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quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Army is gay
Reserves are gay
Natty Guard is gay
OP is gay
gently caress you

QTIYD

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Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger
gently caress you OP. Remember to thank a D Day vet, assuming your arm is long enough to reach around their gigantic balls for a handshake. Who cares if you QT or IYD, you're all faggots anyway.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:gas:

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Killed by request.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



This is the June thread the army deserves.

McSpatula
Aug 5, 2006
We're already out of funds for the fiscal year, can we just keep one long lovely thread until funds are reallocated? :shrug:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

This is the June thread the army deserves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSjr24zl85o

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Wait a minute. Nobody on BAF gets down for IDF.

HelpImARock3
May 27, 2010

Don't get treed by a Chihuahua
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/is-sgt-bowe-bergdahl-a-hero-or-a-deserter/

So far this is one of the only news sources I've seen that isn't ignoring the desertion allegations for the sake of a "WELCOME HOME HERO!!!" :downsbravo: headline.

anne frank fanfic
Oct 31, 2005

psydude posted:

Wait a minute. Nobody on BAF gets down for IDF.

Those 6 guys who died went down pretty quick.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

anne frank fanfic posted:

Those 6 guys who died went down pretty quick.

Haha really? When was that? Man if you get hit by IDF on BAF you are one unlucky fucker.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Wait actually was that when the dragon MWR got hit? Summer/Fallish 2010?

anne frank fanfic
Oct 31, 2005
I suppose I should give more details of that event since there will be no consequences.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

gleep gloop posted:

Haha really? When was that? Man if you get hit by IDF on BAF you are one unlucky fucker.

It does happen there on occasion, but you're probably statistically more likely to get killed in a car accident in the states.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

psydude posted:

It does happen there on occasion, but you're probably statistically more likely to get killed in a car accident in the states.

pretty sure you're statistically more likely to get killed in a car crash in the states than being straight up in the worst areas of iraq or afghanistan when either was at its worst

anne frank fanfic
Oct 31, 2005
the guys in korengal were poo poo at statistics

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
http://repository.upenn.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1000&context=psc_working_papers

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

tuluk posted:

Army is gay
Reserves are gay
Natty Guard is gay
OP is gay
gently caress you

QTIYD

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

lmao good job marines

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

quote:

Army Lieutenants have the highest mortality of any rank in the Army, 19% higher mortality than all Army troops combined.
lol no poo poo, sherlock

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger
I've always said there should be a Black Man From Philadelphia campaign medal. Chances of seeing combat at Fort Hood > Afghanistan.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



http://www.armytimes.com/article/20140602/NEWS06/306020039/3-soldiers-arrested-water-park-incident

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Never change 2ID, never change.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

This is an amazingly enlisted story.

nescience
Jan 24, 2011

h'okay

This is why I think the Army should stop sending soldiers to Korea that are just getting out of AIT...

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

nescience posted:

the Army should stop

McSpatula
Aug 5, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkN8V2Xogsw

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

nescience posted:

This is why I think the Army should stop sending soldiers to Korea that are just getting out of AIT...

So... More DUIs, SNCOs raping junior enlisted, etc?

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I think it's more for the poor young dudes sanity.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



they should not have done that

sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012

FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:

Never change 2ID, never change.

Anansi The Spider
Jan 30, 2014

loved basic so much I decided to stay
Area beautification is a helluva detail

benem
Feb 15, 2012

I report in a month, my first duty station as a 2LT.

gently caress me gently caress me gently caress me gently caress me.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Anansi The Spider posted:

Area beautification is a helluva detail

go paint rocks bitch

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

benem posted:

I report in a month, my first duty station as a 2LT.

gently caress me gently caress me gently caress me gently caress me.

Kill yourself now.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

would deploy to korea over afghanistan because at least you can drink

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

psydude posted:

would deploy to korea over afghanistan because at least you can drink

You're assuming there's been no recent rape, cop fights or rape of cops who fight


edit: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/06/04/army-sexual-assault-prevention-officer-accused-running-prostitution-ring/

Way to one up the Air Force, guys.

Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Jun 4, 2014

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

psydude posted:

would deploy to korea over afghanistan because at least you can drink

Not so fast my friend

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

benem posted:

I report in a month, my first duty station as a 2LT.

gently caress me gently caress me gently caress me gently caress me.

Lmao have fun every single weekend getting yelled at by your bosses because some retard got drunk and poo poo on a Korean

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sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012

Booblord Zagats posted:

You're assuming there's been no recent rape, cop fights or rape of cops who fight




I am sure this just as easily describes Afghanistan too

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