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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Sabel posted:

The weakest concern trolling.




Nah, nobody in this thread gives a gently caress about the welfare of Japanese women.

I care about Japanese women, Sabel.

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Clipperton posted:

can you answer my question
The answer is porn is dumb.

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Sabel posted:

This is a dumb racist thread, doesn't even approach anything close to humor, and belongs in one of those right-wing offsites where they plot trans/black/homo/anime-watcher death. Permaban everyone who made 'jokes' and forward their personal information to the SPLC.

qq

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sabel posted:

This is a dumb racist thread, doesn't even approach anything close to humor, and belongs in one of those right-wing offsites where they plot trans/black/homo/anime-watcher death. Permaban everyone who made 'jokes' and forward their personal information to the SPLC.

Perhaps it is thou who do not belong in GBS, perchance?

Nah, couldn't be.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Sabel posted:

The answer is porn is dumb.
the joke is chinks. why arent you laughing. ching chong ding dong :witch:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Ilustforponydeath posted:

Perhaps it is thou who do not belong in GBS, perchance?

Nah, couldn't be.

GBS 1.4: WHITES ONLY

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

a hole-y ghost posted:

the joke is chinks. why arent you laughing. ching chong ding dong :witch:

you are the first poster to use an ethnic slur itt

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i tried getting off to some japanese porn once but


1. it was censored. are they loving insane
2. the women sound like anime, what the gently caress

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Clipperton posted:

you are the first poster to use an ethnic slur itt
thanks. where's my award

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
The dicks in Japanese porn are also really small and I find it hard to place myself in the position of the dick-havers given my gigantic dick.

Big Black Brony
Jul 11, 2008

Congratulations on Graduation Shnookums.
Love, Mom & Dad
Non racist reporting in, I basically avoid Japanese looking produced porn because of all reasons stated in this thread.

1. Blurry parts
2. Weird noises
3. Why are you wearing tube socks? ? ?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Porn is generally best watched with the sound off no matter where in the world it originates.

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Sabel posted:

Porn is generally best watched with the sound off no matter where in the world it originates.

Is that like watching the L word on mute?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

I am super glad you are here to tell us what people should and shouldn't be doing you insufferable, pseudo-leftist, fascist.

don't you work in HR

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Sabel posted:

Porn is generally best watched with the sound off no matter where in the world it originates.

true

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Sabel posted:

Porn is generally best watched with the sound off no matter where in the world it originates.

only bad porn

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
as long as the dude doesn't make too much noise it's all good

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Sabel posted:

Porn is generally best watched with the sound off no matter where in the world it originates.

Personally I turn the sound off and add in my own soundtrack, like some ASMR.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
all sex between asiatics/mongoloids is rape, the precedent was set with genghis khan, and afterall, life is cheap in the orient

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
only a 200lb white man with no earning potential and 4+ posts a day can truely seduce a waifu, small azn dicks and all

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
my wife is asian and basically anything i do to her body is pleasure rape

it rules

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

gonna need some video examples here op

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Freak Futanari posted:

i dunno op, maybe you should stop raping asians

came here to post exactly this

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Jaur posted:

it probably only sounds like crying to people who didnt grow up there and when japanese people watch american porn theyre like why is everybody screaming are they being hurt

People don't scream in American porn, they just go "Oh yeah suck that pussy oh yeah"

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Maoist Pussy posted:

People don't scream in American porn, they just go "Oh yeah suck that pussy oh yeah"

you're watching some boring porn right here

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Which porns should I watch. I want to know where to start with porns.

edit: any recommendations should be lesbian, interracial and non-consensual.

Maoist Pussy fucked around with this message at 01:00 on May 31, 2014

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Maoist Pussy posted:

Which porns should I watch. I want to know where to start with porns.

edit: any recommendations should be lesbian, interracial and non-consensual.

my live feed

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Frostwerks posted:

pixellated pussies are probably pretty sharp

Well, shouldn't the men be screaming then?

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Automatic Slim posted:

Well, shouldn't the men be screaming then?


underneath the masks they are

Squack McQuack
Nov 20, 2013

by Modern Video Games

Bicyclops posted:

what's funny about this thread.

Much

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Maoist Pussy posted:

People don't scream in American porn, they just go "Oh yeah suck that pussy oh yeah"

the worst is when they keep doing that poo poo when literally nothing is happening

like the guy has left the shot to pop some more viagra and the girl is still like

"ohhh yaaah, ohhh yaaah sex my pussy yaaaaah"

lol

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Freak Futanari posted:

i dunno op, maybe you should stop raping asians

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i don't think all asian women sound like they are being raped during sex but i've had sex with two asian women and both of them sounded that way. huge turn off imo. they were both born in the US, too

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Porn's a lot like life.
Once you realize how hosed up it is, you just kind of deal with the hand you're given, make the best of it, and try to enjoy yourself.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Moola posted:

the worst is when they keep doing that poo poo when literally nothing is happening

like the guy has left the shot to pop some more viagra and the girl is still like

"ohhh yaaah, ohhh yaaah sex my pussy yaaaaah"

lol

My favourite of general sex talk was a guy with a 9 inch dick telling a girl "You're so loving tight!" as his dick went on a sojourn to find the boundaries.

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

Freak Futanari posted:

niggar ballss

tvayisnihyaami
Dec 23, 2012

by Lowtax
real sex is not like japanese porn op

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Tell her that you have no intention of emulating porn and just do what comes naturally like functional mature adults you loving defectives this goes for any race, god drat.

naem
May 29, 2011

Neurosis posted:

My favourite of general sex talk was a guy with a 9 inch dick telling a girl "You're so loving tight!" as his dick went on a sojourn to find the boundaries.

I know that feel

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Sabel posted:

Tell her that you have no intention of emulating porn and just do what comes naturally like functional mature adults you loving defectives this goes for any race, god drat.

thanks i've been setting up a camera attached to a speculum every time i have sex but next time i'll try this instead.

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