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by sebmojo
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rubbed a lamp genie came out and with a straight face i wished for it to blow me haha you should have seen the look on the genies face then i was like nah a billion dollars pls lol
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May 31, 2014 08:51
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- Damp Star Baby
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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didn't wish for unlimited wishes/genies what a scrub
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May 31, 2014 09:08
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- ron color
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any time you use a genie you've gotta know it's been used by a bunch of other dudes and they probably set up a bunch of wish traps like "may the next guy lose all his hair" or "purposefully misinterpret everything you hear" wishers are notorious pranksters
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May 31, 2014 17:29
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by Lowtax
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any time you use a genie you've gotta know it's been used by a bunch of other dudes and they probably set up a bunch of wish traps like "may the next guy lose all his hair" or "purposefully misinterpret everything you hear" wishers are notorious pranksters
youve got a crazy mind man
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May 31, 2014 17:34
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- ron color
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youve got a crazy mind man
that's just the wishes talking i forgive you
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May 31, 2014 17:39
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by zen death robot
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any time you use a genie you've gotta know it's been used by a bunch of other dudes and they probably set up a bunch of wish traps like "may the next guy lose all his hair" or "purposefully misinterpret everything you hear" wishers are notorious pranksters
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May 31, 2014 18:09
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- Dotcom Jillionaire
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Social distortion
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i wish for a pretty good sandwich and maybe a soda. I'm pretty chill about these things
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May 31, 2014 20:07
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- beer pal
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genie pops out "hello traveller, what are your wishes?"
me: i wish... that you were free...
genie's eyes widen: sir i..
me: balling hahahahhaha
genie's smile fades as he with a wave of his hand disappears his underwear
me: hahhahahah i got you i got you good hahah *wipes laughter tear from eye*
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May 31, 2014 21:57
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- cuntman.net
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genie pops out "hello traveller, what are your wishes?"
me: i wish... that you were free...
genie's eyes widen: sir i..
me: balling hahahahhaha
genie's smile fades as he with a wave of his hand disappears his underwear
me: hahhahahah i got you i got you good hahah *wipes laughter tear from eye*
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May 31, 2014 21:58
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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rub gnie lamp in room with low ceiling so genie slam in it and say cuss words also rub lamp during skydive
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May 31, 2014 21:59
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so two guys are out on a lake fishing, one guy cant find his lighter to light his cigarette, he asks his buddy if hes got one. His buddy does, and pulls out a 10 inch lighter, gives it to the first guy
the first guy is like whoa this is a huge lighter man ive never seen anything like this, the owner of the lighter responds that there is a genie inside that lighter rub it and make a wish.
the owner of the lighter says, remember that the genie is kind of hard of hearing though so be careful what you wish for.
the guy rubs the lighter, the genie comes out, the guy says "i want a million bucks"
the genie responds "your wish is my command" and vanishes
suddenly the water under them starts rising up, the two men dont know whats going on until suddenly their canoe is sitting on a pile of a million ducks
the owner of the genie then goes "what did you think i wished for a 10 inch bic?"
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May 31, 2014 22:02
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by zen death robot
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genie pops out "hello traveller, what are your wishes?"
me: i wish... that you were free...
genie's eyes widen: sir i..
me: balling hahahahhaha
genie's smile fades as he with a wave of his hand disappears his underwear
me: hahhahahah i got you i got you good hahah *wipes laughter tear from eye*
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May 31, 2014 22:04
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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see twillight matrix this kind of poo poo is just why i will say i am quite honestly very racist against the genies bc they pull this poo poo all the time they need to go back to their lamps frickin wishheads
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May 31, 2014 22:05
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Gross Dude
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so two guys are out on a lake fishing, one guy cant find his lighter to light his cigarette, he asks his buddy if hes got one. His buddy does, and pulls out a 10 inch lighter, gives it to the first guy
the first guy is like whoa this is a huge lighter man ive never seen anything like this, the owner of the lighter responds that there is a genie inside that lighter rub it and make a wish.
the owner of the lighter says, remember that the genie is kind of hard of hearing though so be careful what you wish for.
the guy rubs the lighter, the genie comes out, the guy says "i want a million bucks"
the genie responds "your wish is my command" and vanishes
suddenly the water under them starts rising up, the two men dont know whats going on until suddenly their canoe is sitting on a pile of a million ducks
the owner of the genie then goes "what did you think i wished for a 10 inch bic?"
