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sforzacio posted:I am sure this just as easily describes Afghanistan too We instilled some seriously American values there 
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When I was in, we didn't even have AC, and the heat stayed on in the summer. Also, you're not allowed to keep your windows open because somebody might break in there rather than just go through your door.
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McSpatula posted:Hard times ahead.. Lmao 78 degrees suck my dick.
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Ahahahaha so happy I got out right before summer started.
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Civilians who refuse to take 240bs that are a little rusty. Now im painting rocks for the next 3 days. The loving things sit in the warehouse for months on end before being inspected. The humidity alone destroys them. Welp better get some more red white and blue spray cans. This is what happens when you sham out of a run to help the supply sar'nt. 
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Anansi The Spider posted:Civilians who refuse to take 240bs that are a little rusty. Now im painting rocks for the next 3 days. How the gently caress are you posting from OSUT? From this gate emerge the finest landscapers the world has ever known. Follow me. 
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Because my ticket to fuckoff this place was invalid, now im heldover for a loving week until tjhetraining tech gets me a new one. So I get to be hosed with by the DSes who hate us, and PT with a company who is week 4, again who hate me for randomly showing up.
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Go blow all of your basic money on dumb poo poo from the PX or strippers like all newly graduated Privates.
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DoktorLoken posted:Go blow all of your basic money on a new Charger. Put no money down. Don't worry about the interest rate; those salesmen will finance everybody from E-1 to O-10- it says so right on the billboard!
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I did buy a pair of boots for 150. Thats probably the least amount of money spent outof 90% of these "Warriors and members of a team who live the army values" aka bringing a prostitute to the bay.
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Anansi The Spider posted:Because my ticket to fuckoff this place was invalid, now im heldover for a loving week until tjhetraining tech gets me a new one. So I get to be hosed with by the DSes who hate us, and PT with a company who is week 4, again who hate me for randomly showing up. Everybody will hate you until you deploy, suck it up. What company were you in, where are you going? Harden the gently caress up and treat your squad leader like he's the second coming of christ, his team leaders the first coming, and your platoon leader god himself. Volunteer for every school available, stay as far away from the garrison gently caress gently caress games while you can.
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Jun 4, 2014 23:07
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McSpatula posted:Everybody will hate you until you deploy, suck it up. What company were you in, where are you going? He isn't going to deploy
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Im prettymuch prepare to be a cherry fucksick for the next year or two. Listening to TL has been instilled in me by a 12b to 11b reclass sgt. Also the army loves to gently caress NCOs. Dudes been in for 4 years 2 deployments down, he reclasses to 11b and gets sent to day 1 BCT. He was there the whole time no extra priveleges
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McSpatula posted:Harden the gently caress up and treat your squad leader like he's the second coming of christ, his team leaders the first coming, and your platoon leader god himself. hahahahahaha No, just do your loving job, don't be a dumbass, and don't be a loving cocksucker (brown noser, you cool N4I). Also don't take army seriously.
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Anansi The Spider posted:Im prettymuch prepare to be a cherry fucksick for the next year or two. Listening to TL has been instilled in me by a 12b to 11b reclass sgt. Also the army loves to gently caress NCOs. Dudes been in for 4 years 2 deployments down, he reclasses to 11b and gets sent to day 1 BCT. He was there the whole time no extra priveleges Haha oh my loving god that is terrible. Any chance you're in 1-50?
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sforzacio posted:Haha oh my loving god that is terrible. Any chance you're in 1-50? No but im close, why?
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What kind of mouth-breathing retard reclasses to 11B? It's supposed to be the other way around.
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McSpatula posted:Everybody will hate you until you deploy, suck it up. What company were you in, where are you going? Also holy poo poo way to imply someone should worship two of societys rejects and a dude who probably has a 2.3 from southern alabama university.
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McSpatula posted:Everybody will hate you until you deploy, suck it up. What company were you in, where are you going?  quit bein a moto bitchtard
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:What kind of mouth-breathing retard reclasses to 11B? It's supposed to be the other way around. The drawdown is giving many NCOs in overmanned MOSs the option to reclass to 11b. Try imagining that decision process with a straight face.
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Its now a "11b, 88m or gtfo" for NCOs in overmanned positions
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krispykremessuck posted:
Suck start an airsoft toy, shipmate. gleep gloop posted:Also holy poo poo way to imply someone should worship two of societys rejects and a dude who probably has a 2.3 from southern alabama university. What else do you expect someone who enlisted as 11X to do during drawdown? It's going to be nothing but haze city.
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sforzacio posted:The drawdown is giving many NCOs in overmanned MOSs the option to reclass to 11b. Try imagining that decision process with a straight face.
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:gently caress you, Army.
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McSpatula posted:Suck start an airsoft toy, shipmate. Lmao that's not elendil idiot. Also I'd say maybe they shouldn't be a bitch!
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McSpatula posted:Suck start an airsoft toy, shipmate. for real though stop being a moto shitheel McSpatula posted:Everybody will hate you until you deploy, suck it up. What company were you in, where are you going? this was a really fuckin gay post
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I hope they bring back wall to wall counseling just for you.
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We had a kid with 40 counseling statements given in less than 6 hours. The only two I remember vaguely were calling in a bombthreat on the SHARP hotline phone and Threatening to "make columbine look like a summer picnic" at the grenade range. E. He tried to file assault charges when cadre bum rushed him into the gravel and proceeded to "pacify" him. Anansi The Spider fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Jun 5, 2014 |
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McSpatula posted:Everybody will hate you until you deploy, suck it up. What company were you in, where are you going? LMFAO
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McSpatula says "hooah" irl unironically
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Anansi The Spider posted:We had a kid with 40 counseling statements given in less than 6 hours. The only two I remember vaguely were calling in a bombthreat on the SHARP hotline phone and Threatening to "make columbine look like a summer picnic" at the grenade range. Did he then try to hang himself with a buffer!!!!!
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Anansi The Spider posted:We had a kid with 40 counseling statements given in less than 6 hours. The only two I remember vaguely were calling in a bombthreat on the SHARP hotline phone and Threatening to "make columbine look like a summer picnic" at the grenade range. Ok, I'm starting to think you may be IDR.
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gleep gloop posted:Ok, I'm starting to think you may be IDR. Honestly we had a high number of crazies, some really really wanted to get to CHMS and get mental chap'd, thus they would act crazy because the mentality is crazy is the easy way out. And we didnt have buffers, all hand work, just tide chuggers
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Anansi The Spider posted:Honestly we had a high number of crazies, some really really wanted to get to CHMS and get mental chap'd, thus they would act crazy because the mentality is crazy is the easy way out. What would you say was your own personal Normandy.
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Obama Africanus posted:What would you say was your own personal Normandy. 
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Obama Africanus posted:What would you say was your own personal Normandy. 30th ag
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