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tradjik

i think eating body parts is illegal

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

anne frank fanfic posted:

you dont have enough cum to fill a turkey you limpdicked bitch. get realistic

anything can be done with some planning and some good old american gumption

Ace of Baes
me and your mom hosed and had sex with my little dick, anne frank fanfic

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo

tradjik posted:

i think eating body parts is illegal

not if its your own discarded dick

tradjik

how little is it

tradjik

my new dog posted:

not if its your own discarded dick

holy poo poo are you serious?? why has nobody told me thjis bfore :/

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

tradjik posted:

i think eating body parts is illegal

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149879/Japanese-man-22-cooks-genitals-serves-paying-dinner-party-guests.html

hong kong divorce lunch

yeahok posted:

me and your mom hosed and had sex with my little dick, anne frank fanfic

quoting in case the OP missed the joke twice

tao of lmao

synertia posted:

post the self suck vid

I don't have a video just a self-suck-selfie. Farleigh has the actual vid but I'm pretty sure she gave it to Lena Dunham

Eye of Widesauron

Bo-Pepper posted:

welcome to the republican party

Eye of Widesauron

AFF has a solid idea here and I think someone should definitely do it

Oppressed Otherkin

by Lowtax

Blue's Clues posted:

Where do you live? I would like to arrange you dying in a car accident so I can cum on your mangled face. I guess that doesn't cover the eating part :shrug:

Dude... What the

Oppressed Otherkin

by Lowtax
What the gently caress

Blue's Clues

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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jun 30, 2014

the unabonger

Blue's Clues posted:

Where do you live? I would like to arrange you dying in a car accident so I can cum on your mangled face. I guess that doesn't cover the eating part :shrug:

harsh bro

Blue's Clues

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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jun 30, 2014

the unabonger

Blue's Clues posted:

i temporarily forgot this was a chill zone :(

its ok man, you have to be on your guard around aff, dont you know he killed a guy by trolling??

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
can i cum on and eat the neighbor's dog? little fucker was barking all night.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

CAT BRUSH posted:

can i cum on and eat the neighbor's dog? little fucker was barking all night.

maybe roll it around in mud for a while first and then we have something

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

anne frank fanfic posted:

i forgot for a moment we're not in the pro life safe sapce that is fyad, you sick gently caress

I respect our cultural differences but here in the yob we believe that the right to murder unborn children in cold blood is fun-damental

literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Arnold of Soissons posted:

I respect our cultural differences but here in the yob we believe that the right to murder unborn children in cold blood is fun-damental

Hell, Jett's been trying to murder his born children for months now!

ulvir

S my D op

verily carefree

Bo-Pepper posted:

anything can be done with some planning and some good old american gumption

bootstrap

Typical Gnu

i would but my cum tastes like drain cleaner
probably from all the drain cleaner i drink

literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Blue's Clues posted:

Where do you live? I would like to arrange you dying in a car accident so I can cum on your mangled face. I guess that doesn't cover the eating part :shrug:

Blue's Clues is a go getter. He really wants to win this one

WindmillSlayer

my new dog posted:

i suggest wms jerk off while she has a dick and store some
when she cuts of the dick ask to keep the dick
cum on the dick and eat it

Unfortunately they don't actually just chop off the dick and leave a hole, they rip everything apart and try to make the hole look aesthetically pleasing.

google THIS

fyad seems really concerned about our collective prostate health

CatelynIsAZombie

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!
The healthiest and biggest loads of your life only come when you're young and squandering your human potential on depression or fingering a babs rear end or whatever is just Not Good.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Jett posted:

fyad seems really concerned about our collective prostate health

Would you check mine?

CAPT. Rainbowbeard

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
I'm not gonna eat the grossest thing covered in cum until I know what the grossest thing covered in cum is.

Don't want to blow my wad early, so to speak.

ZeroCount


anne frank fanfic

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

I'm not gonna eat the grossest thing covered in cum until I know what the grossest thing covered in cum is.

Don't want to blow my wad early, so to speak.

You can eat multiple things - enter as many times as you can cum!

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i came on and ate some dirty laundry but i guess that i forgot to take pictures oh well :shrug:

Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx
I had enough protein for today, but maybe tomorrow I will eat cum.

Blue's Clues

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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Jun 30, 2014

pig slut lisa

irl is good


gross is in the eye of the beholder. one man's trash is another man's treasure etcetera.

pig slut lisa

irl is good


"when submitting either a challenge or a proof post please try to use the following format"

hahaha, rules in the subreddit about daring each other to cum on weird things, lmbo

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
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LappyDore64

by XyloJW
reddit will never fail to make me thankful to be posting on here instead

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WindmillSlayer

Reddit lmaooooo

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