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NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax
gently caress it










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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



A challenger appears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLXvojn5ZQ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wV6axt4TCI


Ducks are bastards.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax
at least when dogges get rapey they're still adorable about it

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

animals gone wild pt III w/ snoop dogg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UEM541IenE&t=16s

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
with my pay getting all hosed up til next month i don't have enough money to cover myself. what's the easiest way to get a loan for like $1000? interest doesn't really mean poo poo since i'll be paying it back all at once with the first payment.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Cole posted:

with my pay getting all hosed up til next month i don't have enough money to cover myself. what's the easiest way to get a loan for like $1000? interest doesn't really mean poo poo since i'll be paying it back all at once with the first payment.

lmao dude you are so fuckin enlisted

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Cole posted:

with my pay getting all hosed up til next month i don't have enough money to cover myself. what's the easiest way to get a loan for like $1000? interest doesn't really mean poo poo since i'll be paying it back all at once with the first payment.

oh cole :3:

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

lmao dude you are so fuckin enlisted

hey i'm good til like halfway through the month

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
Suck dicks for money.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

JSARSOM posted:

Suck dicks for money.

i tried. my mouth is too small so teeth become a problem and the guy asked me to pay him for damages.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
pay day loan
pawn your car
rob a convenience store
loan shark
ebay your nascar commemorative plates collection

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Are you getting unemployment? You should be eligible unless you got a dishonorable discharge. Worst case, go work at one of those temp labor places to pay for your beer money, or donate plasma or something. No one's gonna give an unemployed chump a loan without a poo poo ton of interest tacked on top.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Cole posted:

with my pay getting all hosed up til next month i don't have enough money to cover myself. what's the easiest way to get a loan for like $1000? interest doesn't really mean poo poo since i'll be paying it back all at once with the first payment.

Lmfao cole you retard why the gently caress didn't you have any savings?

Also interest does matter man, you haven't found the secret to ripping off payday loans.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Cole posted:

hey i'm good til like halfway through the month

do you not even have a credit card???

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
No credit card, no savings, relying on gubmit hand outs. drat cole.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
quick now post about socialism, obamacare, and handouts while receiving va disability and the circle will be complete

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

genderstomper58 posted:

pay day loan
pawn your car
rob a convenience store
loan shark
ebay your nascar commemorative plates collection

do all of these except dont sell the nascar plates they're gonna be a valuable investment some day

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I always kick myself for selling that Dale Earnheart rookie plate.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Just don't pay your bills, who cares.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Godholio posted:

Just don't pay your bills, who cares.

You can do it Cole, go for max enlisted

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
gently caress YOUR BILLS, I WON'T BE A COG IN YOUR MACHINE MAN

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I stamp all of my bills "accepted for value" and then sign in red and blue ink before mailing them in. Send me $200 so I can show you how to use your strawman account to handle all your debts!

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Countdown to cole joining the reserves.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gleep gloop posted:

Lmfao cole you retard why the gently caress didn't you have any savings?

anne frank fanfic
Oct 31, 2005
don't worry, the VA will cover your bills. you're a shoe in for 90% disability plus I bet it'll take 2 weeks tops to get rated

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
When I got out I has 12K in my USAA savings account and about 5K in checking.


What I'm saying here Cole is you might have too many chromosomes

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Lmao that Cole didn't get a 6 figure job right out of army

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Take out that payday loan bro

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Cole posted:

i tried. my mouth is too small so teeth become a problem and the guy asked me to pay him for damages.

rrail probably will loan you the money, he's done it for people in the past, just come into the channel and ask

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


You can always sell sperm

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

shyduck posted:

You can always sell sperm

That's actually really tough to get into.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

who wouldn't want the seed of a hero

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Slim Pickens posted:

gently caress YOUR BILLS, I WON'T BE A COG IN YOUR MACHINE MAN

preach it brother

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

shyduck posted:

You can always swallow sperm

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

gleep gloop posted:

That's actually really tough to get into.

You're thinking of vaginas

Cole have you considered asking any living relatives for money, as a first move? It's pretty much the white person go to

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
Be extra worthless like this dude:

Kit Walker posted:

I get paid 15 an hour for doing a job where I might be killed or maimed any day, any minute if I make a single mistake. Or even if I don't make any mistake. And I get paid that much because I'm drat good at it. Others make little more than minimum wage. So where's my government-provided college money? Free insurance? Free housing? Free food?

It's because I'm not helping kill foreigners, isn't it?

Kit Walker posted:

Bike courier in NYC. It means dodging between thousands of trucks, buses, taxis, and pedestrians who aren't paying attention. It's been fun other than the times I got hit by a car illegally turning at 30 mph and doored by someone getting out of a taxi without looking.

e - but seriously, I'm lmbo about all of this. Tyvm Cole and Kit Walker

Fucitol fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Jun 2, 2014

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

ZappDash posted:

Be extra worthless like this dude:



e - but seriously, I'm lmbo about all of this. Tyvm Cole and Kit Walker

why is everyone that does al ot of bicycle riding on a day to day basis a huge human being

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Snowdens Secret posted:

You're thinking of vaginas



Not your moms!

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
because bicyclists are entitled douchey faggots

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Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

ZappDash posted:

Be extra worthless like this dude:

15/hr is pretty good money for a fax machine

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