Hot Sauce: Always have a friend touch your penis for you

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Goons with Spoons > Hot Sauce: Always have a friend touch your penis for you

NosmoKing: Nov 12, 2004; I have a rifle and a frying pan and I know how to use them

Suspect Bucket posted:

This is why I am not allowed to cook weird things indoors anymore, and have been mostly banished to the 'outdoor kitchen'.

I made ghost pepper wings last Super Bowl and essentially maced the kitchen and living room.

Then I ate them and burned my face.

Then I took a piss and burned my dork.

Then I had to take out my contacts.

NosmoKing fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Mar 30, 2018

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