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DrakeriderCa posted:A dog took a run at me today. I didn't shoot it. What's wrong with me? Didn't murder dog. I think you're doing it right.
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DrakeriderCa posted:A dog took a run at me today. I didn't shoot it. What's wrong with me? Did you get bit? Not shooting a dog is grounds for suspension. With pay.
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I used my Crisis Intervention skills and talked it down. I was plain clothes and the owner thought I was casing his van.  I tossed out some lame cover and booked it.
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:How so? As cheesy as it sounds, that's pretty much what drew me to doing this job. I left LE for a short time after having a terrible experience at my first department (re: hazing and other bullshit as mentioned in the article), and was bored to tears working in IT and not feeling like I was "making a difference" or that my job had any purpose at all. You can say "I feel a strong desire to help my fellow man, even if I feel the monetary compensation could never equal the work outlaid" without trying to make it sound like the God Of The Hebrews burned the roof off your house one day, slapped your rear end clean out of bed and held you down bellowing at you until you signed the academy admission papers DrakeriderCa posted:I used my Crisis Intervention skills and talked it down. I was plain clothes and the owner thought I was casing his van. How bitchin' would you describe this van
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Snowdens Secret posted:You can say "I feel a strong desire to help my fellow man, even if I feel the monetary compensation could never equal the work outlaid" without trying to make it sound like the God Of The Hebrews burned the roof off your house one day, slapped your rear end clean out of bed and held you down bellowing at you until you signed the academy admission papers lmbo
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Snowdens Secret posted:How bitchin' would you describe this van 
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^^ hahahahaSnowdens Secret posted:You can say "I feel a strong desire to help my fellow man, even if I feel the monetary compensation could never equal the work outlaid" without trying to make it sound like the God Of The Hebrews burned the roof off your house one day, slapped your rear end clean out of bed and held you down bellowing at you until you signed the academy admission papers Not too bitchin'. It was a 10 year old Odyssey.
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Snowdens Secret posted:You can say "I feel a strong desire to help my fellow man, even if I feel the monetary compensation could never equal the work outlaid" without trying to make it sound like the God Of The Hebrews burned the roof off your house one day, slapped your rear end clean out of bed and held you down bellowing at you until you signed the academy admission papers Seriously?
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Snowdens Secret posted:You can say "I feel a strong desire to help my fellow man, even if I feel the monetary compensation could never equal the work outlaid" without trying to make it sound like the God Of The Hebrews burned the roof off your house one day, slapped your rear end clean out of bed and held you down bellowing at you until you signed the academy admission papers this is a tite quote
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Jun 3, 2014 06:16
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gently caress this job just grinds you down sometimes
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Jun 3, 2014 06:28
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Smiling Jack posted:gently caress this job just grinds you down sometimes Just let out your frustrations on a minority. Keeps me healthy and happy.
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Homeowner is shocked that I did not violate the rights of his roommate and throw him out onto the street.
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Jun 3, 2014 14:45
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When we are removing trespassers from a private property we have to say "I'm acting as a private citizen now and not a police officer" and drag them out. That or fake fear a breach of the peace and bounce them off the door frames.
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Jun 3, 2014 16:03
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:When we are removing trespassers from a private property we have to say "I'm acting as a private citizen now and not a police officer" and drag them out. idgi can't you arrest someone for trespassing? If they're under arrest then they're in custody, can't you just remove them as the police?
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Nope, it's a civil matter. A person has the right to use reasonable and proportionate force to remove another trespassing on their property and they can ask someone to assist, but the police have no statutory powers to interfere in civil matters like that. If you fear a breach in the peace (not the cool Scottish kind either) then you can nick them, move them and then de-arrest them.
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Jun 3, 2014 16:58
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Everything I know about English trespass law I learned from a documentary on Gypsies. http://www.woking.gov.uk/planning/envhealthservice/control/unauthencampfaqs
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If you are not willing to tolerate the encampment any longer, you or your solicitor can go to a County Court and obtain an Order granting you possession of your land. What the gently caress is this poo poo, so if you got squatters on your land, you have to get a court order saying its your land? What does the Queen own everything? Hatchingtan, Burdenshot Road, Worplesdon. Also that is the most British thing i've ever read.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:If you fear a breach in the peace (not the cool Scottish kind either) then you can nick them, move them and then de-arrest them.
