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what do you think?
i agree, op
i dunno, i guess i see what you're saying
i really don't see it like that
hmm. i don't follow politics too much, but i hope there will be a productive discussion here so i can learn
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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002



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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk3sLHZzZRI

:syoon: :hchatter: :911:

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
*is a young black male*

*does cocaine*

*grows up*

*becomes president*

*still thinks other young black males should have their lives permanently ruined for doing cocaine*

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Police Automaton posted:

but hey to be fair it was either him or that shrill harpy or zombie guy or that magic underpants guy so you people were hosed anyways. loling hard all the way from europe at you tho

don't know why your loling when you literally just elected a bunch of unironic fascists

myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!
"transparency"
*blocks every probe*

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

MaxxBot posted:

*is a young black male*

*does cocaine*

*grows up*

*becomes president*

*still thinks other young black males should have their lives permanently ruined for doing cocaine*

it's more complicated than that, you see, *faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

THS posted:

it's more complicated than that, you see, *faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*

Obama thinks everyone must act like a responsible adult but his definition of responsible adult is poo poo

He basically promotes a nanny state where the nanny is a hideous old crone who beats you if you get out of line and don't show the utmost respect to your elders by doing whatever the tell you to

Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 17:00 on May 30, 2014

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Chris Christie posted:

I agree OP. He managed to trick all the filthy poors and smelly leftists into thinking he was their savior, meanwhile he's actually done the right thing and enacted policies that benefit the rich and the producers of society. Corporate profits skyrocketing, stock market booming, and a full economic recovery and expansion of wealth for the 1%.

The biggest bought and paid for politician by Wall Street in American history, yet he managed to con all the stupid parasites into voting for him. Harping on "small donations" and using slick talking points like "fair share."

Ronald Reagan tried to pretend he was a real American, but we all know the dirty truth. Under that loving commie, real household income greatly increased across all segments of society. Even the lowest quintile, i.e. the "working poor," experienced real income growth during his 8 years in office greater than during the entirety of the "Great Society" period from the late 60s through the 70s. loving poors need to know their place, and only President Obama has had the courage to put them back where they belong and give them what they truly deserve - patronization and social welfare table scraps. Jobs and income growth are for society's betters.

President Obama's policies have led to the most moral economic recovery in this nation's history. The producers and job creators have flourished while the 99% have gotten what they truly deserve - pain and suffering.

God bless Barack Obama.

lol didn't you vote for romney

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Hillary Duff 2012

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012

MaxxBot posted:

*is a young black male*

*does cocaine*

*grows up*

*becomes president*

*still thinks other young black males should have their lives permanently ruined for doing cocaine*

he obviously doesn't give two shits, but if he expressed that the shadowy bad guys at the top floor of the empire state would rape and kill his family tree and every conservative turd licker in the country would be up his rear end.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I liked the part where he invaded an ally and carried out an extrajudicial assassination with a death squad in stealth helicopters

very Reagan

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

VikingSkull posted:

I liked the part where he invaded an ally and carried out an extrajudicial assassination with a death squad in stealth helicopters

that was p fuckin cool hth

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
Obama is literally the worst president since Taft

he'll be remembered as a lovely worse black version of bush

Palin 2016 bitches :getin:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Fojar38 posted:

that was p fuckin cool hth

a nuclear armed ally at that

also bombing the same guys regularly with robots operated by satellites

the US is basically a race of aliens, we're scifi as gently caress

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

Police Automaton posted:

but hey to be fair it was either him or that shrill harpy or zombie guy or that magic underpants guy so you people were hosed anyways. loling hard all the way from europe at you tho

Ah yes, good ol' enlightened Europe, the bastion of Civilization.

*elects fascists
*multiple countries enact policies discriminating against Muslims
*justifies black face because it's part of your "culture"

poo poo, the first time since Rome that there has been more then a decade or two of peace in western Europe was when the United States decided stay there after WW2. The only reason Europe isn't a desecrated, war torn poo poo hole under Russian domination is because the US rebuilt your lovely countries.

Just about everything "modern" in Europe originated in the US anyway.

