Incel slam poetry

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

this guy has a cool "awkward whiney yelling" style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKcMqZoS_K8

also this dude has has prob already killed himself

# ? May 31, 2014 05:18

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# ? May 6, 2024 04:50

Cabbages and VHS: Aug 25, 2004; Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuObGsB0No

# ? May 31, 2014 05:23

Down With People: Oct 31, 2012; The child delights in violence.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

this guy has a cool "awkward whiney yelling" style.

is there another style

# ? May 31, 2014 05:29

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NYbojdoAQE

^expresses my incel mindset

# ? May 31, 2014 05:31

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

mostly it's just that you're annoying and ridiculous sabel my friend

i bet a reasonable percentage of people here get laid but you don't see them spouting off about it

except for that guy who has like a cartoon dude as his avatar and his title is Professional Sex-Haver, he literally talks about having sex every time he posts and he's just as if not more annoying than you

# ? May 31, 2014 05:33

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

nomadologique posted:

mostly it's just that you're annoying and ridiculous sabel my friend

i bet a reasonable percentage of people here get laid but you don't see them spouting off about it

except for that guy who has like a cartoon dude as his avatar and his title is Professional Sex-Haver, he literally talks about having sex every time he posts and he's just as if not more annoying than you

cool dude, would roll with him.

If it makes you feel any better I'm pretty sure I've said everything that needs to be said so I don't expect to bring it up unless pressed on it or it's especially relevant.

# ? May 31, 2014 05:44

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

Sabel posted:

And here's another

The text in the blue background is me.

Suck it, nerds.

Mock us if u wish.... but no that nerd revenge involves embarrassment and rape.........

# ? May 31, 2014 05:44

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

do any normal people use tindr

# ? May 31, 2014 05:45

Homura and Sickle: Apr 21, 2013

droey posted:

do any normal people use tindr

surprisingly

# ? May 31, 2014 05:48

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

next time I have another interim period between 2-month-stands i guess im gonna gently caress pathetic chicks off tinder

god bless...

# ? May 31, 2014 05:49

Crunk Magnet: Feb 19, 2004; Poop Soup

Sabel posted:

Open up a facebook message window and note what text looks like when it comes from the sender and the receiver. She approached me in person, I took her up on her offer, we exchanged facebook contact info, and that's the first thing she sent to me after accepting the friend request. I'm the "lady" she was referring to.

Then a bunch of goons were like WOW WHAT A CREEPY WEIRDO and this was the look on my face