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http://www.cracked.com/article_20841_5-things-i-learned-as-cop-that-movies-wont-show-you.html http://www.cracked.com/article_21181_5-things-i-learned-as-cop-movies-wont-show-you-part-2.html I tink dat you fuckin' mooks might like those. It talks about liars, drunks, door kicking, and y'alls favorite: GEAR!!!! How many of y'all knew that your dirty, sweaty bullet-armor has an expiration date?
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Reign Of Pain posted:How many of y'all knew that your dirty, sweaty bullet-armor has an expiration date? I wear armor that expired in 2007.
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Jun 4, 2014 03:31
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Mine went just last year. I'll wear it till it takes a bullet most likely 
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Jun 4, 2014 03:39
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I get a new vest every couple of years so
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Whip Slagcheek posted:I get a new vest every couple of years so Must be nice to work in a federal agency where it's not fashionable to dirty, tea-party(anti-american) scum to cut your budget Is the excuse "These aren't my pants" that common? Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Jun 4, 2014 |
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My MRAP came in. To Do List [ ] instill fear in the common man [ ] subjugate/oppress minorities [ ] donuts in a parking lot
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Choose your parking lot carefully and you can check off all three in like an hour and then spend the rest of the day
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beanieson posted:My MRAP came in. Give us pictures, you selfish bastard
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http://www.vice.com/read/on-patrol-with-north-londons-orthodox-jewish-patrol-group?utm_source=vicefbus Jews on Patrol.
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Like to see what would happen if they patrolled in my neck of the woods where the youths routinely burn Israeli flags and graffiti nazi icons and 'Hamas' all over the local synagoge (It's a very Muslim area with an active and militant youth.) I've never worked with them but Hatzola (the Jewish Ambulance service) is meant to be poo poo hot and have a faster response time than the London Ambulance service, who are already genuinely very good.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Like to see what would happen if they patrolled in my neck of the woods where the youths routinely burn Israeli flags and graffiti nazi icons and 'Hamas' all over the local synagoge (It's a very Muslim area with an active and militant youth.) I've never worked with them but Hatzola (the Jewish Ambulance service) is meant to be poo poo hot and have a faster response time than the London Ambulance service, who are already genuinely very good. How big is nazism in the U.K. anyway?
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In the south east, almost non-existent. We have a problem with Islamo-fascism, there have been a few recent prosecutions where 'morality patrols' have been assaulting people drinking in public, gay couples or women in revealing clothing.
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beanieson posted:My MRAP came in. Add give free rides when the street is flooded BECAUSE THATS ALL WE USE OURS FOR  Also loving Slenderman has almost claimed another victim, I've worked 3 Slenderman related suicides in the past 2 years
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:In the south east, almost non-existent. We have a problem with Islamo-fascism, there have been a few recent prosecutions where 'morality patrols' have been assaulting people drinking in public, gay couples or women in revealing clothing. Drag a few out into the middle of the street in front of a mosque and reenact the climax from The Lottery. That should settle down the Allah brigade. I would suggest Se7en-ing their rear end but y'all aint allowed guns right? Or is that some dumb myth they tell us in the colonies?
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Genocide Tendency posted:
Literally the only think stopping us having the worst campaign of domestically trained terrorism in the world is the fact that our public education system is utter poo poo and tends to produce feckless morons. 4 Lions is not only a fantastic film but it demonstrates the level of stupidity we have to deal with and the fact that incompetence foils more terrorist plots than the Police do.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:In the south east, almost non-existent. We have a problem with Islamo-fascism, there have been a few recent prosecutions where 'morality patrols' have been assaulting people drinking in public, gay couples or women in revealing clothing. whats it like living in a 3rd world shithole?
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The sad thing is, I grew up in the forests and farmlands of Kent where the most dangerous thing I would come across would be fox poo poo. I do wake up and wonder what went so loving wrong with my life that I decided to be a unpaid policemen in this fetid pisshole (actually it's because I got a yuppie job so my 9-5 pays more than I know what to do with)
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:whats it like living in a 3rd world shithole? Thats not a nice thing to say about Boston.
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Genocide Tendency posted:Thats not a nice thing to say about Boston. Thats about the nicest thing you can say about Boston tbqh
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This guy lived on my road for a while. As you can see, he is being helpful and letting people know that they are in a sharia controlled zone. He got a 68 week sentence (which is like 10 life sentences in the US) for shouting at women, people drinking and hitting gay men. I mean, how dare he, that's what the Police are for. The cheeky ginger bastard is trying to take our jobs.
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That's a really impressive neckbeard.
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