Basically Europe is America's bitch and can't do anything competent on it's own. Doesn't even have the logistical capacity to bomb a country in it's backyard.

VikingSkull posted:

a nuclear armed ally at that

also bombing the same guys regularly with robots operated by satellites

the US is basically a race of aliens, we're scifi as gently caress

Pretty soon we'll have the capability to move asteroids. Meaning we could potentially fling an asteroid at Earth much the same way a hypothetical alien invader might decide to destroy us.

Mustang fucked around with this message at 21:12 on May 30, 2014

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

Fojar38 posted:

that was p fuckin cool hth

agreed, very alpha and dom

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

Still significantly better than the other options we've had.

expand on this

I can think of one worse in the past 50 years (carter)

I saw mittens as the lesser of two evils. I'd love to hear how you imagine he would have been worse than obama. Beyond the snarkey robot mormon gimmick post

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010


holy balls your gay as gently caress

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Ignoarints posted:

totally normal pres facing intense opposition every minute of his presidency. i dont envy the bullshit he had to face, whether i agree with the politics or not

the precedent set by the power of the media this time around has been unsettling, to say the least.
:qqsay:

boo loving hoo
opposition to lovely policies. lordy that really sucks

lol about the media comment. it is unsettling, but not in the way you probably intend

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Police Automaton posted:

but seriously whose genius idea was it to pitch that bizarre mormon guy with the beady eyes against a cool black dude that's just like an old white man trying to rap just sayin

I would have prefered bill cosby

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

Marxist Hobo posted:

holy balls your gay as gently caress

what do you have against gay people?

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


policy has become pretty bad under Obama, and rhetoric renders discourse impossible because TV Obama critics are fueled by thinly-veiled racism. sane Obama critics say anyone who got past the primary in the last two elections would probably push corporate interests just as hard if not somehow harder. which is true, but doesn't really mean anything other than the system is broken.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Mustang posted:

*elects fascists

lol if you think we have politicians who aren't authoritative nationalists. even when they cry out to shrink the government

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Never said otherwise. But it still isn't comparable to the resurgence of fascism in Europe.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
fascism as a word literally doesnt mean anything anymore

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

VikingSkull posted:

I liked the part where he invaded an ally and carried out an extrajudicial assassination with a death squad in stealth helicopters

very Reagan

lol if you think pakistan actually counts as an ally


VikingSkull posted:

a nuclear armed ally at that

also bombing the same guys regularly with robots operated by satellites

the US is basically a race of aliens, we're scifi as gently caress

:getin:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Wayside Bazaar posted:











:obama:

ya he's just ok i guess?

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Chris Christie posted:

I agree OP. He managed to trick all the filthy poors and smelly leftists into thinking he was their savior, meanwhile he's actually done the right thing and enacted policies that benefit the rich and the producers of society. Corporate profits skyrocketing, stock market booming, and a full economic recovery and expansion of wealth for the 1%.

The biggest bought and paid for politician by Wall Street in American history, yet he managed to con all the stupid parasites into voting for him. Harping on "small donations" and using slick talking points like "fair share."

Ronald Reagan tried to pretend he was a real American, but we all know the dirty truth. Under that loving commie, real household income greatly increased across all segments of society. Even the lowest quintile, i.e. the "working poor," experienced real income growth during his 8 years in office greater than during the entirety of the "Great Society" period from the late 60s through the 70s. loving poors need to know their place, and only President Obama has had the courage to put them back where they belong and give them what they truly deserve - patronization and social welfare table scraps. Jobs and income growth are for society's betters.

President Obama's policies have led to the most moral economic recovery in this nation's history. The producers and job creators have flourished while the 99% have gotten what they truly deserve - pain and suffering.

God bless Barack Obama.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fog Tripper posted:

expand on this

I can think of one worse in the past 50 years (carter)

I saw mittens as the lesser of two evils. I'd love to hear how you imagine he would have been worse than obama. Beyond the snarkey robot mormon gimmick post

Cuz Romney - like most Republicans - is absolute poo poo? Could that be it?

I know you'd like to bow down to some King or Warlord, but Mitt? That was really the best you could do?

Chris Christie
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Mitt Romney is a fuckin' commie too.

