

That was a fun fight

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
That was a better fight than almost the entire berlin card

Scrubed
Oct 3, 2002

I am a Romosexual.
Meh to that stoppage.

Max Awfuls
Sep 10, 2011
Great first round with two fighters throwing haymakers with no regards for their safety, followed by the slow motion, damaged and gassed version in the second round. A good effort for that elusive POTN bonus.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Scrubed posted:

Meh to that stoppage.

Even though Souza wasn't going to knock Eddiva out, when a guy is unloading for 30 seconds on another dude who isn't doing much to stop it from happening the fight is gonna get stopped.

Scrubed
Oct 3, 2002

I am a Romosexual.

Bubba Smith posted:

Even though Souza wasn't going to knock Eddiva out, when a guy is unloading for 30 seconds on another dude who isn't doing much to stop it from happening the fight is gonna get stopped.

It wasn't great, it wasn't terrible. The replay where eddiva threw an awful looking kick in response has me leaning more your way now.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i hope manyak's retracing of corsair's first tentative steps on the american continent is going well

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

‏@guicruzzz 55s
UFC media room is (literally) on fire ... pic.twitter.com/gFTXGUoiSi

first moths, then no air conditioning, now they're trying to kill the media

brazil hates mma

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh
It would tickle me to see Paulo Thiago lose to someone who got beat by Magny.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Paulo, we'll always have the Kos KO... well, not if you keep having crappy fights like this and I eventually forget.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
Let's see if a dick kick will slow you down some...

Bell the Cat
Apr 5, 2004

Dirty pool old man. I like it.
Some pretty lousy matchmaking going on here. :Brazil:

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
WHAMMO! Right in the dick

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
There is a fight going on, just letting everyone know as its been half an hour and it seemed likely the satellite had exploded out of boredom.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I wonder if they considered having more good fighters on this card

Because it is bad

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

Lid posted:

There is a fight going on, just letting everyone know as its been half an hour and it seemed likely the satellite had exploded out of boredom.

Even more boredom if they've been watching this fight

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Another scintillating Rodrigo Damm fight.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
awful

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
A heavyweight with potential to one day be called champion. Agreed. That's what I think of with Miocic

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I like how Maldonado's strategy is literally hope Miocic has a heart and won't murder him in front of his child

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

maffew buildings posted:

A heavyweight with potential to one day be called champion. Agreed. That's what I think of with Miocic

He has the potential to one day be called champion... Of Bellator.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

maffew buildings posted:

A heavyweight with potential to one day be called champion. Agreed. That's what I think of with Miocic

He looked like hot garbage against Struve.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

He looked like hot garbage against Struve.

I thought he was doing pretty well until he gassed, which of course could summarize 80% of the heavyweight division so,

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Rony Jason is looking exceptionally stupid as a human being tonight

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Tezcatlipoca posted:

He looked like hot garbage against Struve.

Miocic is an athlete of athletic proportions in the HW division. He wore a singlet and likes pretending to be an ethnicity he isn't, much like the current champ. Stipe 2016 it's inevitable

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Hey the last 15 seconds were cool. As cool as time can be where I am looking at Rony Jason's tattoos.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
drat, those were some solid shots

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
things not warranting point deduction - multiple kicks to balls. Warranting deduction - being way too amped to hi five a dude and fight

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Where is Joe Rogan when we need him?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

maffew buildings posted:

things not warranting point deduction - multiple kicks to balls. Warranting deduction - being way too amped to hi five a dude and fight

Mario knows that round wasn't deserving of both the hug and high five.

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

MassRafTer posted:

Where is Joe Rogan when we need him?

If only we had gloves to protect against this kind of thing. If only fighters didn't have fingers.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Expression of the year: Rony Jason

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
30-27 Jason, a reasonable score

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
hahaha bros couldn't get a picture :smith:

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

Meowbot posted:

If only we had gloves to protect against this kind of thing. If only fighters didn't have fingers.

Nick Newell is halfway there!

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Demanian Maia vs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ipTizjfvlQ

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

‏@guicruzzz 39s
Rashid Magomedov: "The crowd here is really loud with the "Uh, vai morrer", but one day we are all going to die, so it didnīt bother me. "

Goddamn russians are dark

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