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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

azreal posted:

I'm a nuggets fan :smith:

You poor Denver human being!

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

azreal posted:

I'm a nuggets fan :smith:

At least you're loyal. That's the first test of manhood. You are born into a team, staying that way shows character.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Tim Duncan is a good basketball player and a nice man

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
As a Mavs fan, there's only one thing to root for in these NBA finals; Donald Sterling suicide bombing American Airlines Arena.

obliviums
Oct 2, 2013

The only exercise I get is poopin'

Do you fat-shaming try-hards really know how good ice cream is?
Hey lindsey, I dont like it when you watch sports. You're a different person, and I want myp old frie nd back. I(ll be oujtside if you want to play with a dog, me. Im a dog.

Walk around degecectedly all night because your team lost. Washed out grey skiun and clothing, sad faces. You mope and drink drinks from the cold place and i don't uinderstand.

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
lol if you tghought okc would win the series just lol

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
basketball pros:
Dunking
Knicks city dancers

basketball cons:
strategic fouling sucks
Refs have no idea what a foul looks like
playing the last two minutes of a half takes longer than the previous 22
first 3 quarters are a waste of time

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
I am so glad Manu Ginobili gets to choke another title away to the Heat.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Real hurthling! posted:

basketball pros:
Dunking
Knicks city dancers

basketball cons:
strategic fouling sucks
Refs have no idea what a foul looks like
playing the last two minutes of a half takes longer than the previous 22
first 3 quarters are a waste of time

You forgot buzzer beaters in the pros.

I remember Robert Horry making that shot for the Lakers against the Kings in the 2002 playoffs like I was at the game. Everyone in my house lost their poo poo for like the next hour.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

uG posted:

lol if you tghought okc would win the series just lol

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

proof of concept posted:

ahaha get owned

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
loving Kings.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
GO PISTONS



























Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
If the heat lose do you guys think the big 3 will opt for better contracts?

the lakers and celtics are garbage now lmao, how did the nets gut the celtics man

why does texas have so many teams? its kinda tight

sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~
it was cool greg oden got to play a little bit

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Hobohemian posted:

Watching Ron Artest punch that fan right in the loving face is when I knew American sports were way better than that poo poo they watch over in Europe. Can you imagine what would have gone down if they threw a banana at him like Europeans do to the black soccer players?
lmfao

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

You poor Denver human being!
we are all faggots here

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

crankdatbatman posted:

pretty much. i do not see the point of a goddam 16 team playoff when it's always the top 4 seeds playing in the conference finals anyway. yeah once and a while the 8th seed knocks off the 1st seed to get swept in the second round. it's retarded, and no huge basketball fan has ever been able to defend the first round to me.
sucks how this year's first round was so fun to watch and then devolved into having the same four teams in the end

there is no excuse for watching the NBA playoffs over the NHL playoffs anyway, rangers in the finals aside

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

best of 5 first round series owned

myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!
who?

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
im a basketball mummy! poop poop

SevenStringGuru
Jun 6, 2003

Bob Loblaw Law covers all injuries, including those sustained while trying to 4x4 a segway.

OKC Papers posted:

HARDEN TRADE!!!

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Frackie Robinson posted:

I shoulda known you'd root for those uppity Rockettes

Dirk Nowitzki: German Moses by Flula [HD]: http://youtu.be/VU6UHBYJOUw

Nope I am a MFFL.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Also worth noting Dirk and the Mavs are the only team to beat both the Spurs and Heat in the same playoffs in the "big 3" Era. The rest of NBA can thank us now.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Best Dunkin is Sandy. Second is Donuts.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
OP pls get right on a bio of Tim dickin and why I care who he is I'll check back in 1 hour to review thanks

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Mid 2000s Pistons were legit fun as gently caress to watch. They also gave us the Rumble at the Palace.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I like when the Spurs win because then we get free coffee.

But I hate "Los Spurs" because its racist.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

oldpainless posted:

But I hate "Los Spurs" because its racist.

Lmao "racist" pretty sure Mexicans in San Antonio started "Los Spurs" because gently caress the white man that's why.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

texaholic posted:

Also worth noting Dirk and the Mavs are the only team to beat both the Spurs and Heat in the same playoffs in the "big 3" Era. The rest of NBA can thank us now.

North Texas, especially Dallas is gay and terrible. Please reevaluate your choices/life.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Popp is a really good coach

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Oct 30, 2009

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texaholic posted:

Lmao "racist" pretty sure Mexicans in San Antonio started "Los Spurs" because gently caress the white man that's why.

This isn't true at all.

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Oct 30, 2009

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VikingSkull posted:

Popp is a really good coach

This is though.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
no one likes the Spurs because they play the game like it's 1962

e- every year in every sport the team that wins it all surprises the nation, and we are reminded that yes, in fact, defense does win a ball game

americong
May 29, 2013


at one point a few years ago I rode the OKC bandwagon hard

I am grateful, however, that Russell Westbrook will not be on the court versus the Miami Heat

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Boywhiz88 posted:

Mid 2000s Pistons were legit fun as gently caress to watch. They also gave us the Rumble at the Palace.

Also gave us Sheed's bald spot.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

oldpainless posted:

I like when the Spurs win because then we get free coffee.

But I hate "Los Spurs" because its racist.
better than "Los Suns" or "Los Bulls"

latino games are the most patronizing poo poo in pro sports

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
can we laugh at how gutted the celtics are and how lovely the lakers are without dwight howard

also bring harden back to the thunder faggots

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Yes. gently caress the Lakers forever

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!
I'm a Clippers fan insult me

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Redkist posted:

I'm a Clippers fan insult me

I'm more inclined to cover you with an emergency blanket and bring you some hot coffee. That poo poo's rough.

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