Ok, what? How did the genie get in the lighter if the lighter was a result of a wish? This joke does not follow genie rules.
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May 31, 2014 22:08
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- ron color
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always ask for powers right off the bat, the genie will appreciate it and let's be honest here most "be careful what you wish for" problems could be solved with magic or lasers
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Jun 1, 2014 00:02
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- dogcrash truther
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rub gnie lamp in room with low ceiling so genie slam in it and say cuss words also rub lamp during skydive
lol
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Jun 1, 2014 00:22
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- dogcrash truther
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rub a lamp in the middle of the movie and don't explain what's happening to the genie
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Jun 1, 2014 00:24
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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^lmfao
rib lammp n movie u kno gnie dont like n wish he watch it all (tell hbim no blinking 4 2nd wissh))
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Jun 1, 2014 18:15
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- bog pixie
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genie pops out "hello traveller, what are your wishes?"
me: i wish... that you were free...
genie's eyes widen: sir i..
me: balling hahahahhaha
genie's smile fades as he with a wave of his hand disappears his underwear
me: hahhahahah i got you i got you good hahah *wipes laughter tear from eye*
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Jun 1, 2014 19:32
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- mechacop
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Add me on SNES Live
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rub a lamp in the middle of the movie and don't explain what's happening to the genie
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Jun 1, 2014 22:28
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- DinoCzar
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He just came up to me and was like: Byoop!
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let the genie out in a really dark room and tell him he's dead welcome to hell bitch 
All genies go to heaven
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Jun 1, 2014 22:55
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- i am he
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thats why he'd be so scared
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Jun 1, 2014 23:08
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- dogcrash truther
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let the genie out in a really dark room and tell him he's dead welcome to hell bitch
haha
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Jun 2, 2014 00:51
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- dogcrash truther
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dress like the genie and repeat everything he says in a high pitched annoying voice
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Jun 2, 2014 00:52
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- dogcrash truther
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*mumbles* faggotgeniegrantsmeunlimitedwishessayswhat?
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Jun 2, 2014 00:53
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- Pinche Rudo
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fart into a plastic bag and tie it around the tip of the lamp then rub it so the genie has to pop out in a bag of rear end gas
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Jun 2, 2014 01:43
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- cuntman.net
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fill the lamp with oil and use it as a light source
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Jun 2, 2014 01:48
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- dogcrash truther
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Genie: I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL GENIE OF THE LAMP!!
Me: that's cool, but honestly I don't need anything else except for this lamp.
Genie: PLEASE WISH ME FREE!
me: nah, just gonna use the lamp with you in it, ok? It'll be a good conversation piece.
Genie: I BEG YOU!
Me: "I love lamp," haha remember that?
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Jun 2, 2014 02:00
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- beer pal
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just carry the lamp around with you so the genie has to listen to you talk about the weather adn your favorite video game and what you should have for dinner until he finally gives in and lets you have unlimited wishes even though youre really really not supposed to do that
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Jun 2, 2014 02:30
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- DinoCzar
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He just came up to me and was like: Byoop!
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Give a genie a monkey's paw
You feed him for a day
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Jun 2, 2014 02:32
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- beer pal
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me, absent mindedly thinking about how much i could use a coke: man i wish i h...
genies ears perk up
me: oops haha nevermind. so the really cool thing about xena was
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Jun 2, 2014 02:34
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- cuntman.net
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me, absent mindedly thinking about how much i could use a coke: man i wish i h...
genies ears perk up
me: oops haha nevermind. so the really cool thing about xena was
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Jun 2, 2014 02:42
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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Wish that the genie has to watch you gently caress their lamp. Finish inside of it; order the genie back to the lamp immediately
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Jun 2, 2014 03:25
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- blaise rascal
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"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
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me, absent mindedly thinking about how much i could use a coke: man i wish i h...
genies ears perk up
me: oops haha nevermind. so the really cool thing about xena was
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