"Coporations are people." This red diaper baby wanted to treat corporations and people equally. The blasphemy. Our corporate overlords are what make America great. Corporations like Microsoft, Google, Comcast, etc.

They shower us from their heavenly skyscrapers with mana. And this Mormon wanted to treat them like PEOPLE. They are our Gods.

Thankfully, the blasphemer was defeated, and under the steady hand of Barack Obama the Gods have continued to prosper. And one day, the heavens will open, and a golden bounty will trickle down upon us all.

Magic underwear won't keep you safe at night or get you into heaven. But we can all rest easy, feeling safe, warm, and full, with the confident knowledge that our suffering is not in vain, and somewhere a 1%er's portfolio is enjoying double digit rates of return thanks to Obamanomics.

Steve Ballmer just agreed to shell out $2 Billion for the L.A. Clippers. Forget recovery, the 1% are past that and into a full-on economic expansion.

Yes we can brothers and sisters, yes we can.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Police Automaton posted:

but seriously whose genius idea was it to pitch that bizarre mormon guy with the beady eyes against a cool black dude that's just like an old white man trying to rap just sayin

did u see the other mutants on the GOP docket in 2012. the weird mormon who sort of but not quite comes off like something wearing a human suit was their best option.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Atoramos posted:

policy has become pretty bad under Obama, and rhetoric renders discourse impossible because TV Obama critics are fueled by thinly-veiled racism.

discourse is impossible because of the racism card being used to combat criticism.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Lawman 0 posted:

lol if you think pakistan actually counts as an ally


I lolled at it. I also lol at the money we shovel at them and others who are not all that friendly towards us

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
Lady Obama got the thickness, can I get a witness? That lovely lady Obama got the thickness, can I get a hell yeah?

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

redshirt posted:

Cuz Romney - like most Republicans - is absolute poo poo? Could that be it?

I know you'd like to bow down to some King or Warlord, but Mitt? That was really the best you could do?

Yes, I can see your point. Hmmm, indeed. Successful in management, actually has experience, clearly absolute poo poo compared to a community organizer who's record was voting present and while in office takes responsibility for nothing and acts like sgt shultz communicating solely via teleprompter.

Personally I hated Mitt as a candidate. Give me someone like Jindal, Condi Rice, even Rubio. Really hoping Rand Paul gets the nod in 2016. No doubt though that the republicans will manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory and get bamboozled into nominating who the media wants to run

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Chris Christie posted:

Steve Ballmer just agreed to shell out $2 Billion for the L.A. Clippers. Forget recovery, the 1% are past that and into a full-on economic expansion.

holy poo poo is this actually happening

anyway the mittsters probably going to run again in 2016 b/c he knows that the only other serious contender is chris christie and that Sopranos reject will last about 30 seconds before he ends up taking a swing at rand paul

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
ya i read that he almost did something

Benjamin Arthur
Nov 7, 2012

Fog Tripper posted:

expand on this

I can think of one worse in the past 50 years (carter)

I saw mittens as the lesser of two evils. I'd love to hear how you imagine he would have been worse than obama. Beyond the snarkey robot mormon gimmick post

lol how dumb to you have to be to honestly believe Romney would've been better?

hmm how could the incredibly privileged religious nut who viewed corporations as people and had an obvious contempt for the poor be any worse??

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
lol if you think republicans want to lower spending

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fog Tripper posted:

Yes, I can see your point. Hmmm, indeed. Successful in management, actually has experience, clearly absolute poo poo compared to a community organizer who's record was voting present and while in office takes responsibility for nothing and acts like sgt shultz.

Personally I hated Mitt as a candidate. Give me someone like Jindal, Condi Rice, even Rubio. Really hoping Rand Paul gets the nod in 2016. No doubt though that the republicans will manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory and get bamboozled into nominating who the media wants to run

Successful in management? HA! I'm not even willing to concede that. Golden boy gets handed everything in his life and succeeds. WOW! Mitt is poo poo, but then so are the other poo poo candidates republicans have. I wonder why there's so many lovely, dumb rear end, idiotic republican candidates these days?

Must just be a co-incidence.

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